Taxes?

by GurbangulyBerdimuhamedow


Bonus Chapter: A Celestial Tax Tale

Celestia had always been the ruler of Equestria, a land filled with happiness and harmony. But recently, things had taken a turn for the worse. The economy had been hit hard by a sudden lack of tax revenue, and even Celestia was feeling the effects.

As she walked through the streets of Canterlot, Celestia saw the evidence of the kingdom's financial struggles. Buildings were falling into disrepair, shopkeepers were closing their doors, and ponies were huddled together in the streets, trying to stay warm.

Celestia knew that she had to do something to help her subjects. She summoned her most trusted advisors and asked them to come up with a plan to revive the economy. But as they brainstormed ideas, Celestia couldn't help but feel a sense of helplessness. How could she fix the kingdom when even she was struggling to make ends meet?

As she pondered over the problem, a memory from long ago crossed her mind. She recalled a time when she had visited a small village on the outskirts of Equestria, and had been impressed by the ingenuity of the ponies there. They had managed to thrive despite their limited resources, and had built a close-knit community that supported each other.

Inspired by this memory, Celestia decided to take matters into her own hooves. She shed her regal attire and donned a simple cloak and hood, hoping to blend in with the ponies of Canterlot. She roamed the streets, listening to the concerns of the citizens and observing their daily struggles.

As she mingled with the ponies, Celestia noticed a small group of entrepreneurs who were trying to start a business selling homemade baked goods. They had a passion for baking, but lacked the funds to buy ingredients and equipment. Celestia saw an opportunity to help these ponies, and offered to invest in their business.

With Celestia's financial backing, the bakery was able to take off. Word of mouth spread quickly, and soon the bakery became a popular spot for Canterlot residents. The entrepreneurs were able to earn a living doing what they loved, and Celestia was happy to see that her investment had made a real difference.

Celestia realized that she didn't need to rely on taxes or government policies to make a positive impact on her kingdom. By investing in the talent and potential of her subjects, she could help them build a better future for themselves and for Equestria as a whole.

Even though Celestia was now investing in small businesses, the lack of tax revenue meant that her own financial situation was still dire. She had to cut down on expenses and live a modest lifestyle. She gave up her luxurious chambers in the palace and moved to a small cottage on the outskirts of Canterlot.

Despite her own hardships, Celestia found joy in helping her subjects. She continued to seek out ponies with great potential and offer them her support. She invested in new businesses, offered grants to artists and scholars, and helped to fund community projects.

As word of her kindness spread throughout Equestria, more and more ponies were inspired to follow her example. They began to see the value of investing in their own communities and supporting each other. Slowly but surely, the kingdom began to thrive once again.

Celestia realized that the true power of a ruler lay not in their wealth or their status, but in their ability to inspire and uplift their subjects. By being a beacon of hope and kindness, she had helped to reignite the spirit of Equestria and had shown that even in the darkest of times, there is always a way to make a difference.

Even as Celestia invested in small businesses and supported her subjects, she knew that her own financial struggles were far from over. The lack of tax revenue meant that she had to be more careful than ever with her spending. She cut down on luxuries and lived a simple life, learning to find joy in the small pleasures that life had to offer.

As she spent more time among her subjects, Celestia began to realize that her own experiences of hardship had given her a deeper understanding of the struggles faced by ordinary ponies. She saw the challenges of making ends meet, of finding affordable healthcare, and of trying to provide a good education for their children. She knew that these issues could not be solved by charity alone, and that a more systemic solution was needed.

With this in mind, Celestia called a council of her most trusted advisors and set to work on a plan to address the kingdom's economic woes. They brainstormed ideas, debating the merits of different policies and programs.

One of the most promising ideas was to establish a network of public works projects throughout Equestria, creating jobs and stimulating economic growth. Celestia saw the potential in this plan and decided to take it a step further.

She reached out to the ponies of Equestria, calling on them to come together and contribute to the building of these public works projects. She asked them to volunteer their time and skills to help construct roads, bridges, and other infrastructure that would benefit the entire kingdom.

The response was overwhelming. Ponies from all corners of Equestria came forward, eager to help. They formed teams and set to work, using their creativity and resourcefulness to find solutions to the challenges they faced.

As the public works projects began to take shape, Celestia saw the impact they were having on the kingdom. Jobs were being created, and economic growth was beginning to take hold. The new infrastructure allowed ponies to travel more easily and to access new markets, creating opportunities for small businesses to thrive.

Celestia was overjoyed to see the positive changes taking place in her kingdom. She knew that there was still much work to be done, but she was confident that with the continued support of her subjects, they would be able to overcome any obstacle.

Over time, the public works projects continued to expand, creating new jobs and economic growth throughout Equestria. Celestia watched with pride as her kingdom once again became a place of prosperity and hope.

As she reflected on her own journey, Celestia realized that her experiences of hardship had taught her a valuable lesson. She had learned that even in the most difficult of times, there is always a way to make a positive impact. By investing in her subjects and encouraging them to come together, she had helped to create a brighter future for all of Equestria.

In the end, it was not her wealth or her status that made Celestia a great ruler. It was her compassion, her determination, and her unwavering belief in the power of her subjects to come together and create a better world for themselves and for each other.