//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 my little.... Drone? // Story: Uzi in equestria (Displaced) // by PixelSprite //------------------------------// [worker Drone, Designation: Uzi powering on] "Ugh what happened" the unknowing creature said as it rubbed its head und opened its eyes seeing... Ponies? "What the!?!" The creature exclaimed in surprise as their eyes became hollow and she quickly standing up and taking a defensive position only to have a look at her hands in shock. "What?" She asked to her self in shock. "Are you ok?" Pinkie pie asks the clearly in shock creature much to Twilight's worry. "You...you talk?" The creature asks as she tilts her head slightly in confusion. "Of course I talk silly! All ponies talk!" pinkie exclaimed completely missing the meaning for the question. "... Alright then, wait. . . . If I'm here listening to talking ponies either I'm dead or....I'm not on earth anymore..." The creature spoke aloud while looking at her hands with a focused stare as her eyes return to normal worrying the ponies and dragon. "Hey, are you ok?" Spike asked in concern. "Hm? Oh yea! I'm ok! Just thinking about some stuff y'know?... Oh also if it isn't to much do you mind if I use a mirror to see what I look like?" The creature asked the baby dragon who looked over to twilight who nodded in permission, so the little dragon ran upstairs to find a mirror, after a little while spike ran back in the room with a small mirror when the creature looked into the mirror she couldn't believe her eyes. "I..I'm Uzi? How? Unless...hehe, thankyou merchant, o-oh sorry I forgot to introduce myself I'm.. Uzi, Uzi Doorman, what are your names?" Zoe now calling herself Uzi introduced herself. "I'm pinkie pie! And this is my friends Twilight sparkle and spike!" Pinkie pie introduced enthusiastically. "Pinkie!" Twilight shouted as she pulled the pink pony away from uzi. "Yea Twilight?" Pinkie asked in confusion. "We don't know if they are dangerous pinkie!" Twilight Whispered, Uzi still heard this however. "I heard that!, Though I can't fault you, I mean, it is reasonable to assume a drone would be dangerous to those around them huh?" Uzi responded with sarcasm causing Twilight to stiffen, Uzi got a small chuckle from that. "O-oh, um, s-sorry hehe..." Twilight apologized with a nervous laugh. "It's fine, don't worry about it...hey! If it will calm your nerves why don't you ask me some questions and I'll answer to the best of my abilities hm?" Uzi reassures Twilight with an offer of a QnA. With a gasp of excitement, Twilight ran upstairs to get a note pad and an ink and quill. "....I just made a mistake, didn't I?" Uzi asked the pink pony and baby dragon at which they simply nodded causing the creature to facepalm. When Twilight returned she was just bursting with excitement, asking several questions at a time quickly overloading the short creature. "Whoa whoa! slow down there, one question at a time!" Uzi quickly and softly shouted causing Twilight to stop talking for a second. "Oh! Right. Sorry..hehe..." Twilight responded with a slight blush of embarrassment. "It's fine, so, what is your first question?" Uzi asked the purple unicorn. "Right!.. sorry if this sounds rude but what exactly are you?" Twilight asks hoping not to offend the drone Infront of her. "Oh that's easy to answer, I'm a worker drone, a model of Autonomous robots that helped creatures called humans, or homosapiens if you want to get scientific, mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson in Spaaaaaace~🙄 Yeah, us worker drones were kinda mistreated in the name of Windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves, so, anything else you want to ask?" Uzi exclaimed giving quite the shock to her listeners. "Ooh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!" The pink party pony put her hoof up as if she were in a classroom. "Alright, alright, go ahead pinks" Uzi responded to the pink one while rolling her eye sensor's. "Whats that glowy thing in your bag?" Pinkie pie asked Uzi. "My.....what?.. Oh! You mean my sick as hell railgun!?" Uzi exclaimed as she pulled a railgun styled to look similar to a futuristic assault rifle with a miniature radioactive cell as the power source of the railgun out of her bag, the bag was a deep purple with a rectangle at the front of the bag, the rectangle had a smaller rectangle in it as well as bones coming out from behind the rectangles. As the two ponies, dragon and drone exchanged questions Uzi learned quite a lot about the world she is in, such as, magic being a prominent thing on this planet, witch she also learns is called, as well as the two princesses of the sun and moon, the sun princess being called Celestia, who raises the sun every morning, and the moon princess called Luna who raises the moon every night, she also learned of the table of Nightmare moon, while the ponies and dragon learned a lot about Uzi's origin, such as the Murder Drones, why she built the railgun, the fact she technically didn't need to eat at all, when the small group finish their QnA they heard a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" Spike exclaimed as he ran over to the door seeing several ponies he did not expect. "Oh! Come in, Come in, so what brings you to golden oaks library today?" Spike asked as Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity enters the library house. "Mine sister and I have arrived to partake in the investigation of this magical disturbance!" Luna exclaimed in the olden tongue. "And Pinkie gave me a letter to get here with Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity to help her and Twilight with something, donno what though." rainbow continued. "Well, you won't have to look far." spike spoke as the group entered the main room seeing Uzi and Twilight talking together, as they were talking Uzi noticed the group entering. "Hey, Light?" Uzi asked Twilight with a tilt of her head. "Yes Uzi?" Twilight responded giving Uzi her full attention. "Who are they?" Uzi questioned with a slight point having Twilight look over to the group and gasp. "Princess Celestia! Princess Luna! Girls! W-what a suprise!" Twilight exclaimed in obvious suprise. "Seriously though, who are they?" Uzi asked yet again regaining twilight's attention. "O-oh right, sorry Uzi I just didn't expect them to get here so soon hehe" Twilight reaffirms the drone. "Anyway this is Rainbow Dash-" Twilight introduced the rainbow pegasus. "Uhh sup?" Rainbow spoke confused. "-Fluttershy-" Twilight introduced the shy pegasus. "Eep!" Fluttershy squeaked at her introduction. "-Rarity-" Twilight introduced the fashionista. "Hello Darling." rarity continued her introduction. "-Applejack-" Twilight introduced the farm pony. "Well howdy pardner." applejack welcomed. "-and the princesses, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna." Twilight introduced the celestial sisters. "Right, nice to meet you, the names Uzi, Uzi Doorman, I'm gonna call you lot, Fairy, Colours, Southern, Fashion, Sunny, and Moony, ok?" Uzi spoke with her usual slightly sarcastic tone. "Hey, light, why don't you tell them what I told you and pinks? I did see you taking notes as I explained things." Uzi asked Twilight to recap on their QnA. By the time Twilight finished catching the others up on the information she got from Uzi it had become time for the princesses to raise and lower the sun and moon. "Good bye my little ponies, have a good night's rest." Celestia waved goodnight as she and Luna left to return to Canterlot. As almost everypony left, the only ones still there in the library were Twilight, Pinkie, Spike and Uzi. "So, where am I going to sleep?" Uzi asked her new friends. "Well, I do have a spare bed, I'll just have to move it down here." Twilight answered as she teleported a spare mattress, blanket and pillow. "Huh, thanks Light, see you all *yawn* tomorrow." Uzi yawned before laying down on the bed, just before Twilight, Spike, and Pinkie left they heard a robotic voice speak. [worker Drone, Designation: Uzi powering off]