//------------------------------// // Chapter 10 // Story: Poke Fans in Equestria // by Xinrick //------------------------------// For the last two months I've been on this planet I've been working on my newfound divine powers. Making plants grow has actually gotten easier. Keeping them alive… less so. The heat from the sun bakes most of them. I've managed to grow cactus and more hot weather based plants around and so far they're sticking. Just need to manage this weather alternation stuff. I've also been a mother to Taro, the little human with monkey feet still needs to nurse off me for food given nothing edible is growing yet. He still blushes but I don't blame him. My child with Wolf hatched too. Our daughter, she's a little torchic looking cutie with spots of green feathers along her tail, legs and head. She's adorable. I was sitting in my makeshift home made from an old hotel, nursing my daughter, who I ended up naming Matilda, and Taro was on the roof working on making those rain collectors. So far I've made wind and some small clouds… really hope I can make it rain. The land needs it and we can use the water to bathe. I haven't had a shower or bath since coming here. Taro hasn't had one in years. “Wish I bothered paying more attention to Wolf’s obsession with botany…” I muttered to myself. “Hopefully I can get some cloud cover to actually start making new plants…or at least start some weird evolution to take in more of this stupid heat…” Once Matilda was finished nursing I burped her and laid her into her crib to sleep. I know Nyx said my powers are also linked to how many kids I have. Hence why I'm assuming all the survivors here are gonna be male. Taro is a kid and I see him more as a son. Even when he does grow up… I won't be able to go through with it. Don't care what Nyx said about… that, no. I walked over to my desk and began practicing again. Baking trays covered in the dry soil.. hmm. Maybe I can make them last longer if I can get some kind of liquid mixed into the soil beforehand? Aside from urine and Matilda's nasty diapers droppings, all we really got is spit, blood and… well, my endless magic milk… I swear if my tit milk saves the planet, becoming a goddess of life is officially the 'Become a god with sex and boobs' route… “Well…might as well try and see…” I muttered, getting some of my milk and lightly dripping it onto some of the dry soil, knowing this might not work but my milk is magic enough so why not? I mixed it into the dirt until no more of the dry soil could clump into a makeshift mud. I flattened it and began trying to get some grass to- Foo-growth! My face was immediately slapped by a sudden total wave of grass. I was then pushed and lifted up in my chair and against the wall as the thick grass grew impossibly thick and long and nearly filled the room… My future kids better not start a cult worshiping my boobs, I swear… “Oh…goodie.” I groaned. “Well…this is a good start…and the only person that should be worshiping my tits like a religion is Wolf…” I managed to get myself down and found some stuff to start cutting the grass up and cleaning out my room. As I did I did wonder though… if that was with my milk as fertilizer… what the fuck else can my body liquids do? Once I had enough grass cleared out of my room I went outside to a patch or road with exposed dirt. Okay I know what Milk does so… spit. I hawked a spit wad onto the ground there and focused my magic into the spot. Immediately from the ground sprouted green, followed by a sapling that soon grew into a small tree, already growing apples. Small apples, but apples. Okay now that is amazing. Wish I thought of this two months ago… “Right then…” I said, lightly picking one of the small apples and checking to see if it was at all edible cause I’m pretty sure I can eat anything and be fine but the others…not so much. I bit into it. Good crunch, not that flavorful but juicy. Not bad. Maybe I can figure out flavoring these things later. With that done I took the apple I bit I to, walking over to another exposed patch of dirt. I dug a small hole, put the mostly whole apple in there, then raised my thumb to my mouth and bit down on a small bit of my flesh. Since coming here I have learned not… okay nothing really can break my skin. Nothing but myself anyway. Once I broke the skin and some blood pooled on my thumb that I wiped onto the apple's skin then began burying it. Once that was done I took some steps back and began my magic. RUMBLE, RUMBLE, RUMBLE! SHOOOT! I was suddenly on my ass, maybe a mile high on a huge tree branch. All around me was more green than I think I've ever seen in my life and hanging on a huge stem near me was an apple the size of my old house… Well… blood is very good for growing plants. Good to know… “Ri~ght.” I said carefully. “Well…this’ll cause a lot of shade so there’s…at least that.” I said, lightly carving some of the apple off and taking a bite out of the piece. It. Was. Amazing. It felt almost like eating an apple pastry it was so sweet and juicy~ Eating anything after two months of sucking my own tits was like heaven! “This…oh my god this is amazing!” I laughed happily. I cut up more of the apple and managed to get down to share with Taro. I then went and began experimenting. Blood is extremely potent so, should save that for massive terraforming. Spit provides plenty to the growth but they're not that good quality and health wise. They are healthy and nutrients wise they are about average, but they don't excel at anything. Unfortunately, my milk gives plenty while not going excess like my blood. I did want to try urine and a… certain other fluid but… no. Not even I'm that perverted. So, between feedings I spent the day milking myself into a cup, walking outside and dripping only a few drops and pouring my magic into it. In a week the whole street was like a post-apocalyptic forest. In another month, the whole city ruins were an oasis of plant life. I also learned I can direct where certain roots grow, and to my joy found an underground river still flowing with water. I managed to grow various roots and such to act like pipes to bring it up, creating many ponds and even a small river through the city. Fruits and veggies were plenty, the air was much cooler, and it all began to come along. "Not bad." I turned, seeing Nyx sitting on a rusty street bench partly overgrown by grass. "Smart call using bodily fluids to accelerate the terraforming and boost your magic." “I really don’t like that, but it certainly helps.” I said honestly. “I mean…seriously, I do not want people to make a cult about my titties, the only one that can do that is Wolf.” "Heh. In any case, since you've made good progress here I decided to do you a favor and managed to get each of your bachelors heading your way." “Thank you…cause it was probably going to be an absolute nightmare scouring the entire planet for my eligible bachelors.” I admitted. “So, mind if I ask who they are or what race they are?” "Ones a Dire Wolf. He probably will be the first one here. Then there is the Dragon, the Celestrian, the Centaur, and the Albino Lamia." “Right…also, Celestrian? I thought it was Celestian, like Angel’s or creatures from a Celestial plane?” "Ha! No." Nyx laughed. "While the two physically appear identical, Celestians are made by gods and possess a small amount of their respective gods divine power. Celestrians are an evolutionary offshoot of humans. Despite having hollow bones their bones are more like cast iron in density despite the light weight, they possess basic magics and all things humans can do. But they despise being considered angels. It's actually a very funny multiversal constant." “Well then they should decide to change their names cause if you have pure white feathery wings, your races name is differentiated by one letter, and are magic? Then…come on, there’s too much comparison here.” I admitted. "Well, consider it like this." Nyx started. "You're a Pokemon, how would you feel if someone called you a furry out in public?" Uh… I mean… wait is that correct? Is… why is this so confusing… “I mean…Pokemon is weird when it comes to being called a Furry…” I said nervously. “But sorry if I sounded a bit racist there…didn’t mean to, this is the first time I’ve heard of their species…” I said sheepishly. "It's not that common but you won't find a more resilient race of people who despise the gods out of pure spite when being accidentally considered angels." “Fair enough.” I nodded. “So…got a Dire Wolf, a Dragon, a Celestrian, a Centaur, and an Albino Lamia…diverse cast I must say.” "Last of their species, all male, all haven't seen a woman in years." She smirked, making me gulp. "I'd wash up now." “As best I can…oh boy…this is gonna be different…” I said sheepishly, only having been with Wolf and knowing that I was going to have to do this anyways but…well, I wanted a Harem for Wolf…well…I suppose now I can see Wolf plow a man and get plowed at the same time…ugh, why must that horny thought come to mind now? Nyx gave me a wave before vanishing. I sighed, heading to a small pond I use as a bath and began washing up. Oh boy… this Dire Wolf guy is gonna show up first… oh God wait a Centaur?! How big… oh I'm fucked… literally… and a lot… I sulked in my embarrassment under the water for a bit before emerging back out. Okay, how am I gonna do this… do I try and get to know them or… just bend over or… Yeesh, with Wolf I'd be less embarrassed or maybe just feel more confident. He was always so easy to tease and mess with. “Ugh…I knew Wolf since we were kids…maybe it’s because this is like…a first date or something?” I wondered to myself. “I mean, that would make some sense…meeting new guys, trying to get to know them and all that…plus I’m supposed to be a baby factory as well so…ugh…” I frowned as I leaned on the edge of my bathing pond and sighed. Come on Roxy, you've been the pervy friend turn GF for years now you can- Splash! I yelped as I turned and saw… my… woah… The Dire Wolf guy was easily eight feet tall, abs visible through all that dark blue fur with bright emerald eyes… and their… woah… I'm sorry Wolf but… that thing is huge! “Uh…huh…” I blushed brightly, knowing that the term is ‘motion of the ocean’ and all that but…damn. “Hi there big guy…” "So the child of the All Makers was right." He said, walking through water and right against- my god that thing is… right there! "Help me save this planet Goddess, my race." I gulped… this is so… hot… “I’d…like to know you before just…getting into having that monster in between my thighs…” I gulped. “I’m so sorry Wolf…your still my number one but…fuck me…” I thought to myself worriedly. "You have my whole life to know me, my goddess." He said, leaning down and kissing me. … Oh I am so getting railed… Uhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhh…. So… tired… so… many… loads… so… many… eggs… My room was covered in my eggs. Some piles two or three eggs high, the rest laid on the floor as my Dire Wolf monster kept me firmly tucked in their arms. Even soft their monster is huge and… if I could move I would but right now I can't even feel my legs and we've been here for almost two days. “Worth…it…” I muttered in post coital bliss. “Wolf is…still better though but…fuck was my good boy eager.” I thought to myself weakly. I laid there a sticky wet mess for some more hours before eventually my literal wolf got up. "Good morning Goddess." He greeted and gave me another kiss. Damn it why is he such a good kisser?! "I apologize if while we were mating I harmed you." Harmed? Oh right… the screaming… oh that was so not screams of pain. “Oh…those weren’t screams of pain, those were screams of pleasure.” I said sheepishly. "Oh. Would you like me to do that again for you Goddess?" Yes. Lots. All the time. In all my holes next. “Uh…” I muttered weakly…”Yes…more…all the time…in all the viable holes next…” "As you wish Goddess." He said, giving me another kiss as I felt his beast wake up. … I'm weak… I have watched a lot of hentai back on earth. Sometimes I had fantasies about being in those situations. The lewd thoughts everyone has. Living them is… the… wildest. I don't know if it's my new biology as a Den Mother, or if I'm just a slut, but I wake up, rutt my good boy, eat breakfast, nurse, change and tend to Matilda, then go again with good boy, spend some time with Taro and experiment and expand the little garden of Eden I've made here, rutt my good boy, bathe, eat, then rutt again before going to sleep. My eggs were everywhere. It honestly scared me how many eggs I've laid. Yet I also didn't care… Maybe there is such a thing as too much good sex? “And this is…the first one…what are the other four going to be like?” I huffed as I gently bounced Matilda in my arms. Actually I've even gotten so used to all the sex and egg laying, I can lay eggs and screw almost at the same time and still do my usual routine. Wonder if this is how Wolf felt when all his girls started going at him endlessly? Ugh, it's been a month since he showed up and I don't even know his name. I just call him good boy and know… basically his touch at this point… agh! Damn it is there something wrong with me?! I know for a fact I was a pervert but never this damn horny before! “Even with Wolf being a fucking sex god I wasn’t this much of a whore…seriously what the hell…” "Divine Lust." I yelped at seeing Nyx standing next to me. "Wolf is going through the same thing. Basically all young gods, ascended or born to it will develop a seemingly insatiable lust." “Right…” I said slowly. “Well…I suppose that makes more sense than…a possible problem that I really don’t want to experience…” I said nervously. "Yeah, but don't worry it's a temporary thing." “Alright…good to know.” I said with a nod. “So it’s just me literally being godly horny…and not other things…” "Yeah. It will calm down in two, three hundred years max." “Oh…then uh…Wolf’s hips better be prepared then…” "He's going through the same thing. Once you two finish up the Parasprite queen you're probably gonna spend every no longer needing to sleep moment making eggs." “Listen…I already figured out my…fluids works stupidly well for healing the planet, I don’t need a waterfall down there thinking of me and Wolf breeding like that…” "Well this other wolf is clearly filling the void." She chuckled, motioning to all the eggs. “Yes…my good boy is filling that void happily.” I said with a warm smile. "Once the rest come here you won't have a single moment alone. Might end up repopulating this planet way faster than I initially thought…" “Yeah…uh…the power of horny is apparently stupidly strong.” I said sheepishly. “Oh uh…never asked, how strong do I get the more I either breed or…bring life to this world?” "This Eden garden, spreading at its rate added with all the eggs and how fast it grows with each egg you lay… at current you're strong enough to probably make Celestia bleed but not hurt that badly." “Right then…that’s good to know.” I nodded. “Just uh…it’s going to be an absolute nightmare when all these eggs hatch…” "Oh don't worry, Matilda there is a special exception, but the rest will all hatch into fully grown adults with basic knowledge from both parents." “Huh…that…both helps and…is slightly sad…” I said. “Maybe that’s just motherly instincts…but that is more helpful than sad for me cause I couldn’t handle…this many.” “Yeah, well in any case you get back to your endless sex. I’m gonna go check other worlds out.” Nyx was gone and I sighed. Yeesh… I feel bad but also… don’t? Maybe becoming a god is changing me more than I thought? Well, guess if anything I can at least get to know all my kids when they hatch. “So, you were there for shy of two hundred years?” Wolf asked as I nodded. “Our daughter Matilda is an adult and is out exploring Equis in excitement.” I nodded. “You were with these five guys almost non stop their whole lives and they passed already since they were mortal and you’re already a goddess.” I nodded, looking down. I missed them. At some point during the sex I started talking to them and finally got to know them. When they died it felt… horrible… my good boy Hunter, my sexy snake Dirk, my stuff centaur Paul, and my feathery lover boy Alien. At least Taro got to be a dad, to his own little harem. It was adorable. Became a grandfather, passed away surrounded by family… Taro was my first kid… even before Matilda…  So many of the kids passed over the years… Godly memories, I remember their names, faces… I began writing all their names down in stone. A memorial to the ones of the first generation that brought life back to the planet. “And now the planet has a thriving population, lots of plants and animals you created for them to farm and hunt or to have as pets and all that.” I nodded. “Yeah. This god thing has been… interesting.” I sighed. “I still miss them. My mates… my kids… I know I can never forget them, and I’m thankful for that… I just wish they could have lived longer… outliving your own kids is… a horrible feeling… Matilda seems to have a far longer lifespan, but Nyx said she’s not ageless like gods. She’s a demi-god. She’ll age but that will take thousands of years. Meanwhile we’ll still… be here…” Wolf gently pulled me into a hug, even as I wrapped my arms around him and started to tear up. “It’ll be alright Roxy…we’re still together…we can have as many kids as you want…we’re together, and we’ll pull through…okay?” Wolf asked. I smiled, nodding as I pulled Wolf in for a kiss. One hundred and ninety three years since I last kissed these lips. “Wolf… I know you haven’t been living as long as I have by now. So, when…” I pulled Wolf into a hug. “I’ll be there for you when your mortal mates pass…” That seemed to hit something in him, because he started crying. A little but… I’ve learned already it’s an inevitability. We can extend their lifespans, but even that is temporary. “I…I know…” Wolf cried. “I…I shouldn’t feel like this…I literally slaughtered an entire reality’s worth of people and gods…but…thinking they’ll all wither away…” Wolf sniffled, as I could see the fear and sadness in his eyes of his mates fading away into dust before his very eyes…and I get that…I get that to no end… “Like my mates back there Wolf, I’ll help you make many memories with them. Share more than just the sex.” I said, giving him another kiss. “And any others we get… we won’t ever forget them.” I held Wolf as he finished drying his tears. Once that was done, we went to find Nyx. It’s time to finish what we came here for. “Yo.” She said, sitting in the library of the canterlot castle and was reading a book. “We’re ready.” I said. “Time to murder a being of pure Gluttony.” Wolf answered readily. “Alright.” She said, closing her book. “Wolf will do the fighting, Roxy, you’re his healer and buffer. I know you know the spells.” I nodded. “Good. Here ya go. Good luck.” She snapped her fingers. Wolf and I found ourselves in a desolate landscape. It reminded me of the planet before I got to work. A ways before us was like a crack in reality, wind and light bending in and around it as a woman that looked like a corpse, or even the grudge girl, sat in front of it. “Pain.” Wolf said, pulling up his twin blades. “Glad you two made it so quick. Have to say this way of training godly powers is much faster than the normal methods.” Pain said.  “Uh…hi there…who are you?” I asked worriedly. “That’s Pain.” Wolf said. “Met her during my training with Luna…” “I’m Nyx’s aunt.” She said, giving me a wave and standing up. “I’m just here, talking to my kid and wanting to see where this battle goes.” She walked off to the side. “Don’t mind me.” I eyed the woman for a while before the crack grew, suddenly shattering and emerging from it was an arm, then two, then six and out came her head. Torso, then hips, and last out came her legs. The parasprite queen looked almost like a mix between a multicolored wasp and a changeling. Her large wings were thin, but seemed to radiate with power. She opened her four eyes and looked at us. “So, you’re the two new gods.” She said. “Yes, yes we are.” Wolf said, his twin blades catching on fire as he readied himself for the fight. “And we’re here to take you down.” I answered readily. I immediately cast every buff spell I know, and once Wolf was ready raised his blades and charged. The impact blasted up dust and rock for miles… when it settled, Pain stood before Wolf, holding his blades in the tips of her fingers, blocking them from hitting the Parasprite Queen. “Wow. That was a strong attack.” Pain said, Wolf pulling his blades free and jumping back. “Would have killed the girl in a single strike.” “Uh…excuse me?” I asked nervously. “Is there something I’m missing here?” “Well, while you two have been off training and such, I’ve been talking to her and she’s rather tired of being just the monster. So, I'm taking her with me. She can work and will still be the monster, but under my care she can also have a life, enjoy things not typically thought of when you think of world destroying monsters and villains. Under me, that’s just a nine to five job for her.” Me and Wolf looked at the Queen incredulously, seeing them sigh out. “I…have grown tired…I want to be more…I have suffered for millions of years, through starvation of my own powers…to hearing and feeling the screams of pain of my children…” The queen told us. “I want to be more than just a monster…Mother wants to help me…and I’m taking it.” “Then…what about…all of this?” Wolf motioned to nothing in particular. “Part of this is because your mother wanted her son to take some form of revenge on me, Wolf.” The queen answered. “Uh, mind giving us some context on what you mean by that?” I asked nervously, now really confused at that statement. “Let’s just say your soul isn’t exactly that of a human. Gods will do anything to protect their children. Well, good gods.” Pain shrugged. “You’ll probably meet her later.” Pain snapped her fingers, the Parasprite queen vanishing. “Now that that’s done I do have an offer for you Wolf.” “And why only me?” Wolf inquired. “And…does this new mother thing have to do with my weird connection with the moon and wolves in general?” “Yes, and just you because a Goddess of Life doesn’t exactly have the skill set needed for the work I do. No offense Roxy.” Pain said. “Uh… Non taken?” I said. “Wolf, work for me and I can make excellent use of your powers in the grander multiverse. If that doesn’t suit your fancy, then I can have you work with the Void Development teams. You won’t be slaughtering people or worlds, just monsters, fallen and corrupted gods and the like that inhabit it.” “So I either murder planets…or I go monster hunting…” Wolf said slowly. “Uh…mind if I talk to Roxy about this first cause it feels like it’ll be one of those ‘one the road for ninety percent of my life’ kinda things.” “It’s nothing like that.” Pain laughed. She snapped her fingers and a pamphlet appeared in my hands. “The realm of Gods and such is actually a bit more like the modern mortal worlds, only less corrupt cause every god being in the system has a vote on how things operate. Everything is done more for community enjoyment or benefits. We don’t need to eat, drink or sleep but we aren’t gonna make you work endlessly. We live basically forever, well, I live forever, you and Roxy do have a lifespan it’s just on the long end.” She shrugged. “Wait, we aren't immortal?” I asked. “No, you can die. Time will just take trillions of years to get you and only another equally or stronger god or a mortal using something with your Divine Weakness can kill you so, there’s that.” “Divine Weakness?” I asked nervously. “Every god has one physical weakness in the mortal realms. This can be a metal, a plant, gemstones, or a combination of certain things, sometimes a ritual but that’s a bit rare.” “Well…how do we learn what our weakness is?” I inquired. “I can just tell you.” Pain said, pointing at me. “Goats horns.” She then pointed to Wolf. “Lavender Flowers.” “Wait so, just the horns?” I asked. Pain nodded. “Goat meat, blood, all that will be fine, just the horns can harm you.” “Weird…” I said. “The great and powerful war god has been brought down because some jackass literally planted a field of Lavender…fantastic.” “The aroma will be like a miasma to you, liquids made from it, poisonous, so, it’s just random.” Pain shrugged. “Knew one god whose weakness was grass. We had to tweak the system after that since he was also a god of nature. Now his weakness is copper.” “Divine Weaknesses are weird.” I said. “So my poison is the Perfume department…ech…” Wolf groaned. “Well…good to know the weaknesses.” “And with that, you two now are gods of your own worlds and earth. Do with them as you wish. Bye.” With that, Pain left in a blink. “Well… that was anticlimactic…” I sighed. “Yeah…that was indeed anticlimactic…” Wolf said…but then he looked at something. “Hey…did they mention anything about leaving a kid?” Wolf asked me, and I looked to where he was pointing…is…why is there… We walked over to the kid. Well, infant actually. They were also a Parasprite Queen… or maybe princess? There was a letter there next to her. Dear Wolf and Roxy,  It’s the parasprite Queen. I go by Juno these days when off the clock. This is my daughter, Ashly. I’m not sure how much time has passed where you are compared to where I am, but my current workload is keeping me from being there for her. I know it’s probably an inconvenience, but I know you two could take care of her while I'm away.  Sincerely, the Parasprite Queen Juno. “... it… she had a whole kid, new name and life in the minute she’s been gone?!” I yelled, then slouched as I picked up little Ashley. “Time distortions are so fucking weird…” “Yeah…they are very weird.” Wolf said, standing next to me and looking over the…admittedly adorable infant. “Well…I have the best joke imaginable for when we show everyone back home what happened.” “We’re not doing an unbirthing joke.” I countered with a grin at his silly thought. “Aw come on! It would be funny.” Wolf whined even as Ashly giggled at our antics. The End