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// The 9 Million Bit Doobie 
// Story: Thigh High: Weed and Socks 
// by Scotishbro 
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Rainbow awoke but she couldn't move. It would appear she was in a full body cast. SHe wasn't a doctor but she could tell it didn't make any sense for burns.

"Doctor, please, your wife and children have been waiting in the lobby for over a week. I don't think she is going to make it." Said a soft, caring voice.

Another voice, more masculine responded. "You don't get it Redheart! You spend YEARS of your life smoking that good shit and then you come face to face with a victim of that green mean you have loved for so long! It isn't fair... it isn't..." The Doctor broke out into tears.

"It's okay Doctor. It's okay. You tried your best."

Suddenly, the door slammed open. 'Doctor doctor, we just found a new treatment that could help Rainbow!"

"What is it? I'll try anything!"

"It is too crazy, I can't-"

"TELL ME CELESTIADAMNIT!"

Rainbow could hear the rustling of pages. "I... it would make her inponyu, doctor. She wouldn't be the same mare if we went through with it."

"It is the only way. Nurse, get general anesthesia in here. We have a mare to make."





When Rainbow came to, she felt different somehow. Almost like she was mildly high. She opened her eyes to a lab full of ponies, each going about reading various computer screens and yelling eachother directions. In the middle stood a single stallion, grinning like he had just done something evil and he liked it.

"Good morning, Rainbow Dash. Or should I say, Project 420?"

"What?" Rainbow's voice sounded deep and robotic. "Where am I?!"

The stallion smugly looked and his hoof and magically flicked a bit of dirt away. "You're safe, and that's all that matters right now. In the meantime you might want to get acquainted with your new body." He laughed maniacally.

Rainbow looked at her hooves with horror. They were metallic, green liquid running through small tubes around the appendage. A quick glance at the rest of her bod proved it was more of the same. 

"What did you do to me?!?!"

Alarms began to blare and pipes began to burst as Rainbow's anger mixed with high levels of THC bent the very fabric of reality around her.

The doctor crammed around pulling knobs and shouting "Get it under control! We can't let her escape!"

BOOOOOM

The ceiling ripped open and golden rays of light split from the cracks. Rainbow screamed and flew out to see the world. Her eyes hurt and her body was stiff and unfeeling. 

And though she was dazed and confused, she knew she had one purpose: to get high.

For her name was...



KUSH KNIGHT!!!!!

 

*superman theme plays*