One day, Squidward was biking to work. As he was doing that, there was a treehouse. It had SpongeBob, Patrick, Ben and the ponies sitting there. SpongeBob and Patrick saw Squidward below and talked to each other about him, beginning certain words with "w."
Squidward got angry and cruelly said "What's that supposed to be?! Some kind of stupid secret code?!"
"We cannot tell you cause you're not a member of the club." said Spongebob.
"Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron?!" laughed Squidward. "Moron.....as a requirement. "
"Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!" called Ben.
Everyone argued with Squidward, but Squidward didn't care and, with his stuck up ways, decided to join as he said "Why? You shall be begging me to join!" He climbed up.
Everyone tried to warn him, but it was too late. He struggled til he was inside.
"Well, this is stupid! There's no room up here!"
"That's why we've been trying to tell you!" said Patrick.
"We've been stuck up here for three days!" added Spongebob.
"We told you you won't fit in." finished Patrick.
Squidward started to climb back down, but his body was stuck. He didn't care though at first. "I'm outta here. I don't want to be a member of your stupid club!"
The weight of Squidward inside the club caused the vine to snap, and it sent everyone flying through the sky! Squidward let out a "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Two fish saw the flying treehouse. "Make a wish, honey!" said the man to his wife.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!"
The treehouse finally landed in the kelp forest. Everyone was thrown out of there.
Squidward started to panic. "Oh, no! That didn't just happen! Please tell me that didn't happen!"
"What happened?" asked Patrick.
SpongeBob shrugged.
"Where are we!?" wailed Squidward. "We're lost! There's no way out! Stuck... in the middle of nowhere... with SpongeBob and Patrick! Oh, why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery!? Whyyyyy!?"
Everyone glared at Squidward with their angry faces.
"Squidward, you brat! Why did you cause us to get lost!?" snapped Ben.
"If you hadn't joined our club that you don't fit, none of this would've happened!" snapped Luna. "Right, honey?!"
"Yes!" said Twilight.
"Now we're gonna fix this!" snapped SpongeBob. He took out something. "And besides, we had this!"
"What's that?" Squidward asked crossly.
"The Magic Conch!" exclaimed everyone else except SpongeBob and Squidward.
"Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married?" asked SpongeBob.
"Maybe someday." said the conch after SpongeBob pulled the string.
"Ohhh." gasped everyone, all except Squidward.
"You've got to be kidding! That is just a stupid toy! How can that possibly help us!?" snapped Squidward.
"Squidward!" gasped SpongeBob crossly. "We must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch! The club always takes 9its advice before we do anything!"
"The shell knows all!" added Patrick.
"Oh, Magic Conch Shell. What do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?" asked Spongebob as he pulled the string of the conch.
"We have to find a few ways to the left then find a vine that leads the way back to town." said the Conch.
"Hmph!" snapped Squidward. "I can find my way out myself!" And he stormed off, with the others trying to call his name.
He said to himself. "I'll show those nincompoops I can escape by myself." He at first didn't care about the advice from the magic conch shell til.........he couldn't find a way himself. "Oh dear Neptune! What have I done?!"
He raced back to the others, who were cross.
"You should of listened to us, Squidward!" snapped Ben.
"You could've gotten lost yourself!" added Twilight.
"I'm so ashamed." Squidward knew everyone was right. "Let's go all together."
After a few minutes of adventure, they made it back to Bikini Bottom, and went back to Conch Street.
"Everyone." said Squidward. "I would like to say that I'm sorry for making fun of you. I am sorry I got you lost in the Kelp Forest, and for insulting that Magic Conch Shell."
"That's okay." said everyone.
"But if you do something like this again, you'll be banished from the neighborhood!" said Spongebob. "Understand?"
"Understood." Squidward said. "Now I'll go to work."
And he left on his way to work.