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// Goofy Aah Anon productions 
// Story: Pipp Petals hits the Griddy 
// by Onyx Vesper 
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Anon was sitting in Pipp's room in pitch darkness playing Rocket League competitive on her desktop, or whatever the Pony equivalent of Rocket League is. Anon managed score and screamed GOAL while Angel Wings, his set player anthem played, "This shits hits hard" anon said vibing with the music.
After the match finished anon was vibing to Closer By Kaskade in the Rocket League Menu until his inner Jedi felt a disturbance in the force, as soon as he felt that something was wrong, Pipp Petals burst into the room with a subwoofer strapped to her back blasting the goofy aah beat known as Right Foot Creep, "ANON LOOK, IM HITTING THE GRIDDY FOR UKRAINE" Pipp screeched at Anon, Anon kinda regretted telling her about Ukraine but what could he do about it now.
Anon tapped into his inner arts and became a wizard and started to install AVG Anti-virus (the free one) on Pipp's laptop

Pipp stared at him before whiling at him, "Anonnnnnn, why did you have to delete the 8672 viruses i somehow managed to install on my laptop???" she stared at Anon the summoner of crows, keeper of souls before he started saying, "Shut now, Pipp Petals the Semen-demon fore I am here to cleanse those viruses of yours!"

She hissed before pouncing onto him (please note that the music has not stopped so anypony who entered the room at that moment would see Pipp Petals on top of anon while Right Foot Creep was blasting out of a subwoofer,)
he used us long appendages known as hands to pick Pipp up and the wise Anon wizard said "You shall go into the bad pony box for bad ponies!" she looked terrified, "I'm not a bad pony!" she squeeled in Anons grip, he put her inside the box and she broke into tears, but then it happened...
The one and only Dagoth Ur broke into Pipp's room before pointing towards Anon with a light saber and saying, "outlander N'wah  welcome to this place where destiny is made!" his golden mask stared  at anon, "ANON DO SOMETHING, Pipp screamed at anon" anon reacted quickly by force choking Dagoth until he lied ded on da floor and then promptly bagged him, with Dagurth's swift defeat the province of Morroquestria was saved, but it was only a dream.

Anon opened his eyes to see Pipp Petals still on top of him "sleep well Nonny?" anon threw her like a javelin onto her bed and ran away into the safety of her closet "I JUST WANTED TO PLAY POCKET PEAGUE" and then he passes out,
Anon opened his eyes to see Pipp Petals opposite him in a wagon on it's way to Helgen, Pipp had her hands tied as she said to him with a very manly voice, "Hey you, You're finally awake."
He woke up in Pipp's closet again with Pipp looking directly at him, "You okay Nonny?" Anon got to his feet before picking the smol pone up, "You must not continue doing the griddy, the fate of Equestria depends on it" the Wise Wizard Anon said.
Pipp took off the ridiculous hat he was wearing and put it on her head before taking a selfie, Anon responded by snatching his hat from her, and her responce was, "Anon. Give. Me. The. Hat, or I will burst into song and I know how much you hate that," Anon turned his head 180 degrees so that it was facing completely the wrong direction before saying, "You would not." Pipp stared at him with a grin before she inhaled and burst into song.



Goofy Aah Anon productions, Anon-ymous yeah, 
Its been 10 years daddy, Why'd you run off with that baddie,
Why did you runaway when you had me, don't come back its not happening,
I told you long ago, please come home,
Daddy pick up the phone, I'm tired of being fatherless
Stupid bitch, now I am a stupid kid,
You never really cared bout me anyway,
You're the reason why Sun-ey turned gay,
I told you long ago, please come home,
Daddy pick up the phone



Anon stared at BumblePipp panting out of exhaustion before saying,
"that was something alright, but was it really necessary?" Anon replied whilst doing the No bitches facial expression,
before anon could muster out a word, Pipp somehow managed to defy logic itself by cramming herself inside Anon's shirt while shoving her phone in his face, On her phone this video was playing, it was a truly menacing sight, especially with Pipp's emotionless face staring at him as she was saying something, it reminded him of those ask reddit tik-tok videos from back home.
Anon said sadly, "Why won't you leave me alone?" Pipp looked pissed before saying, "You're the one who literally lives in my room with me and i'll leave you alone for the day if you just hit the Griddy!"
Anon looked dead at the ceiling before dragging his human appendage across his face and saying, "Fine I'll hit the Griddy," Anon kept his promise and hit the most abysmal griddy ever known to man.
Pipp stopped Anon from hurting himself and probably her own mental state any further when she realised that her phone was ringing, "Anon stop for a sec, my mother is calling me" Pipp said to Anon, upon pressing the pick up button on her phone her mother started speaking, "Pipp, could you explain why HALF of your pipsqueaks are dead from Cringe? you need to explain yourself Missy!" Pipps eyes widened and she started blushing from embarrassment before saying, "Mom, I swear that I did it for a good cause and I had good intentions." Queen Haven couldn't even her her daughter over Anons goofy aah laughter. "PIPP I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SHUT ANON THE FUCK UP" Queen Haven ordered her daughter, Pipp responded with a simple, "Can't, he's out of control, and believe me I already tried that mom." 
Legend has it that Anon's demented cackling can still be heard to this day.