Saitama jumped from cloud to cloud as he followed the cyan mare that flew above the clouds towards a place she knew and called home, home sweet home, on the way they both talked about various topics: the pegasus. She told about her job cleaning the clouds, which shocked the hero, telling him that he was unemployed that he opted for the hero's career, surviving on what people gave him as thanks for saving them and buying food at super discounts.
-Wow, if you are a stingy-
-I'm not stingy, I'm just saver-
-Heh, whatever you say-
A few moments later they finally arrived at what literally looked like a house in the clouds, the "bald man" assumed it was his home and was surprised to see that it was made of clouds, something that would only be possible in a fantasy world... Or in a children's series, come on, these things there is not much logic that is respected. It's like that cartoon he saw as a child about a sea sponge and his star friend, in that series there were illogical things like bonfires under the sea.
-Wow this is amazing-
-Pff, obviously, only such a big house can be inhabited by someone as big as me and feel honored to live in it-
The new inhabitant of the house known as Saitama entered the place, seeing its interiors decorated to the taste of the rainbow mare, who smiled proudly, although she noticed that her new companion continued with the expressionless look from before as if hers were not a surprise... or if it was something common.
-While we're at it, what do you think about eating something?-
-Of course I'm starving- he was led to the kitchen where they ate cereal with milk since there was nothing else but that didn't bother our hero in the least -Hey Rapidash, by any chance right, Do you have any manga or console out there?-
-It's Rainbow Dash and I don't know what that is about manga or console-
-Internet? Television?– Asked somewhat desperate, the mare shook her head again causing the bald man to sigh with a depressing aura, he didn't have the greatest things that made him happy so he simply dropped his head into the container that still had milk *in less I have supermarket offers*
-Are you okay?- [Sounds of milk moving] -I'll take that as a yes-
The following days were normal for the duo, Rainbow Dash was going to do her job together with Saitama who was hired. How was that? Well, at one point the bald man saw that the clouds were forming for a rain and he did not want his suit that he had put out to dry to get wet again, so with a pat of his hands he dissolved all the clouds, leaving the mare with her jaw open. That was not expected, so he thought he would be good at that job as a cloud cleaner and was accepted as he showed them what he could do without the need for wings. Wings that he would later discover when he took off his suit and saw himself in the mirror, surprising him, with a little practice and the help of his partner he managed to fly easily.
-Now that you know how to fly, I challenge you to another race- she pointed with her hoof, which made our hero sigh.
-Why?- I ask a little irritated.
-Easy, from what I saw, you barely know how to fly like you barely know you have wings, which makes me understand that you only trained the legs but not the wings, so I think I'm superior to you in that area-
-OK- was the only answer from the "bald man" who went to the bathroom since he had to go alone, leaving the mare grumbling because of the little or almost no attention paid to her by her guest
-Saitama!- She bangs on the bathroom door -I won't take no for an answer! Get out of there!-
*What a annoying, this girl reminds me of Sonic* Saitama thought as he sat on the toilet with a thoughtful pose
After leaving the bathroom, he accepted the race because that way she would stop insisting, although she was afraid that if she won she would return with a rematch, for a moment she thought about letting herself win, but if she found out, she would not stop bothering him all day, he knew that his roommate was a proud person and letting herself win would hurt that pride so he went with """everything""".
-I've been practicing and improving since you defeated me and this time I'm sure I'll beat you- the goal of the race was the other end of the town known as Ponyville -on your marks... Ready... GOOOOOO!-
5 seconds later
The pegasus was on her knees on the ground, hitting him while cursing her opponent for reaching the finish line long before her and without making any effort. How the hell is she so fast if she was just starting to fly?! It was the question that she repeated in her head but without giving a clear answer. Other than that, they both seem to get along, more or less. What happens when you put two sloths together and put them to live in the same house? Well, you can already imagine the result, everything was going well or not counting that pink pony that always appeared every time I stepped on land.
-Please stop bothering-
-Oh, oh come on Saitama, I just want to invite you to a party I'm preparing for a pony that just arrived in Ponyville-
-Yes, you are so strange- he simply left there but that pink nuisance followed him from behind while he continued talking as if there was no end, irritating the "bald" more and more that at his super speed he left there alone again the mare that went in search of her -Seriously, that girl is a nuisance-
He kept walking until he bumped into his roommate accompanied by a light purple unicorn, with navy blue hair streaked with pink and purple with straight ends, similar to a bob (although she was now completely disheveled). She has purple eyes with two upward-curving eyelashes and her cutie mark is a six-pointed pink star and not only her but she was accompanied by a light purple baby dragon with green eyes, with a belly, chin and ears. pale green streaked with green spines running down back.
-I'm Twilight Sparkle, the princess sent me to see the weather-
-Yes yes, that's easy- she replied while she was lying on a cloud that she had used to clean the mud from having "cushioned" her fall -I'll do it in a second, as soon as I finish practicing-
-Practice? So that?-
-The Wonderbolts- he responded excitedly pointing to a poster with a promotional image of the aforementioned -they will perform at the celebration tomorrow- she jumps from the cloud doing spins in the air to sit on another cloud -and I'm going to show you my tricks-
-The Wonderbolts?-
-Yeah-
-The most talented in all of Equestria?- She asked as she raised one of her front paws.
-Exact-
-Pff, please- Rainbow Dash widened her eyes upon listening and making her pay attention -they won't accept a pegasus that doesn't keep the sky clear even for a day- this obviously offended the pegasus
-Hey, I could clear it in 10 seconds-
-Prove it- she gave him a challenging look that turned into one of astonishment just like the baby dragon's when seeing that that pegasus cleared all the clouds in 10 seconds as she said
-What did I tell you?- she descends, leaning on a bridge -10 seconds exactly, I never let Ponyville down- noticing that Twilight was still in her astonished state without moving a single muscle -haha, you should see the expression on your face haha- she was flying from behind her to get closer to her -you're funny Twilight-
-Yeah, she's pretty funny- Saitama commented, drawing the attention of the three who were watching him hold a shopping bag with various vegetables and fruits with her mouth.
-Ah, Saitama, that's you. Have you done the shopping yet?-
-Yeah, I found vegetables at a cheap price- he replied, showing him the contents of the bag, causing the pegasus to make a dissatisfied face.
-Why do you always buy cheap?- She understood that you were stingy but this is already being super stingy-
-I already told you that I'm not stingy, I'm a saver-
The unicorn next to the dragon finally came out of her shock to turn to see the pegasus who surprised them with her speed of flight arguing with what looked like a black skinned pony with brown eyes, horn, ears, fangs, etc. That caused surprise in both that they were where he was.
-Calm down Rainbow Trash, food is food- and as usual he said her name wrong making her angry
-It's Rainbow DASH! How hard is it for you to learn my name?!- She wasn't lying, this was the sixth or seventh time that he said her name wrong, sometimes she believed that he didn't forget and he did it on purpose to annoy her
-I already told you that I have met so many people that I am unable to remember their names or faces, it is a lot of work to do it if I am honest-
-By Celestia, you are lazier than me-
-Eh, excuse me, but what exactly are you?- The pony next to the dragon approached, observing the individual in front of them.
-I'm Saitama and I'm a hero for fun- they looked down noticing his hero outfit
-Hey? You are a hero? How about the comics?-
-Don't talk nonsense Spike, there is no pony or other living being that can develop some kind of crazy superpower, get bitten by a spider, bathe in garbage waste, etc. You would only die in a false and innocent belief of surviving and gaining some power- she rebuked him using logic and science in her words.
-Who said you need a power to be a hero?- He said surprising both of them, encouraging Spike
-See, Twilight? He understands-
-I would be delighted to continue listening to their conversation but I have to continue practicing for tonight- in a quick movement he makes a turn to fly out of there leaving the three
-Well, I have to go- just like his roommate he went in the same direction she went, only with a different destination, after a while walking for his misfortune he ran into that pony again rose that stood in front of him with a big smile -Now what?-
-I have a party to invite you to and it will be very very very very very fun- she jumped excitedly while our hero looked at him with a drop of sweat, he never thought he would meet someone so "lively"
-No, thanks-
-There will be free food- that stopped the baldhead from his walk that he turned to see her
-When is that party?- he asked with a smile, Saitama never said no to free food and Pinkie Pie had discovered that by writing it down in her head for when she throws him a party.
-Can you tell me exactly why did you ask me to bring all the bags in the house?- Rainbow Dash asked her roonmat who "sneakily" approached a table with food while looking from one side to the other confirming that no one was seeing him to immediately put the food in the bag, this action answered the question of the pegasus who crashed her hoof on her forehead -by Celestia, this can't be possible- she understood that she liked the free food, she understood that he was stingy but this It is already another level of stinginess, now it is a super super stingy (SSS).
-Everyone in position there is approaching- warned one of the ponies looking through the window approaching two ponies and the baby dragon
-We must take you to sleep- the door opens revealing a shadow of a pegasus holding something and then another one enters taking what she had on her hooves and taking her outside
-Yes yes that's what I'll do, good bye-
-Mhhh, what manners- chided a childish voice that clearly did not approve of what the other did
-Sorry Spike, I have to convince the princess that the prophecy is true and there is no time- that caught the attention of the "bald" who remembered that alien with whom I fought who told him about a prophecy, it will be that this will be the same as that one or it will be another one -I need solitude to study without those crazy ponies wanting to make friends- she turns his head noticing the lack of light in the place -Where is the light?- she asked when it turned on showing a large number of ponies inside startling to both
-Surprise!!!- all the ponies exclaimed happily while balloons and confetti fell
Meanwhile with Saitama, he was doing his thing without paying attention to the center of the party, he kept eating the food (the one that still hasn't been stolen or as he said "borrowing it") while behind him Rainbow Dash watched him verifying that he wasn't something other than food is stolen, our hero turned around noticing how she was looking at him, a not very pleasant look.
-Why are you looking at me like that?- he asked eating a cupcake
-Oh I don't know, maybe because you're literally stealing the food from the party in front of me, as if I were your accomplice!- she replied sarcastically while throwing the bags in front of the bald man who didn't take much importance
-I don't see anyone complaining-
-Why is nobody watching you dumbass!-
A little after several games, the party ended and the ponies withdrew since soon it would be the presentation of Princess Celestia, so they had to arrive as soon as possible to see and admire the magnificence of their highest authority that they adored and respected. Saitama would go home before leaving the bags.
-Okay, I'll leave this here- he leaves the bags on the table to order everything and see how they would fit in the refrigerator -Should I go? It sounds boring although I'm curious to see Princess Molestia, I don't think anything interesting will happen-