Sweetie slowly trotted into her room to lie down for the night, and Dr. Rare followed closely behind her. He seemed puzzled about something, and she looked up to him to ask as she got onto the bed, "Hoyo? Is there something the matter, Dr. Rare?"
"No," he said with a sigh. "I'm just... trying to figure out how to keep this whole thing a secret."
Sweetie looked up at the ceiling, and said, "Id-iot..."
"Huh?"
"I learned a new word today! It's idiot!"
"Haha, where did you hear that from? It means naive, or stupid."
"I learned it from Jane."
"Ah, Jane. Okay..."
Sweetie then said, "I don't think that you need to worry at all."
"Oh?" The Doctor asked, "Why's that?"
Sweetie looked at him, and confessed, "I bucked down a tree today right in front of my friends."
Silence.
The Doctor just stared at Sweetie blankly. "A... tree?"
"Yep! So... that being said, I think everyone here in this village... is an idiot, so don't worry Dr. Rare!"
"Ahah..." He just looked at her for a moment. "On that, Sweetie... you just might be right."
If you're reading this, it means you're an idiot, too.
Ohohoy! Hi there, it's me! Sweetie Belle! Did all of you have lots of fun? Next time, I want a thing. What thing? That thing! It's just down there. Everypony in the filly's locker room has one, but I don't. Why don't I have that down there, Doctor? Dr. Rare? Are you even listening to me?
Next time on Dr. Rare, Sweetie wants a XXX, too!
Bye'cha!
~Sweetie Belle,
~Sweet, Sweetie Belle~Swee-teehee-hee Belle
Whoa-bom-bop!
~Swee-teehee- Belle
~Sweet, Sweetie Belle~Swee-teehee-hee Belle
~N'cha, n'cha
My name is Sweetie Belle, How're you today?~I'm doing just fine, but I've got something to say
What might you ask?
Can you keep a secret?~I'm a ro-bo-bot
I travelled to the stars and met some aliens!
Hoyoyo!
Interesting!
Would you like to play with me?
~Pony Village is where I'm from
~Anything from humdrumLook to the left, look to the right, Bye'cha Bye'cha!
~Visit me again sometime
~Wouldn't it be just sublimeLook to the left, look to the right, Bye'cha Bye'cha!
Here I go on yet another adventure!
Where to?
I'm not sure!~All I know is I'm having fun
~Pony Village is where I'm from
~Anything from humdrumLook to the left, look to the right, Bye'cha Bye'cha!
~Visit me again sometime
~Wouldn't it be just sublimeLook to the left, look to the right, Bye'cha Bye'cha!