What If...

by TheMajorTechie


we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?

"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "Do you have skeletons in your closet?"

"Why, of course I do, sister. Where do you think the Royal Canterlot Dungeons lead?"


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "Where's the mayonnaise?"

Luna threw a bowling ball at her closet, flooding the room with mayo.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "Where's Twilight?"

Princess Luna ignored her sister as she continued placing duct tape over the door. Twilight's muffled voice shouted from inside.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m.

Luna was not in her room. She was in the closet.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m.

Luna shoved her sister into the closet and went back to playing on her Christian Minecraft server.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "What happened to all of our money?"

"Nothing to see here!" Luna pushed another dresser against the bulging door of her closet.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "Do you have small children in your closet again?"

A filly tumbled out of the closet. "Hiya! My name's Cheese Puff!"


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. She was instantly vaporized as Luna opened the closet door to reveal the Ultra Solar Annihilator 2000.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "How many times do I have to tell you not to kidnap the ponies you visit on your dreamwalking escapades?"

Applejack wandered out of the closet and placed an apple in front of the Princess.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "Show me the goods."

Princess Luna opened her closet door to reveal the world's biggest sugarcube.


"Lulu," Celestia poked her head into Luna's E🅱ic G8m3r R00m. "Lulu lulu."

Luna wandered into her closet and came out as two Lunas.

idk what this chapter is lmao