"Celestia?"
Celestia choked on her teacup. "Yes?" she set the tea down on the table.
"Where is the moon?"
"Well, my dear student," Celestia set her coaster on Twilight's head. "You see, my sister and I... we stole it."
"Excusemewhat."
"The moon banished us here!" Luna chirped from the g4m3r cl0s3t™. "Also, some weird egg-shaped guy in glasses pissed on it. Celly, do you have anymore bleach?"
Celestia shook her head.
"Aight, not my problem then."
Some say that Twilight is still Celestia's side table to this day.