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// Counting with Twilight Sparkle. 
// Story: Attack of OC man 
// by Chuckward 
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  After telling Spike of the incredible butthurt phenomenon Twilight continued reading, her scowl growing larger with every second. Finally she reached the end.

"My goodness that was an ordeal," Twilight said to Spike.

"What was it about,"Spike asked.

"Oh it was just some atrocity about a Red and Black alicorn taking over the world.

"It looks like it was so bad you couldn't even finish."

"What are you talking about? I read the entire horrible thing!"

Spike turned a page on the book to reveal some more text.

"Oh horseapples,"Twilight started to read the text,"Wait, this can't be part of the story, it isn't blatant plagiarism."

She read the following text aloud.

"Chains are linked and evidence erased.

Binds hold this evil in it's place.

Never count down from twenty-eight.

Or face the Element of Hate."


"That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"Agreed, but at least not counting down from twenty-eight shouldn't be too difficult, now pick up the remaining twenty-eight books, I've got twenty-seven errands to run. Don't worry, it should only take about twenty-six minutes. Now i just need to get my twenty-five bits and I'll be off to those twenty-four stores."

Then she turned and left, being sure to close the door behind her.

After about an hour she returned looking tired and irritated.

'What took you so long,"asked Spike.

"Well it turned out I only needed to bring twenty-three bits with me,so I had to decide what to spend the remaining bits on and I decided to buy twenty-two hotdogs, but they weighed at least twenty-one pounds so I had to eat a bunch of them. It turns out I can eat twenty hotdogs in one sitting. But tomorrow is New Year's so I have to get nineteen donuts tomorrow and I need some sleep.

So Twilight shambled up the stairs and went to bed while dreaming of numbers eighteen through eleven, and saying each one out loud as she slept.
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"Guys the donuts are all gone,"Rainbow dash yelled furiously.

"Sorry about that, I guess I ate them all,"Pinkie declared still as happy as ever.

"What the hell Pinkie? I wanted some donuts!"

In response Pinkie barfed up about three sugar raised donuts that were all in one piece albeit extremely soggy, then she pushed them towards Rainbow Dash, who began to dry heave.Realizing that dash no longer wanted any donuts she ate them a second time causing Dash to puke for real.

"Shut your damn mouths everyone! The countdown is starting,"Fluttershy declared.

The six friends huddled together and all of them began to count.

TEN

NINE

Eight

Seven

Six

Five

Four

Three

Two 

One

A flash of red and black blinded the mane six and when it subsided there was a red and black tornado in the library sucking books into it's center until it absorbed the teal book about the red and black OC.

Red and black lightning struck the red and black tornado and it began to metamorphosize the book onto a shape of pure butthurt.

Once the tornado and lightning ceased there stood a lone red and black alicorn who stared at the mane six menacingly, and then it began to complain.