Trixie grumbled as she felt something under her hat vibrate. Magically removing it from her headwear, Trixie silenced the ringing banana and put it to her face.
“Hello Discord,” Trixie said.
Trixie rolled her eyes as the caller spoke to her.
“You’re the only one who has this number,” Trixie explained. “And the only one besides myself to call with a banana, I might add. It’s kind of obvious it would be you.”
~~~
“Yes, Pinkie Pie would likely use a banana phone if you gave her one,” Trixie said. “Izzy would as well.”
Trixie’s face turned to one of surprise as Discord continued talking. “A 4-way banana phone group call? What for?”
Trixie grumbled as she heard the response.
“If you make another fruit pun, Trixie will hang up on you.”
~~~
“Special effects manager for Robin Hoof 2?” Trixie said in surprise. “Trixie is intrigued. Would I get to prank Twilight Sparkle?”
Trixie’s face darkened into a malicious grin as she heard the response.
“Send Trixie the contract.”
~~~
Trixie was now seated at her desk within her office looking over the contract, still speaking to Discord over the banana.
“Yes, Trixie got the contract just fine. Everything seems to be in order, Trixie will be special effects manager for Robin Hoof 2 and all that. Let me read the fine print before I sign.”
Trixie smirked as she heard Discord’s response.
“You really think Trixie wouldn’t read the fine print for some of your clauses? It might have worked on some of the others, but you do not pull that off on a magician, Discord. Yes, I have already found THAT clause. Send me a revised contract without the pranks and we’ll continue talking.”
Trixie smugly watched the contract vanish as a new one appeared.
~~~
Trixie read the new contract down to the detail, even checking for any invisible ink.
“I see that the pranks are gone, and you’ve also doubled the original payment plan. Not surprising, you can literally just generate Bits with a snap of your paw. Everything appears to be in order now, even the back of the contract is clear. Trixie agrees to the terms.”
Trixie signed the contract and watched as it vanished, obviously to wherever Discord was.
The dark smirk returned to Trixie’s face.
“Now then, what ideas do you have for pranking Twilight on the set?”
~~~
By now, Trixie and Discord had finished laying their plans to humiliate Twilight Sparkle and were now making idle conversation.
“Yes, Trixie got her office cleaned by the students after the graffiti incident,” Trixie said. “Still waiting for the 200 apologies though.”
Trixie nodded as Discord gave his response.
“Agreed, it was a very poor prank. If you’re going to do something like that, don’t try to do it to somepony who’s made a career out of deception and trickery. It’s also very hard to wash, so it’s a huge relief Starlight agreed to having them clean it all off.”
Trixie listened to Discord again as he spoke.
“Yes, the security cameras you installed in the office also helped a lot. Thank you again for those. Can you pop by sometime soon and reset the invisibility spell? Trixie doesn’t need that wearing off.”
Discord gave a reply.
“Next week will work just fine. Just pop by during lunch hour and I’ll let you take care of things.”
~~~
“No, Starlight is absolutely helpless on the road,” Trixie said. “She bankrupted our trip to Saddle Arabia less than 2 minutes into Somnambula.”
Trixie’s eyes widened.
“No, this is the first Trixie is hearing about it,” she answered. “When did plans start being formed for a group camping trip?”
Trixie nodded as Discord gave the details.
“Just yesterday? Alright, that makes sense. Who all is going?”
Trixie’s eyes widened again.
“That’s a pretty large gathering,” she said. “Yes, Trixie will gladly come along. Somepony will need to bring some sense about traveling.”
Trixie listened as Discord asked a question.
“Yes, she really is that bad,” Trixie answered. “She used up almost all of the Bits on a falafel, Discord. A falafel.”
~~~
“Excellent, Trixie will prepare for the camping trip later,” Trixie said as she magically marked a date on her calendar. “I’ll make sure to tell Starlight and Sunburst that I’ll be coming along as well, just in case they don’t know Twilight put me on the list.”
Trixie nodded as Discord spoke.
“Yes, that should be everything. I’ll see you soon to reset the spell on my cameras, will you do me a favor and let me know in advance if you do give Pinkie or Izzy a banana phone?”
Trixie listened as Discord answered.
“Thank you. Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie needs to be getting back to work now, I’m sure you have chaos to spread somewhere anyway.”
Trixie listened as Discord confirmed that.
“Alright, Trixie will talk to you soon, goodbye Discord.”
Trixie listened as Discord gave his own goodbye, before the call ended.
Trixie then put the banana back in her hat and got to work tidying her office a bit.