//------------------------------// // Return of Edarmony (Part 3) // Story: My Little Pony: Friendship is Ed-Venturous // by ShaggyBoi23 //------------------------------// Discord was still laughing at the group, neither the Eds nor Twilight were liking this. Pinkie glared at him. “And what are you laughing at?” Pinkie shouted, not taking kindly to the laughing. Discord wiped a tear from his eye as he was still laughing. "Oh, you ponies are just the most fun I've had in aeons!" He stated happily. “Well quit it!” She exclaimed as she poked him with a hoof. “You’d better think before you laugh at the Pink-” She looked around for a moment to think of what to call herself before quickly giving up. “…ie Pie!” “Oh, yeah? Well, ha, ha.” Fluttershy taunted from behind her. Pinkie zipped over to her, not liking the fact that she was being laughed at. “Quit it!” She exclaimed. “No,” Fluttershy told her. “Ha, ha!” “QUIT IT!” Pinkie shouted, covering her ears. “No.” Fluttershy taunted again. “ Ha-ha-ha, ha, ha!” “Why are Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie still fighting at each other, Eddy?” Ed questioned. Over with Rarity and Applejack, Applejack moved over to the rock. “Uh, Rarity?” She called. Rarity turned around to face her. “This here diamond of yours with shirtless Eddy? Twilight said we should split it six ways since we, uh, found it together.” Applejack lied. “Hai-Ya!” Rarity exclaimed as she hit Applejack with a flying kick, which sent her flying the other way. “Try it, punk! He’s mine! All mine And you can kiss Eddy’s flank!” Applejack was backing away from Rarity’s multiple high kicks. “Girls, why are you all acting like this? We need to stick together!” Twilight exclaimed. “You know, I still wonder why Rarity’s big rock has a painting of you being shirtless Eddy.” Double D weirdly said to Eddy before turning towards Twilight, “And Twilight, this all has been Discord’s doing. Meddling with the pony’s mind to fall on Discord’s trick.” While they argued, the Eds and Twilight shot glares at Discord, who was sitting on a couch, eating popcorn and enjoying the show. “It’s just too entertaining.” He said. The two stepped over to him. “Stop it, Discord! You’re not playing fair!” Twilight and Double D exclaimed. “I’m not playing fair? Perhaps we haven’t met.” Discord said as he stood up. “I’m Discord. Spirit of chaos and disharmony?” He then got in Twilight’s face. “Hel-looo?” Eddy cracked his fingers to pay Discord back for the jar of quarters, but Discord teleported back to his seat before he could try to mock Eddy back. Double D then stepped forward. “Taking away the elements is one thing, but as soon as Ed and Eddy almost got to the end was a dirty move Discord.” Double B glared at him. “We were so close until you decided to hypnotize Rainbow Dash just to make us lose.” “How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony now?!” Twilight and Eddy added. Discord looked at both of them before he started to laugh. Twilight and the Eds both looked confused. “Did you really think I was going to keep the Elements of Harmony in the wrong location?” He asked before laughing harder. He then teleported the four of them back in time as ghosts, to when he first gave them the riddle. “Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began.” The windowed Discord said before they teleported back. Discord then looked at Double D. “Prior experience has taught me that a nose like you and your Ed friends would’ve been able to detect where they were and keep the ponies from ever entering the labyrinth. So I had to think outside to box. Send you on the right path, in the wrong direction.” Discord told him. Double D’s eyes narrowed at him as Discord began to walk the opposite way. “Keep trying you four.” He said before turning around. “Maybe the magic of friendship can help you.” He mocked before going back to his normal voice. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some chaos and a Rabbid army to wreak.” With that, he snapped himself away, and a thunderstorm of chocolate rain poured down on the four of them. Pinkie looked up in disgust. “Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!” She exclaimed. “Aww, I wish Pinkie Pie was happy for Chocolate Rain.” Ed mumbled. Fueled with anger and frustration, Eddy’s jar of quarters broke out of nowhere, making him panic to see his quarters spreading in pieces. “Guys, hurry, uh!? My jar of quarters broke and I needed help to stack them!” Eddy panicked. “Don’t worry Eddy, I’ll help you.” Ed happily said as he helped Eddy to pick up the quarters. “‘Find the Elements back where you began’.” Twilight recited. Double D paced back and forth. “Back where you began.” Rarity was hauling off her boulder before Applejack jumped onto it. “Don’t touch my gem!” She scolded. Fluttershy flew over and placed a hoof on the rock. “I’m touching your gem, Rarity! Ha, ha!” Fluttershy taunted. Pinkie zipped over. “What are you laughing at!?” Pinkie exclaimed to all three of them. “I don’t think we’ll be able to go home until we figure this out, Twilight.” Double D said. That made it click in Twilight’s head. “Wait a minute. Home!” Twilight said. Double D looked at her before also getting the click. “Our journey began-” Double D started. “-When we moved to Ponyville.” Twilight finished. “So the elements must be in Ponyville!” Ed exclaimed happily after helping Eddy’s quarter panic. “Double D, you really do like showing your genius,” Twilight said, Double D looked confused for a brief second before sighing in relief. “For a brief moment, I thought you said something completely different.” Double D was admitted before Twilight started heading back to Ponyville. As she moved, The Eds and the others followed. Eddy had a bag to store his quarters so that he doesn’t lose most of it. Sometime later, the group was on a road leading into Ponyville, and Ponyville was in chaos. Trees and buildings were on floating midair islands; the town square pavilion was completely uprooted and hovering upside down; bright pink water flowed in the stream at the border; separate pastel blue and pink checkerboard patterns were covering different stretches of the ground; houses were plunked on crazy-quilt hills; clouds were over the whole town, but only one section getting rained on; a faded lime-green sky was what was above the town. The Rabbids had been around in Ponyville for a while, but they’ve been causing mischief. Two Rabbids chased each other, four Rabbids danced around the chaotic Ponyville, five Rabbids chased the ponies away to conquer their home, three Rabbids were riding on flying pigs for a race, seven Rabbids were causing destruction by destroying homes, and ten Rabbids were building a statue of Discord with some obscure materials they used. “Come on, everyone.” Twilight started. “I’m certain this is what Discord’s riddle really meant! If we get back to the library, I have a book that I just know can give us a clue!” The Eds grabbed Twilight, pulling her away from the rabbits with the incredibly long legs from their first encounter with the chaos running by. Nearly trampling Twilight. “Whoa!” She exclaimed as she saw this happen. She then looked at the Eds “Thanks for the save, Eds.” The Eds let go as Fluttershy began talking. “Ugh. Angel, you missed on ramping on your friends!” She was heard saying before shaking her head. “Mama’s so disappointed in you.” “You should watch your surroundings when a stampede happens to run to their destination, Twilight.” Double D says as he and his friends looked back at those rabbits with long legs. The sun then zipped down and darkened the entire area. “Wow, I can see so much better now.” Applejack sarcastically said. She tried to walk, but a Rabbid was siding around and pushed Applejack, skidding into the four friends she was in front of. Stopping before getting to Twilight and the Eds. “I meant to do that.” Twilight and Double D were trying to stand up but had no luck doing so, Double D was able to stand, but he was sliding across the road. Ed seemed to have slid his foot and gotten used to skiing around the slippery floor as he was getting the fun around it. Eddy however was displeased as he kept slipping from the floor multiple times, making him irritated. The sun came back up, revealing the road to be made of bubble soap. “Discord’s turned our dirt roads into soap!” Twilight exclaimed. “Not even the good kind either.” Double D said as he started slipping but tries to keep his balance. “Ed seems to have fun with this, but Eddy isn’t too good at balancing from the soap.” “This is like skiing around in the snow, Double D.” Ed happily said. “Ugh… can’t even get my standing balance from this soap floor, sockhead.” Eddy growled. “Besides, we’re dealing with a snakehead taking over the world, to begin with.” That’s when Discord began to skate on by. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” He asked before he gestured to the town. “This is the new and improved Ponyville, and these are only my first changes.” Pinkie began to glide by with ease, striking a few poses while Ed glided through. “This may look like fun, but it’s not!” She said with a completely stern look on her face. Discord’s lion paw wrapped around Double D, Eddy and his talon around Twilight. His body materializes next to them and he begins to lift Twilight into the air and had the ground below Double D lift up so they could see Ponyville. “Picture it—the chaos capital of the world!” Discord said as he took his paw from around Double D, Eddy, and held Twilight out, right as the sun went down. “I can’t picture anything. It’s too dark.” Twilight said. “I can picture something. Your fate by bringing my quarters back, snake freak.” Eddy growled. Discord drops to the ground below him. Then he let go of Twilight, Eddy, and Double D, making Double D drop down to catch her. He dropped below her and she landed on his back. “Well, for all of you pony folk and Eds, wait a few minutes and you’ll see it in the beautiful light of day—or not,” Discord said, skipping over them and disappearing. Double D and Eddy stood up and looked at Ponyville. “I’m not about to let him turn Ponyville...or anywhere of Equestria, into a chaos capital of the Rabbids’ toybox.” Double D said. “Everything around Ponyville looks like the time we broke reality back home.” “He won’t be. Not if we have anything to say about it.” Twilight said. Then Fluttershy glided by. “Don’t worry. You won’t.” She said before laughing. Twilight groaned as she lowered her head. Double D placed his hand on her back. “Keep your cool Twilight. They aren’t being themselves.” He comforted. “They’re under Discord’s control and are trying to make your life harder.” A few more minutes goes by and the group arrived at the Golden Oaks Library. As they arrived, the sun shot up into the sky. “Okay, we’re here. Everyone please, please, please just go inside, please?” Twilight asked, wearily. “Um… Twilight, they seemed to be pretty arrogant…” Ed said. “I absolutely refuse,” Applejack said, contradicting her statement as she trotted in. She got even greyer. Double D doubletake as he saw this happen and knew Discord’s influence is greying them down. “With Pleasure,” Fluttershy said as she flew over. She stomped onto the flower bed before entering the building. Also turning greyer. “I hate libraries,” Pinkie said as she trotted in, turning greyer. Twilight and the Eds turned around and saw Rarity trying to move the heavy boulder still. “Pleeeeease? We gotta hurry!” Twilight and Double D begged them. “Forget it, you four. I know what you’re up to. The second I go in, you’ll have your Spike come and take Tom!” Rarity accused. “Tom?” Twilight, Eddy, and Ed asked. “You… named it?” Double D asked, which made Eddy and Ed laughed during this situation. “Well, it’s not going to work!” Rarity exclaimed as she started stroking ‘Tom’, turning even greyer. “You’re not going in without him, are you?” Twilight and Double muttered. Rarity shook her head firmly. Ed and Eddy walked over. “I got it.” Ed said as he lifted it onto his back with Eddy helping Ed out. “Much easier since you have unpredictable strength, Ed.” Eddy grumbled. Inside the library, Spike was curled up on the floor sleeping with his ears constantly twitching, while holding a broom. Next to him was a bucket of water, which Fluttershy had picked up. Spike shot splashed, waking him up. He quickly rolled to the side and looked up. “What did you do that for, Fluttershy?” Spike asked. “Cause you just look so peaceful.” Fluttershy snickered. “I… uh…” Spike stuttered until when he heard Eddy’s voice. “It’s not gonna fit through the door, sockhead!… I said it before we even got to the door!... You know what? Forget it! Just let Sparkle teleport it into the library... Too bad Rarity, it’s going to be this way!!! Three. Two.-” Suddenly, a large boulder crashed through the wall from Ed’s strength right to the floor. Rarity then scurried into the library and dove onto the boulder protectively. The Eds and Twilight walked in. “Be careful next time Eddy! You’ll ruin his beautiful finish.” Rarity complained. “Oh for the love of-” Twilight and Double D were about to complain. “Twilight! Ed, Eddy, and Double D!” Spike exclaimed as he ran out and over to them. “What’s going on? Why is everyone so… Grey.” "Big skinny Monster brainwashed them!" Ed exclaimed. “Don’t ask,” Twilight said. “We need you to help us find something.” “Hey, Twilight. What’s soaking wet and clueless?” Fluttershy asked. “Fluttershy, I’ve had just about enough—” Twilight was responding to Fluttershy before she was drenched by Fluttershy pouring water onto her head. “Your face!” Fluttershy said before slamming the bucket on her head. Ed ran over and took it off. “What’s happening to everypony?” Spike asked as Double D and Eddy. “I guess you just bring out the worst in us, Spike,” Applejack said as she walked by. “Ignore her Spike,” Eddy told him. “Long story short, little dragon, Snakehead Discord did something in the maze, forced us into the challenges, and now our friends are acting the exact opposite of how they usually would due to their greyish color.” “And FYI, Spike, Discord has hypnotized Twilight’s friends under his influence…” Double D answered Spike’s concern, “Pinkie isn’t joying, Fluttershy is rude, Applejack is not speaking truthfully, and Rarity… she has a rock with a painting of Eddy behind shirtless for sure as she claims it's a big diamond. And Rainbow ran away to lose us the game.” “And now, We’ve got to find the reference guide to the Elements of Harmony before somepony does something she’ll regret!” Twilight gritted her teeth at the end. “The Elements of Harmony?” Spike asked before remembering. “Oh! I know exactly where that book is!” Spike climbed up a ladder and pulled the book out. “Found it!” He called out. He was then smacked with a scroll, making him drop the book into Fluttershy’s hooves. “Ha!” She taunted. “Oh no you don’t, Flutters.” Eddy said as he got into a pouncing position. “Keep away!” Fluttershy said as she tossed the book. Eddy turned to look at who she threw the book to. It landed on Applejack’s nose. He ran over to her. “Give up that book, JackApples!” Eddy exclaimed. She tossed the book into the air. Eddy jumped up and swatted it. Spike looked at the book and ran to it, Fluttershy flew after it. Eddy’s ear twitched, which left Fluttershy flying ahead of him to the book. Before she could get to the book, the door opened and she flew right into it. It was Big Macintosh, the CMC, Cheerilee, Lyra, Bon-Bon, and Derpy who opened the door. “Everything okay?” He said before realizing the door had a thud. He looked and saw Fluttershy rubbing her head and Spike running over to grab the book. He picked it up and threw it to Twilight and Double D. They both tried to catch it, but Rarity interfered. “Mine!” She exclaimed as she grabbed the book and ran with it. “Hey! Do you even know what you just stole?!” Twilight and Double D exclaimed, running after Rarity. “No, but if you want it, I want it!” Rarity said back. Twilight pounced, only to land short and face plant. She looked up in annoyance. “GIVE HER THAT BOOK!!” Double D shouted. "We don't have time for playing games." "What's going on?" Apple Bloom said in confusion. "Why are Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity look... so Grey?" Sweetie Belle uttered. "And where's Rainbow Dash?!" Scootaloo shivered. "I just don't know what went wrong." Derpy randomly said, seeing the commotion. “Big Mac! Help us get that book so we can defeat the skinny monster!” Ed exclaimed. “Uh...Eeyup?” Big Macintosh said. Initially confused, he waited for Rarity to run his way before he stuck out his hoof and tripped her, sending the book into the air. It landed next to Derpy, who dejectedly slapped it toward Pinkie. It would have gotten to her if it wasn’t for Spike pouncing on the book and sliding it back to Ed, who grabbed it and tossed it to Twilight. She held it with a death grip, and the Eds, remaining ponies, and Spike stood in front of her defensively, armed with teeth, fangs, and a scroll being used as a sword. “Get back! All of you! This is my book, and I'm going to READ IT!” Twilight exclaimed. Big Macintosh, the CMC, Lyra & Bon Bon, Derpy, and Cheerilee was confused but moved over to the Eds and Spike, and Twilight as she flipped through the pages. Inside the book, the six elements were all there. “The Elements!” She exclaimed happily. The Eds, Big Macintosh, the CMC, Cheerilee, Lyra & Bon Bon, and Derpy looked at the book in slight amazement. “So that’s what the elements look like.” Big Macintosh said. "Cool..." Ed, Derpy, and the CMC said. "And that girls, is how it's used to defeat evil." Cheerilee nodded. “Eeyup.” Eddy said. Big Macintosh glared at him. “Stop stealing my line, Eddy.” He said. "Whatever, Little Mac." Eddy grumbled “Now that the elements are here, you can turn everyone back to normal.” Spike and Double D celebrated. “See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony, together!” Twilight is also celebrated. None of the girls were replicating her feelings. This made her look deadpan. “You don’t even care, do you?” “No.” They all said. Twilight’s ears flopped and she began to look sad once more. “I never thought it would happen. My friends…” Double D, Cheerliee, Bon Bon, and the CMC tried to give her a comforting hug but flinched upon her being suddenly fueled with anger. “…have turned into complete jerks!” One by one, she gave a necklace to Ed, Lyra, Derpy, and Eddy in the room. “Necklace…necklace…necklace….necklace…and-” She placed the tiara on her. “…big crown thingie!” She exclaimed. “Come on, everypony, let’s go!” Twilight said as she started to walk out the door. Double D pulled her back by the tail. “Twily, I’m eager for everyone to take Discord down too, but aren't we forgetting something important.” He hinted. Twilight turned to face him. "And why give the Elements to others instead of your friends?" “We got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute being nothing but COMPLETE JERKS!!! Twilight shouted in fury. "This is our new Elements of Harmony here: the random unpredictable Ed-Boy, the green mare with an analogy, the bubbles of muffins, and the hotheaded with scamming schemes with greed.” “We’re forgetting Rainbow Dash, Twilight... So who's gonna take her place?” Eddy said. Twilight looked at Big Mac, Bon Bon, the CMC, Cheerliee, and Spike before looking at Double D. “There's no time to hunt down Rainbow Dash.” She said, placing the necklace on him before walking towards the door. "So congratulations, Double D, you're the new Rainbow Dash." “Me!?” Double B exclaimed. “B-b-but what if she finds out I’ve been impersonating her? Ugh…that won’t end well and it's violating her representation of Loyalty.” Double D worry fully said envisioning could possibly happen. Nothing he thought of ended well with him. “Don’t worry, Double D... Eddy, and Ed will protect you if anything happens,” Spike said, placing him on his back. "Yeah. I don't know where Rainbow went, but let's hope it'll defeat Discord for sure." Scootaloo nodded. “Now let’s go defeat Discord so we don’t ever have to talk to each other again!” Twilight said. The Eds was a bit concerned upon hearing that. Double D then quickly moved out of the way of the stampeding four and followed the group. Cheerilee looked at Big Macintosh and the Discorded Mane 4. “You have no idea what just happened, Big Mac?” Cheerilee asked. “Eenope.” Big Macintosh answered. “Want me to explain everything?” Spike asked. “Eeyup.” Big Macintosh answered. Rarity was pushing Tom in a very slow, struggling manner toward the door. The CMC chucked as they find it funny to see Rarity trying her hardest to bring her Diamond Rock, Tom, to the scene. Double D called Ed to get 'Tom' and Twilight used her magic to teleport them both out of the library so that Ed is needed to defeat Discord. Ed pulled his back out and Tom and Rarity were falling down. He used his hands to throw Tom to the side and watched Rarity. Sliding them both down as Twilight stood in front of the group. “Well, well, well, I see you’ve found the Elements of Harmony.” Discord was heard saying. The group looked and saw Discord floating a short way away from them. Lyra and Derpy were confused, but the Eds shivered. “How terrifying. And are those the new Team of Harmony?” “Discord! I’ve figured out your lame riddle! You’re in for it now!” Twilight exclaimed. “I certainly am. You’ve clearly out-dueled me, and now it’s time to meet my fate.” Discord said as he put on a pair of sunglasses. “I’m prepared to be defeated now, ladies and gentlestallion. Fire when ready.” Discord wiped a target onto his mid-section. “Formation! Now!” Twilight exclaimed. The two confused ponies and three Eds walked over rather unenthusiastically. “Eh.” They all said. Eddy turned his head to look at Double D and nod his head. “Go on. This is just Sparkle wanting this over, to begin with, Double D...” He said. Double D gulped and got off his back to get in the formation. “We can do this. I believe in us, Eddy.” Ed said. Twilight wasn’t so optimistic. “Let’s get this over with!” Twilight said. The tiara and the crown both began to glow. Twilight rose into the air, with their eyes blazing white. The same magic they used against Nightmare moon began to awaken. One by one, those of the two ponies and three Eds threw off brilliant white auras, all the while floating clear of the ground. Discord lowered his shades briefly in surprise, there is one last flash—and then the power is gone. They all dropped to the ground, and Eddy was the first to sit up. “Should’ve known it's never going to work, Sparkle,” Eddy grumbled as he looked at the necktie of Honesty. “What’s going on?” Twilight asked as she sat up. Ed sat up next. “It doesn't have batteries, Twilight’. There must be somethin’ wrong with yours too Eddy.” Ed said. “Can it spring Muffins?” Derpy questioned. Lyra floated down with her element before putting it to the side. “Was that supposed to work, Twilight? I'm sure it was better to bring your friends instead of us.” Lyra asked. As soon as the element hit the ground, Rarity scooped it up. “Mine!” She exclaimed as she zipped off. Double D took his element off and placed it on the ground. “Sorry Double D,” Spike said as he came to the scene. "I know it should've been Twilight's friends to take care of this." “It’s not her or your fault, Spike. Get Ditzy and Lyra back inside with Big Mac, Cheerilee, and the Crusaders, we’ll find a way to deal with this.” Double D told Spike. Spike nodded and began to run back to the library, Fluttershy was going to trip him but Spike jumped to avoid it. Discord strolled over to them whilst clapping hauntingly and snapped his fingers to bring Twilight's friends over. “Bravo, ponies and Ed-Boys, bravo! Harmony in Equestria is officially dead. Discord rules, Celestia drools.” Discord said, placing a talon on Twilight’s nose. Twilight went for a bit again, but Discord made the talon disappear as if he actually bit his talon off, only for it to reappear back. He began laughing and Twlight let out a tiger-like growl. Discord skated away. "It's your fault it didn't work!" Pinkie complained, seemingly looking towards Discord. "Who are you talking to?" Twilight asked. "Any of you!" Pinkie shouted. "ALL OF YOU! I'm outta here!" She hopped off. “Now wait, we don’t have to give up just yet.” Double D tried to tell the group. "I better go, too,” Applejack said as she walked by. "I've got new better friends waiting for me at the farm." “Girls wait.” Eddy tried again, raising his voice. "We still haven't restored Equestria in peace!" Rarity didn’t say anything, only hauling off her precious rock. It then proved too much for Twilight. "WE'RE DOOMED EDDY!!!" ED said, tearing up that hope is lost. “FINE!" She screamed after them. "Leave! See if I care! I don't need you guys either! With friends like you, who needs…" She looked at her leaving friends. Her last hope was finally diminished. "enemies…?" She finished sadly as she hung her head. Double D turned to look at her. Her tail began to grey, making the Eds panic. “No.... No no no no no no no NO!!!” Double D said as he ran to her. Placing his hands on her shoulders. “Twilight, please. You can't give up just yet! We still need a way to bring your friends back!” The greying didn’t stop as it kept going. “Twilight? Twilight looked at me!” Double D begged as he was tearing up. Twilight’s head still hung but finally looked up, and her eyes told Double D everything. “I promise, everything’s gonna be okay. I promise me and my friends are gonna fix everything. Okay? Pinkie promise. Okay?” Double D tried, slowly getting desperate and wiping the tears off. The greying didn’t stop and was reaching her neck. Sadly... It was over, Twilight had turned completely grey.She had given up. She used her magic to gently take his hooves off before she hung her head to start walking back to the library. Double D reached a hand out to her as she walked away. As Twilight walked away, a single tear fell out of her eye, and it landed in a heart that had broken in two. It was no coincidence that one of those hearts reflected at the Eds. Double D’s feelings flopped and when he tried to take a step forward, the floor he and the Eds were standing on spun him around, making him look at the even more chaotic Ponyville. The long-legged bunnies were now accompanied by ballet-dancing buffalos, Rabbids chasing the ponies for their mischief, Pies that fell up, a stallion running across the frames of the device the readers were reading on, and a googly-eyed purple mare floating around while flicking her bottom lip. “Oh, my stomach!” Discord laughed as he popped up next to the Eds. Double D and Eddy looked back at Twilight, but Discord turned his head forward. “Ed, Edd, and Eddy, you’ve got to see what I just did!” Berry Punch was unfortunate enough to be standing under a giant pepper shaker with a Rabbid The pepper caused her and the Rabbid to sneeze and upon doing so, the buildings around them collapsed like cardboard cutouts. “It’s priceless!” Discord guffawed happily. Double D walked coldly on his grasp and in front of Discord, angrily glaring at him. “Forgive my lack of humor, Mr. Discord, but I don’t find turning my friends against me, and changing Equestria into a dystopian dimension straight out of a Broken Reaily of Ed's imagination to be particularly funny.” Double D told him, his eyes narrowed. “Ah yes, the time when you Eds broke reality back in Peach Creek huh? The third time’s a charm am I right?” Discord nudged him. “Your friends have all turned their backs on you, even the neighborhood kids too. Shifted the blame. And left you behind.” “And guess what, Lumpy Snake Freak,” Eddy said as he brings his fist. “Me, Double D, and Ed are still here. My friends will always be with me and can leave all they want. But I won’t leave them or the ponies behind.” "Yeah, Eddy!" Ed happily exclaimed. "Show this skinny monster who's boss!" Discord became amused with Eddy's speech of light and he started laughing again. “You think, Eddy. The one who tried to scam the Neighborhood Kids over jawbreakers.” He guffawed. “You think that you can take me on your own? Well, since you three broke reality, I'm going to bring your Peach Creek fellows to Equestria.” Discord snapped his fingers to spawn in the Peach Creek gang in his chaotic magic. Nazz with a purple lizard body, the Three-Headed Rolfs spoke gibberish, Plank in Johnny's body with Johnny's Head to swap roles, Liquid Jimmy in a glass with mouthless angry Sarah, and Kevin who looked normal at first but his Bike with wheels is filled with spikes. This made the Eds panic as Discord already knew he wanted to scare them. Not to mention, he spawned in his Rabbids to help their aid. "Yo, Peach Creek gang, get after the Eds and capture them while working together with my Rabbids!" Discord ordered, "Once you capture them, you'll be rewarded with Jawbreakers and help me take over this land with my Rabbid army." "Run for it, ED!!!" Double D yelled as Ed grabbed Eddy and Double D to make a run for it as the Chaotic Peach Creek gang and the group of Rabbids set on to chase the Eds. "Oh, I can't wait to see how the Eds confronted their familiar faces from Peach Creek!" Discord chuckled, this is a win for me after all." Discord laughs as he pretty much finally won to rule Equestria over... or is it...