Well, I live in a world of talking horses now. It's been a few weeks since I beat up that Tirek guy. Apparently, this wasn't the first time he tore up Ponyville or whatever. During that time, I meet two freaky-looking big horses with colorful manes and tattoos on their butts. Apparently, they never seen such a powerful earth pony? Basically, a normal horse with such a powerful punch, they also didn't understand why I didn't kick or 'buck.'
I basically told them I was fighting a giant alien bad guy and his space armada before I ended up here. Celestia, the white one, thinks I died or something? But the blue and black one says I was most likely transported from the sheer power of Boros' Collapsing Star Roaring Cannon and my Serious Punch sent me through space and time.
In other words, I got isekai'd or displaced like the manga I read back in my old apartment. But things aren't so bad. At least life here isn't nearly as boring or mundane. Seems like everybody here has some sort of exceptional talent that gives them power or something? Maybe it's like a Quirk or Superpower? I dunno, I have trouble listening to the purple girl talking, I sorta zone out. Speaking of ponies, apparently, they have Superheroes, six of them, and two powerful Gods or whatever.
The purple one seems pretty strong with magic. She's alright, I guess. She seems the most interested in me for my punches. I told her all I did was one-hundred push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and a ten-kilometer run. She didn't believe me like everyone else I ever told about my power's origin.
Then there's the blue one; I really don't like that one. She's like Tatsumaki except even more annoying; I really don't like her voice. Apparently, her superpower is loyalty? Honestly, I thought it'd be the fact she can fly at supersonic speeds.
Then there's the white and orange ones, the really lame ones. Honestly, I think those two could be beaten by Mumen Rider or at least a low-class B hero. But at least they're not too terrible, the white one made me some clothes since I don't like being naked and my suit is only meant for hero runs.
The orange one is pretty nice. I can't get past her goofy accent, though. I can't listen to her half the time because I'm fighting not to laugh at her accent. But she's nice, at least. But the pink one? Pinkie Pie? She creeps the Hell out of me. She just pops up out of nowhere; I can't get away from her, either. She can keep up with me. Running at supersonic speeds and jumping to the moon didn't even phase her.
God, her voice is annoying; she's worse than the blue one. It's so damn irritating and squeaky. I just want to bury my head in cement to spare myself from her tirades. But at least Fluttershy is ok. She's the only one that can be quiet and doesn't press me about my power, origin, or old life. I hate having all this attention on me, I spent my whole career as a hero avoiding the limelight, and now I'm the talk of the town.
Which is why I now bunk in her cottage for now, at least. I was going to live with purple girl, but her pet talking lizard weirds me out too much. It's ok; she keeps the place clean and runs an animal sanctuary. I guess I'll stay in Ponyville for a bit til I can get enough Yen-Bits saved up. I think I'll wander this place for a while and look for a way back home. Apparently, this world is full of monsters and villains looking to ruin this land. But...I made the mistake of assuming ALL monsters were evil, though. When I accidentally punched Fluttershy's boyfriend?...Best friend?.... Acquaintance. Discord. I was glad he survived a normal punch, but, uh… let's just say I'm not making friends with that guy any time soon…Also I keep coughing up mints since that day.
Saitama sighed as she hauled the last load of apples to the wagon inside the large red barn. Straining as she sat up on her back legs to rub her back. The only thought in her mind was dinner, how she craved some eggs on rice. Apparently, equines don't usually eat fish, and much to her dismay, Saitama would not be having any discounted fish or crab any time soon.
"Er, excuse me?" called a familiar voice.
Saitama turned around to a trio of fillies standing at the doorway, "We were just wonderin' if you could help us?" the yellow one asked politely.
Saitama shrugged, hobbling slightly as she quickly fell back on her front legs, "Uh…sure, kid, what's up? Lose your doll or something?"
Her face scrunched up to an annoyed look as she snapped back, "I don't play with dolls!"
The orange and white fillies next to her chuckled as the orange one peered over, "Sure you don't, Apple Bloom!"
"Ah, shad up, Scootaloo!" whined Apple Bloom.
The white filly quickly shoved the two aside, "Listen, we just need help getting our Cutie Marks, and we were wondering, since you're really strong, maybe you could give us advice for a cutie mark?"
Saitama paused as she looked down at her flank, "Oh…you mean this tattoo on my butt?"
The girls laughed, "It's not a tattoo, silly; it's your Cutie Mark!" explained the white filly.
"Don't laugh at me for not knowing your silly names!" Saitama let out an annoyed twitched, "uh…what are your names again?"
"I'm Apple Bloom, and this is Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle," explained Apple Bloom
"Ok," replied Saitama dryly.
"So will you train us to be super powerful heroes and help us get our Cutie Marks!?" bounced Scootaloo excitedly.
Saitama paused, pondering for a moment as she tapped her chin with a hoof. Thinking over the offer for a moment, "Uh…alright, I guess. I suppose I needed a new student since Genos is currently…unavailable…." Saitama stiffened her posture as she snapped up on her back hooves and took a fighting stance, "If you want to learn the One Punch, it will take dedication; you will train every day with a hundred sit-ups, push-ups, and squats! With a ten-kilometer run!"
The girls looked at each other with puzzled expressions, "Er…no offense but isn't that…." Apple Bloom fumbled with her words.
"That's just basic endurance training!" Scootaloo whined, "If you're not going to help us, just say so! But don't waste our-"
Sweetie Belle quickly smacked Scootaloo's mouth shut, "Maybe this is just a test Scootaloo shush! Obviously, she's just saying those things to see if we're worthy of such awesome power!"
Saitama nervously chuckled before stiffening her brow, "Y-yeah! If you want to be my students, you gotta be disciplined!....Yeah….”
"There's really nothing else to it. I don't know what they're going to do when they finally figure out that the endurance training is all I have to show them." Saitama thought to herself.
As of now, I just work at the orange girls' apple orchard. Sugar Cube Corner…or something. It's alright…but now her sister and her weird friends keep harassing me about helping them find a Cutie Mark?... What exactly did I do to deserve this again? And why can't they make me a boy horse!?