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// Chapter 3 - Ruling Equestria with Lasers 
// Story: Twilight Sparkle Discovers Laser Weapons 
// by iAmSiNnEr 
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Twilight Discovers Laser Weapons
Chapter 3 - Ruling Equestria With Lasers
Written by iAmSiNnEr






It was a normal day for the yaks.

And for the changelings.

And for the kirins.

And, bear with me, for the breezies.

Oh, and for the dragons too.

For Celestia’s sake, how many species are there in Equestria?


Anddddd for the griffons too.

That’s all of them, right?

AND FOR THE WINDIGOS TOO? 

It was a normal day for every species in Equestria. There, satisfied?





“My queen, we’re starving!” A nameless changeling protested. “We don’t have any love!”


“Well, go out there and suck some from the ponies!” Chrysalis snapped. “I don’t have any more to give any of you!”

“But—”

The nameless changeling never did finish his sentence as a bright purple light sliced through the ceiling of the hive and into the throne, carving through it as if it were nothing. Then several other beams of light blasted through absolutely everywhere, yet surprisingly not hitting a single changeling.

Then once the beams of light stopped firing, everything crumbled to pieces.

Twilight floated in mid-air, satisfied. “There. Now they’ll have to spend the next decade rebuilding their hive, and they won’t have time to try and invade to steal the weapons!”

Chrysalis pushed herself out of the rubble of her hive and looked up to see the floating unicorn, who promptly disappeared from existence, onto her next destination to conquer. 

“Well,” Chrysalis, for once, was at a loss of mean words to say. “That certainly was some power.”

Revenge?

	Possibly.

	But I LIKE my life. 

	Then we have no choice.

	This is a warning for us.

	To stop sucking love from ponies or else we meet the same fate as the hive.

	Time to be a good changeling queen, and submit our allegiance to our new overlord.

Meanwhile, Twilight had teleported to the top of the mountains, ready to invade the yaks next.

Then she frowned. “What in Celestia were those bug-like creatures, anyways?”





The hive of the changelings were in ruins.

The huts of the yaks were in flames.

The volcanoes had been cleanly sliced in half, and now the home of the dragons was nothing but lava, which they liked, but Twilight had also used some “Freeze” laser setting that froze the entire fiery wasteland. Now instead of a warm place to rest, all the dragons had were frozen chunks of lava and volcano.

The breezies had been ignored, due to how small they were, but they had evacuated after seeing the state of the forest that Twilight had burned through. Now they were preparing an envoy to the new Empress of Equestria, ready to extend a…erm, hoof? Hand? I dunno, they just wanted allegiance, I suppose.

The griffons were already in ruins, but Twilight had used her lasers to destroy any chance of them recovering their legendary artifact. She had also ensured to completely wreck the in progress of the building of the mud huts.

Long story short, within six days, Twilight had paid every species in Equestria a visit and wrecked any chance they had at invasion of Equestria. Almost everything was either burning, sliced in half, or just simply destroyed by the several other settings the laser had.

So, here we are.

In the newly repaired throne room of Canterlot, where Twilight sat with a confused expression on her face.

For before her, knelt a representative from every race, ready to pledge their allegiance to the new Empress of Equestria, She With the Deadly Weapons.

Lame name, I know. But a certain draconequus had whispered the name into the ears of several creatures, so the name stuck.

“Erm…” Twilight blinked. “What’s going on here?”