Anger Management

by itisdoctorwhooves


Chapter 3

A/N
I’m on a roll! I just finished the last chapter and now im starting this one right away! Anyways if you’re wondering about the end of the last chapter, mwahaha. You’re gonna have to wait! And I will not be having applejack talk just because I really, REALLY don’t want to deal with the accent. If I can get a friend to type what her accent would be for me, I will but until then there will be no applejack.
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We arrived at a giant tree after about 5 minutes of trotting.
“This is a house? Is Twilight an owl or something?” asked Blue who looked annoyed.
“No, Twilight is a unicorn. She does have a pet owl though!” Rainbow told us. She then knocked on the door.
“SPIKE! CAN YOU GET THAT?” we heard from inside.
“Sure thing Twilight!” something answered that must have been spike. Then the door opened to reveal a small purple and green dragon.
“Hi Rainbow dash! Who are these to?” spike asked Rainbow.
“you remember the people who were playing in the square just a bit ago?” Rainbow told spike, “well these two are the ones responsible for that.” Spike looks wide eyed
“OH MY GOSH I love you guys! Well why are they here anyways?”
Blue grinned sheepishly; “Well…” he explained the story of from chapter two that we told Rainbow dash. “So I’m here to see if Twilight can teach me how to use magic and if you guys have a place for me to stay.”
Spike then said, “Sure we have a place for you to stay and I’m sure Twilight won’t have a problem with teaching you how to use magic!” Blue then grinned.
“Well we have to repay you somehow, how about a concert? I know a few songs we could play!” Spike looked over joyed and was about to respond when we heard a
“SPIKE! WHO IS IT?” from Twilight.
“Let me show you! It would be a lot easier!” spike shouted at Twilight. So we walked intor the giant tree.
“Who are you?” asked Twilight.
“Well…” I said repeated story, “Blue needs a place to stay and needs to learn how to use magic!” I said finishing off my story.
“Well of course I can teach you how to use magic!” Twilight said to Blue, “I do have a guest room if you would like to stay there.” She told Blue. “What about you Yellow? Do you have a place to stay?”
“Yeah I’m staying with Dash!” I told her, “And to repay both of you for you hospitality we are going to put on a concert tonight! Wait… BLUE ITS BEEN AN HOUR WE NEED TO GET TO SUGARCUBE CORNER! CYA GUYS IN A BIT!” I shouted then galloped out with Blue coming right after me.
“Um bye?...” Twilight and Rainbow said. When we arrived at sugarcube corner we heard a
“SURPRISE!!!” came from the mouths of about 30 different ponies.
“HOLY HORSE APPLES MOTHER BUCKER!!!” I screamed from the shock. Blue started laughing his head off at me
“Oh that was priceless!” he said rolling on the ground laughing.
“Buck you Blue. Buck you sideways.” I told him.
“Well that wasn’t very nice!” came from the pink pony from earlier.
“Oh hai! What your name anyways?” asked Blue struggling to contain his laughter.
“My names Pinkie Pie!” answered Pinkie.
“Sorry about Yellow here, he doesn’t like surprises to much.” Blue said with another outburst of laughter.
“That okay! Well lets introduce you to everypony!” Pinkie exclaimed After 20 minutes of meeting and greeting later
“And this is Rarity! She makes dresses and stuff like that!” Pinkie told us.
“Nice to meet you Ms. Rarity!” I said bowing.
“Such a gentlecolt!” was all rarity said back to me.
“My name is Yellow Sound and this is my brother Blue Sprint.” I told her, “We’re having a concert later tonight and would be delighted if you could come!” I asked with confidence.
“Of course I will come! I heard your little song in the square and it was marvelous!” She told us.
“Thank you so much!” Blue said with a bit of a blush. Pinkie then led us to the next pony there.
“This is vinyl scratch! Most people know her as dj-pwn3!” Pinkie told us.
“I’ve heard of you!” I told Vinyl, “It is really a pleasure meeting you, since you were my childhood hero!” I chuckled to myself. “You’re the only pony that I knew of before me and Blue came out of the forest we were raised in!”
Vinyl looked at us probably shocked but we couldn’t tell because of her shades, “You were raised in a forest? But how did you get so good at playing music!? And where did you get all those instruments? I was at you little show in the square you know!” she told us.
“Well… repeat story and that’s how.” I said, getting a bit emotional whilst saying this.
“Oh, I’m so sorry Yellow.” Said vinyl after listening to my story, “I could help you get big in the music business if you want me too, after all I’m dj-pwn3!” she boasted a bit to us.
“Thanks, but no thanks. If we are going to get big, we want to do it legit.” Blue answered immeditly.
“Yeah legit,” I said snickering, “too legit to quit!”
Blue just hit me in the back of the head and lectured me, “Stop saying that! I told you to about two years ago!”
“You can’t buy me hotdog man!” I told him instantly.
That made him hit me again, “Shut the buck up.”
“Anyways Vinyl,” I started talking to her again whilst rubbing the back of my head which was in pain from somepony, “We are having a concert later today and it would be awesome if you could come and see us.” I asked with pain still in my head.
“Sure! Where is it going to be at?” she asked us.
“Town square, in one hour!” Blue responded happily.
“Alright cya then!” vinyl told us and trotted away.
“Come on! Let’s go talk to fluttershy!” Pinkie whisked us off in another direction.
“Fluttershy? Where are you Fluttershy?” Pinkie Yelled out.
“Over here.” Came a very quiet whisper.
“Oh there you are you silly filly! Meet Yellow Sound and Blue Sprint! They were the ones who played that amazing music at the town square!” Pinkie quickly explained why we were here to Fluttershy.
“oh…um… hello.” Fluttershy said very quietly.
“Hello!” Blue beamed at her.
“Wait wasn’t Blue shy Yel? That’s what you told me when we met!” Pinkie questioned me.
“He was! But when he started singing he realized how happy he was and poof! He was no longer shy!” I told Pinkie.
“Oh that makes a lot of sense!” Pinkie quickly said, “GASP! You guys need to go get ready for your concert!”
“Alright! I’ll see you then. Could you try and get Fluttershy to come?” I asked Pinkie.
“Okie dokie lokie!” she said happily.
“Come one Blue lets go practice!” I said excitedly.
“BUCK YEAH LETS GO!” Blue Yelled. We walked out at went to the outskirts of town getting ready to practice.
“what songs did you have in mind Blue?” I asked
“Well...” he told me YOU DON’T GET TO KNOW YET! And I smiled.
“Buck yeah we’re gonna kick some flank!” I exclaimed, “Could you go get Rainbow dash and ask her for my tenor saxophone?”
“Sure be right back Yel!” Blue shouted at me already running off to find Rainbow.
BLUE’S POV
GEEZ! How hard is it to find one Pegasus! She better be at Pinkie pie’s party or I’m royally screwed!
As I walked up to Sugarcube Corner I noticed some ponies were staggering out and I heard
“HURRY UP WERE GONNA GET BAD SEATS IF WE DON’T GET THERE EARLY!” form Pinkie.
“Hey! Pinkie! Have you seen Rainbow dash? We need her to et Yel’s tenor sax!” I Yelled hoping to be heard.
“I’m right behind you Blue,” said Dash with a poker face.
“HOLLY BUCKING HORSE APPPLES!” I screamed just like Yel had earlier, “Can you go get it and bring it to the outskirts of town?” I asked politely.
“Sure! And don’t worry, I’ll tell Yel just how girly you screamed!” Dash started snickering.
“NO! PLEASE DON’T! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW LONG HE WILL TORMEN ME WITH THAT INFORMATION!” I screamed in pure fear.
“Wow he really does scare you doesn’t he?” asked Rainbow puzzled.
“YES! You have no idea what he can do. Well I’ll see you at the concert!” I said hoping she wouldn’t tell Yel.
“Yeah cya there!” she said speeding off in the direction of her house.
YELLOW’S POV

What is taking Blue so long? He usually is only gone for a few minutes! It’s been thirty!
“Hey Yel!” Rainbow called
“Hey Rainbow! Did Blue find you?” I replied.
“Yeah! Here is your tenor sax, and I brought your clarinet and oboe too. Blue sounded like a filly earlier by the way. He was running around looking for me and I scared the living horse apples out of him! He started cussing and screamed like a little filly!” dash started laughing.
I smiled evilly, “Perfect! Thanks Rainbow! It’s been a while since I could torture him over something and embarrass him!”
“Wow, he wasn’t kidding you do scare me when you do that!” Rainbow said her voice shaking a bit.
I chuckled, “Don’t worry! You get a free-be next time I find something about you because you gave me this information!” with the evil smile returning.
“YEL! I'm *pant pant* BACK! *pant pant*” shouted Blue.
“Took you long enough! And don’t worry, Rainbow told me all about it!” I laughed evilly with the smile still on my face.
“Buck you Rainbow!” Blue shouted at Rainbow.
“See you guys at the concert!” Rainbow said as she flew off.
“YOU MOTHERBUCKER!” Blue shouted after her.
“geez Blue! It’s only going to last a week this time! I promise.” I reassured him.
He stared me down, “Pinkie promise!”
I sighed, “Fine. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”
Blue looked relieved, “Alright lets go to out concert!”
“ALLON-Z!” I Yelled. We galloped into the square with Blue carrying my tenor sax and other instruments. When we got there I was amazed.
“Holly horse apples look at all the ponies! We even have a stage!” I exclaimed excitedly
“Yeah, looks like we didn’t need vinyl’s help after all!” Blue happily started walking to the stage. When we got up on the stage we heard a bunch of cheering from the crowd of 75-100 ponies on a glance.
“HELLO PONYVILLE!” I Yelled, “TONIGHT WE WILL BE PLAYING 3 SONGS YOU GUYS!”
Everypony cheered even louder.
“WITH ME I GOT MY BROTHER BLUE SPRINT SINGING! I WILL BE PLAYING THE TENOR SAXOPHONE CLARINET AND OBOE!” another cheer. “ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!” I finished off my introduction.
“FIRST WE WILL BE PLAYING “THE KIDS AREN”T ALRIGHT! AFTER THAT WE WILL BE PLAYING “ITS NOT ME ITS YOU”! AND FOR A FINALLY WE WILL BE PLAYING “PARTY ROCK!”
Massive cheers.
“1…2…1.2.1234!” I Yelled
When we were young, the future was so bright, whoa
The old neighborhood was so alive, whoa
And every kid on the whole damn street, whoa
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now, the neighborhoods cracked and torn, whoa
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn, whoa
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives

Chances thrown, nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/o/offspring/kids+arent+alright_20227233.html ]
Jamie had a chance, well, she really did, whoa
Instead, she dropped out and had a couple of kids, whoa
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job, whoa
He just plays guitar and smokes a lotta pot

Jay committed suicide, whoa
Brandon O.D.'d and died, whoa
What the hell is going on
The cruelest dream, reality

Chances thrown, nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Go!

Chances thrown, nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
After we finished we heard a massive cheer with ponies saying,
“YOU ROCK!”
“YOU’RE THE BEST!” and things like that.
“Thank you! Thank you!” I told the audience, “That song was very hard for me to write and it still haunts me to think this happened to my parents… well here comes ITS NOT ME ITS YOU!”
[V1]
Let's get the story straight
You were a poison
You flooded through my veins
You left me broken
You tried to make me think
That the blame was all on me
With the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you

[Chorus]
It's not me it's you
Always has been you
All the lies and stupid things you say and do
It's you
It's not me it's you
All the lies and pain you put me through
I know that it's not me it's you
You
You
It's not me it's you, you

[V2]
So here we go again
The same fight we're always in
I don't care so why pretend
Wake me when your lecture ends
You tried to make me small
Make me fall and it's all your fault
With the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you

[Bridge]
Let's get the story straight
You were a poison
Flooding through my veins
Driving me insane
And now you're gone away
I'm no longer choking
From the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you

We then heard a cheer so loud I didn’t even think it was possible. “That song was about one of Blue’s past girlfriends. He actually wrote it! And for the finally… PARTY ROCK!”
PARTY ROCK
YEA
Whoa!
LET'S GO!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see ya!

Shake that!

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl,
She on my jock (huh) non stop when we in the spot
Booty move weight like she owns the block
Where I drank I gots to know
Tight jeans, tattoos cause I'm rock and roll
Half black half white, domino
Gain the money Oprah Doe!

Yo!
I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock yea! that's the crew that I'm repping
On a rise to the top no Led in our Zeppelin
Hey!

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see you!

Shake that!

Every day I'm shuffling
Shuffling shuffling

Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don't be mad now stop hatin's bad

One more shot for us
(Another round)
Please fill up my cup
(Don't mess around)
We just wanna see
(You shake it now)
Now you home with me
(You're naked now)

Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [x3]
Put your hands up to the sound [x2]
Get up [x9]
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up! [x4]

Party rock is in the house tonight (Put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good time (Put your hands up!)
And we gonna make you lose your mind (Put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good good good time

Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now!
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)

Shake that!
Every day I'm shuf-f-f-ling

Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up every day I'm shuffling

“ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!” came from the audience.
“ALRIGHT JUST FOR YOU GUYS WE WILL DO ONE MORE SONG! THIS, IS OUR BEST SONG YOU’RE GONNA GO FAR KID!” Blue screamed to the audience.
We then heard a cheer louder then the one before. It almost made me deaf.
“1…2…1.2.3.4!”
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives

Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I’m wide awake
It’s a scene about me
There’s something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can’t get what you want
Well it’s all because of me

Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you’ll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid
Trust, deceived!

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives

Now dance, fucker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

So dance, fucker, dance
I never had a chance
It was really only you

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives

Clever alibis
Lord of the flies
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives
“THANK YOU PONYVILLE AND GOODNIGHT!” Blue and I Yelled at the crowd.
“Hey Rainbow!” I Yelled, “Could you take my instruments to the house?”
“Sure!” Rainbow screamed back at me. She flew up and took my instruments and started her race towards her house.
“QUICK! YELLOW AND BLUE! THIS WAY!” we heard Twilight Yell at us. We looked behind us and saw the mob of ponies chasing us.
“OH HORSE APPLES!” Blue and I Yelled in unison. We quickly galloped towards Twilight who teleported us to her house.
“Thanks twi! Blue told her.
“No problem. Hey Yellow, how are you going to get to Rainbow dash’s house if you can’t fly?”
I thought for a moment, “buck me.” I said in anger.
Rainbow saw us whilst flying around after taking my instruments home and flew towards us, “Hey guys what’s up?”
“Um Rainbow… you need to carry me up to your house, I still can’t fly.” I said with a poker face.
“Ugh fine. But you owe me!” Rainbow told me.
“Sure, can you play any instrument at all?” I asked her.
“Uhhh… I can play the drums, but we don’t have any in ponyville.” She told me fidgeting.
“Don’t worry about that, I can get some pretty easily. Welcome to the band.” I told her with a smirk.
“OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!” Rainbow shouted excitedly.
“Alright see you guys tomorrow!” I called out to Blue and Twilight.
“Cya later bro!” Blue told me.
“Alright Rainbow, let’s go!” I told Rainbow. She grabbed me and started flying whilst I shouted back at Blue, “TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!” Blue just facehoofed.
A/N
I do not own any of the songs used in this chapter. I don’t not own my little pony. I only own my ocs. If you like this story please give a review and follow it after all, it is my first story.
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