//------------------------------// // Chapter 2 // Story: Anger Management // by itisdoctorwhooves //------------------------------// A/N Thanks to cyber5555 (got your name right this time!) for proofreading the last chapter. As in this chapter I do not own my little pony, or the music used in this chapter and future ones. END A/N As I awoke, I had no idea what was going on. I had the memory from a couple minutes ago but I just shrugged it off thinking it was part of my head getting hit. Then I remembered something, I was in my car! I wildly looked around for my car but it was nowhere to be found. “JACE! ARE YOU HERE?!?!” I Yelled hoping for my friend to answer me. “Five more minutes…” Jace mumbled. “JACE WAKE THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!” I screamed at him. “I’m up I’m up! Jeez you can really wake a guy up jar.” Jace said with a hint of distaste to his voice. “Where are you anyways? All I can see is a dead looking pony… oh wait its moving.” Jace then looked at me and widened his eyes in shock, “WHAT THE HELL ITS A TALKING PONY WITH MY BEST FRIENDS VOICE!” I looked at him really confused and asked, “Da faq? Dude I’m telling you this pony is creeping me out.” The pony I was looking at not grasping the situation in my head was a navy Blue with a horn. ‘Wait, a horn? IT’S A FUCKING UNICORN!’ “Jace, describe the pony you see.” I asked slowly. “Okay,” jace replied quickly, “it has a grey coat, Yellow stripes, a purple mane, and wings? IT HAS WINGS JAR! WINGS!” I thought to myself, ‘What would they do in a survival movie? They would look for shelter! If my memory was correct and not just a bump on my head then there should be civilization nearby!’ “Jace try to stand up.” The Blue unicorn slowly stood up and looked around. “Okay I’m up, now what?” “Now I say horse apples, you’re a unicorn bro. that must mean, IM MY OC!” I exclaimed with sudden realization. How could I be so dumb. “Let’s look for shelter, kay jace? And I think since we are ponies now, call me Yellow Sound, because of my instrumental talents.” *cough* “your only talent” *cough came from jace. “Call me Blue Sprint.” He said with a gleam in his green eyes. “Shut up. Well come one let’s go!” a voice in the back of my head kept Yelling ‘FOR SPARTA’ and ‘LEROYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJANNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNS’ but I just decided to keep my dignity and start walking. A puzzled Blue asked, “Can you even fly yet? I know I can’t use magic.” I tried flapping my wings but nothing happened. “How are we gonna explain this to ponies? ‘Oh when I was raised in the wild only by my dad, who was an earth pony. This is my brother Blue Sprint.’ Because that’s totally gonna work!” I ranted. “Wow that a perfect explanation.” Blue said with a blank stare on his face. *facehoof* “OW that bucking hurt!” I whimpered in pain. “Well,” Blue said hesitantly, “Let’s go!” We went on a slow trot, still learning how to walk onto the path that was conveniently in front of us. After a short walk we saw one thing that amazed us, a town. “YES! Now we can get food! *stomach rumbles* heh heh lets go before I die of starvation.” Blue stated. “We don’t have any money Blue. Good luck with getting food.” I grumbled back. “Horse apples.” Muttered Blue. We walked down the path to the town, hoping to find some free food or somewhere to work. “Wait! We need to go back to where we woke up! I think I had my saxophone in my car, maybe that’s there!” I rambled with a look of happiness on my face, “I can make money by playing on the streets and you could sing!” Blue looked at me with a look of horror in his eyes, “Nononononononono I don’t sing.” “It’s sing or starve, Your choice.” I smirked. We galloped back to the wake spot to be met with an amazing sight, we saw my saxophones, (Bari, tenor, and alto) my laptop, my oboe, and my clairinet. “BUCK YEAH!” I Yelled in pure bliss. “You carry the bari sax, the clarinet, and the oboe. I’ll carry the alto and tenor sax.” “But the bari sax weighs like 15 pounds! How am I supposed to carry that!?” Blue complained. “Man up.” I taunted him. “I thought you were supposed to be the athletic one! Shouldn’t that mean you can carry the heavier stuff?” Blue just looked at me with hatred in his eyes, “Buck you. Buck you sideways.” “When, where, and how hard?” I was just tormenting him now. “Shut up and lets go.” Blue said with hatred in his tone, “And I’m not singing, you’re gonna make the money for both of us Mr. musician.” I just smirked and started walking with my cargo. “Let’s go already, I want some food.” I plainly stated. So we trotted to the village I saw earlier. “So what’s the chance we’re in ponyville? I mean if so we could probably get a room from the main six.” Blue questioningly asked. “Good point, lets hurry and see if we are!” I gleefully replied. So we started trotting faster. When we got to the village it was very small, only about 50 houses in it. “Much smaller then I would have hoped, how can I make money on the streets if there is no street?” I complained. “Stop whining, I’m pretty sure this is ponyville! We just need to find…” “GASP!” came from a pink pony. Blue and I looked at each other with a look of pure horror in our eyes. “YOU’RE NEW AND IF YOU’RE NEW THAT MEANS YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! MEET ME AT SUGARCUBE CORNER IN ONE HOUR!” Yelled as fast as a car salesman. “O-o-okay,” muttered Blue, who was actually shy believe it or not. “Sorry about my friend here,” I quickly explained saving Blue from anymore discomfort, “He is just really shy and isn’t that good at talking to ponies. I’m Yellow Sound and this is Blue Sprint.” “Well, I’ll see you guys in a bit, don’t forget! Sugarcube corner in one hour!” said the pink pony then quickly galloped off. “Dude I think that was pinkie pie, she is really, really, REALLY scary when she pops up like that!” I told Blue. “Yel, I think I’m scarred for life.” Blue stuttered quietly. “Don’t worry, it’s just pinkie being pinkie.” I reassured Blue. “Alright, let’s just start playing to earn some money.” Blue said timidly. “Hey, didn’t you play the clarinet once upon a time?” I asked Blue quickly, “If not I really need you to sing. The music teacher just gave us the notes to “You’re gonna go far kid” by the offspring and I need you to sing.” Blue just looked at me with worry in his eyes; “fine but you owe me!” “I’m making the music. Otherwise it would just sound like a random guy singing!” I retorted, “Anyways lets go find the middle of town and start playing!” we started walking around until we found the town square. “Alright you ready Blue?” I asked him. “As ready as I’ll ever be” he replied. I started playing the music to “You’re gonna go far kid” and Blue started singing Show me how to lie You’re getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet Now dance, fucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you Ponies Started gathering around us. And now you steal away Take him out today Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Slowly out of line And drifting closer in your sights So play it out I’m wide awake It’s a scene about me There’s something in your way And now someone is gonna pay And if you can’t get what you want Well it’s all because of me Many of the ponies started chearing Now dance, fucker, dance Man, I never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you’ll lead the way Show the light of day Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid Trust, deceived! With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Almost the whole town was now gathered around us. Now dance, fucker, dance He never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you So dance, fucker, dance I never had a chance It was really only you With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Clever alibis Lord of the flies Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives The ponies that were gathered around us started mobbing us. “Please! Stay back! All we need is money, we don’t need to be carried away!” I Yelled at the crowd, “We will play again in a few days! Just please give us some space!” after this was said the ponies started dropping some bits into my open saxophone case and walking away. “Well Blue, I think they liked us!” I said in a matter-of-factly tone. “I-I-I can believe it! I actually sang in front of people!” Blue said with so much pride in his voice it sounded like he was going to cry. “Good job bro! And if people ask, I think we should say we are actual brothers. It will stop a lot of confusion.” “Alright Yel, I think I’m going to get some food now!” Blue said then stopped, “Bro you got your cutie mark!” “I just happily nodded it off, “You got yours too! Yours is a microphone.” “Yours is a music note. I’m guessing because of all you’re musical talent.” Blue told me. “Anyways lets go get some food!” I exclaimed, “We need a place to stay. I don’t want to carry my instruments around everywhere!” Blue just nodded. “Let’s get some food then we can find a place to stay.” He replied. “I really want some food right now. I'm half starved!” we then walked over to a restaurant and sat down at an open table. “So Blue, how does it feel to be a singer?” I asked him with a smug tone. “Great! I feel like I finally can be myself!” he exclaimed with pure bliss in his eyes. “Hello, may I take your order?” asked the waiter that had walked up to us. “I’ll take a daisy salad.” I told the waiter. “I’ll have the same” said Blue. “Please bring two cups of water also!” “Right away my good sirs!” replied the waiter with a happy tone. “He was nice, well anyways now you know how I feel when I play music! Whenever I get an instrument near me I just want to play! That why I have so many.” I started up our conversation once more. “That makes sense. I always wondered why you played so much music. So did almost everyone at school!” Blue told me. “That, makes a lot of sense. People asked me all the time how I could stand playing so much music! I always shrugged it off thinking they thought I was just a band geek.” I replied amused. *CRASH* “AH!” Blue and I Yelped in perfect sync. “Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!” said the pony that just crashed right next to us. “You’re the ponies who just played that amazing music! I am a HUGE fan already!” “Yeah,” I chuckled, “We are! I’m Yellow Sound and that Blue Sprint! We are always happy to meet fans. Whats your name?” I asked but we both already new who this pony was. “My name is Rainbow Dash! I’m the fastest flier in all of Equestria! Dash boasted. “Alright then,” Blue said with a weak smile. “Hey dash,” I questioned, “Do you think you could do me a favor?” And make me a sandwich? I thought. “Sure anything!” she almost screamed at me. “Well, me and Blue here, one were brothers, two we were raise in a forest a couple miles away. Since we were raise by my dad who was an earth pony, I never learned how to fly.” I quickly told her. She just looked at me in total awe, “You, never learned to fly?! And if you were raised in a forest how did you get so many instruments?” I just looked very sad, “My mom was a musician. She died shortly after giving birth to Blue. I’m the older one so she gave me her instruments. Blue never met our mom; he doesn’t even know what she looked like.” I almost started crying, “My mom was an amazing person, even If I just knew her for one year, I could tell. She was one of the most amazing ponies I ever met.” Then I actually did start crying. This is something I’ve never told anyone! The only person who ever found out was Jace. This actually did happen to me. Blue just looked really pained. “Oh. I’m really sorry you to. I…I… never would have asked if I knew.” Dash said looking sad. “It’s okay. You couldn’t have known, I just wish I could see her one more time…” I said, “Anyways do you think you could teach me?” the sadness almost completely leaving me. “Of course I will!” Dash told me instantly. “Do you have a friend who could teach me how to use magic?” asked Blue very quietly. “Yeah, I actually do. I can take you to her if you want.” Dash said looking helpful. “That would be great!” I said immediately, “and one more thing, do you think I could stay at your place until I can afford my own?” Rainbow Dash thought about it for a while, “Sure but Blue cant stay with us. He’s not a Pegasus.” “Why? Don’t you live in a house like any normal pony?” Blue asked instantly. “No, I live in a cloud house. Only Pegasus ponies can walk on clouds.” Dash explained, “You really don’t know much about anything except music do you?” she said with a smirk on her face. “Nope,” Blue looked happy whilst saying this, “Music is our life. If there is a pony that knows more about music then Yellow here,” he pointed at me, “Then my life is turned upside down!” he said proudly. I blushed and said, “I don’t know that much about music Blue. And you do know more, you the most athletic pony I think that ever has and will exist!” I said with a wild smile on my face, “Mom would be proud of you.” Blue then looked happier than he ever had in his life. “You really think so?” he asked looking at me. “I know so.” I relied giving him a pat on the back. “d’awwwwwww!” Rainbow said looking at us, “That’s so sweet! Come one lets go to Twilights hosue and se can teach you how to use magic! She is the princess’s personal protégé!” Dash boasted, “And by the way Blue, you’re in the next iron pony contest with me and applejack!” Blue looked puzzled, “Applejack? Does she like work on an apple farm or something?” “Yeah, actually she does!” Rainbow looked at Blue, “how did you know that?” Blue looked amused, “I just guessed, anyways let’s go see this Twilight. I want to use magic already!” “Alright alright! Don’t get your hooves in a knot. After we show him to twilight I’ll start teaching you how to fly Yellow!” Dash said wildly. “Just call me Yel dash.” I told her, “Much easier and I don’t like being called a color, not sure about Blue though he never seemed to mind.” *NOM NOM NOM* I looked over to see Blue eating a sandwich. “Oh right we ordered food!” I facehoofed and began to eat. “Alright then, Yel do you want me to take your instruments up to my house?” Dash asked me. “That would be great thanks dash!” I told her. Rainbow Dash started taking my instruments up to her house. “She… is… so… hot…” came from Blue. “I see we have a looker here!” I teased him. “Shut the buck up and finish eating, I want to learn the way of the magics!” he retorted. “I’ve been done Blue. You are such a slow eater!” I teased him, because he wasn’t even half way done with his sandwich. “Holy horse apples you eat fast Yel!” he exclaimed, “I though you did like to eat fast! You always take so long to eat!” he started ranting. “When I want to eat fast, I eat fast!” I told him. Rainbow then came back “Done with the instruments… wow you eat fast Yel!” she told me as she sat down waiting for Blue. “Funny, Blue just said the same thing.” I chuckled to myself. “DONE!” exclaimed Blue, “Now let’s go I want to learn the magics!” Rainbow looked at us confused, “What?” “Don’t ask.” I stated. “Alright then, ALLON-Z!” Blue shouted. A brown earth pony with a hourglass cutiemark then looke up after hearing this. “Hmmmmm.”