The Grand Return of Mare Do Well

by Count_Pony001


Chapter 2: Lunch with a side of Discord!?

Mare Do Well walked over to Sugarcube Corner and ordered a Panini. She handed over 3 bits and got her order. she then sat down and thanked God for the food. she started eating.

Pinkie Pie saw Mare Do well and waved to her, but Mare Do Well didn't notice her, she yelled, "Hey Mare Do Well!"

Mare Do Well said, "Huh?" and noticed Pinkie Pie.

Mare Do Well said, "Oh Hi, Pinke!"

Pinkie Pie said, "So, how are you doing? I am doing well!"

Mare Do well sighed and said, "Not really well, I was minding my own business and there was a stallion who was robbing a bank with a gun and threaten to shoot a little filly, I yelled at him and pulled him close to me and asked him why, he was robbing a bank so he can pay back his rent." Pinkie gasp and a Pinkie was sweating. "Anyway the gun was unloaded and I told him to get out."

Pinkie Pie yelled, "That is so cool!"

Mare Do Well said, "Yeah, I don't like to brag but I am just trying to be honest, I think I did a good job."

Pinkie Pie nodded her head.

The Mare Do Well grabbed her sandwich using magic from her horn and she was about to bite till she heard screaming from outside."

Mare Do Well scoffed, roller her eyes and said, "What now? Another bank robbery?"

She looked outside and saw a Draconequus who was flipping houses upside down, turning ponies into fillies and making the clouds turn into Cotten candy, which was raining chocolate milk, he even turned the roads and grass into soap making it very slippery and making it hard for ponies to walk...

She said, "Who's he and why is he doing this?"

Pinkie Pie said, "Oh that is Discord, he was one of the villains that we fought to save Equestria. He loves making chaos and being a pain in the hooves.

Daring Do squinted her eyes and said, "He won't cause anymore chaos after I am done with him! Anyway, how did you defeat this, Discord dude?"

Pinkie yelled, "Oh that is so simple we get the elements of harmony and when we used them against Discord, we turn him into stone, but how did he break free?"

Mare Do Well said, "I will distract Discord you get your elements of harmony and come here and fight him. All heroes need help sometimes!"

Pinkie nodded her head and ran out of Sugarcube Corner.

Mare Do well walked outside of the SugarCube Corner and slipped on the soap road and then saying loudly, "Discord your days of Chaos are over!"

Discord spitted out the Choclate milk he was drinking and answered sternly, "Says who, show yourself?"

Mare Do Well stepped forward, slipped on the soapy roads and proudly said, "Your empire of chaos is about to crumble..."

The she added, "Like this cookie!" she then grabbed a cookie and crushed it with her hooves.

Discord said sarcastically, "Oh your right, please go ahead I will let you attack me first to make this fair..."

Mare Do well jumped into the shadows, Discord raised an eyebrow and said, "Huh? Where are you."
Mare Do well was behind Discord, she flew quickly and punched Discord in the head from behind. She then tackled him.
Discord manages to wiggle free, and kick Mare Do Well she went flying and hit the stop sign that was never there. she got a black eye from that. She then saw Discord walked up to her, but she nearly forgot that she has a unicorn horn. she uses magic to grab an upside-down house when Discord was walking up to her and dropped it on Discord.

Discord was struggling to wiggle free.
Mare Do Well joked, "Looks like you're in a real pickle now!"

Mare Do well said, "I am great with puns."


Finally, the Mane 6 came into the scene and struggled to maintain their balance on the soap road.

Rainbow Dash yelled, "Hey that is the Mare I met earlier today!"

Twilight said, "Gee, it looks like she already defeated discord. Rarity?"

Rarity said, "Yes Twilight!"

Rarity's horn started to glow purple, and she lifted the house from Discord and placed it back on where it originally was.

Discord ran away, whimpering, "Okay, Okay, you win Mare DO well, I am sorry, I will go!" He ran away and entered the Everfree Forest.

Rainbow Dash yelled, "Why that little-" She tried to fly to the Everfree Forest so she can fight Discord herself, but Apple Jack grabbed her tail with her mouth.

Apple Jack said, "Relax, Rainbow Dash, he's gone he won't be messin' with us, or mare Do well anytime soon!"

Mare Do Well said, "Oh hello, sorry I think I could handle Discord!"

Twilight said, "You did an awesome job!"

Rainbow Dash said, "Yeah, what you did was 20% cooler than anything I did! Don't tell anypony I said that!" She said pointing her hoof at Mare Do Well.

Then her, the mane 6 and Mare Do Well laugh.