Ben Cownie is a man who enjoyed helping out friends and doing as he was told. He wished he could go to the cartoon world and meet some of his favorite characters.
One day, his wish came true. He found a cartoon imagination shake toy in the attic. His mother and father decided it was time he would meet some of his favorite characters from different universes. He did the imagination shake and traveled from universe to universe, such as Ancient China (the home of Sagwa and her friends), Bikini Bottom (home of SpongeBob SquarePants), the Island of Sodor (home of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends), and Ponyville (home of Twilight Sparkle and her friends).
Most characters were impressed. Except for some characters Ben have a dislike to, especially Squidward Tentacles, Prince Blueblood and Angelica Pickles. They were very rude whenever he saw Ben. They would send off insults such as "YOU ARE WORTHLESS!", "WHAT A DIRTY OBJECT!" and "GET A LIFE YOU IDIOT!".
At last, Ben lost paitence.
"You two, why do you have to be so mean to me?! You're the biggest jerks I ever saw! Anyway, why do you think you're better than me?"
"I am the best person known to Bikini Bottom." Squidward answered.
"And I'm highly sprung." added Angelica Pickles.
"And I am too." finished Bluebloodc"We're ready for anything. You never see our looks dirty."
"Oh." Ben said. "I hear that one of you had to get a booster shot after taunting Tommy about it. And the next one had to be attacked by a seabear after ignoring SpongeBob's advice about one. And the last had to be punished by Rarity."
Squidward, Blueblood and Angelica were more furious. They hated being reminded about their own comeuppances and walked away in disgust. "WELL.....YOU STINK!" they called back as Ben laughed.
They teleported to the Island of Sodor, where James was there. "You guys okay?" he asked.
"Yes." Blueblood replied. "We three hate Ben. He's a worthless piece of monster who hates us."
James was cross. "Yeah, Ben is a horrible person." The three hopped onto his cab and went to fetch his next train. Duck, Sheegwa and Pinkie Pie were fetching a big goods train.
"DIRTY CARS AND DIRTY SIDINGS!" All four jerks snarled. "UGH!"
"Why do you hate freight cars?" asked Duck.
"They don't suit goods trains like me." snapped James.
"They're good for an engine like you." smiled Sheegwa.
"And you have to be careful with cars." Pinkie warned. "Cause you know, they're dangerous."
"PAH!" snapped James. "Says the pink pony idiot who thinks he knows everything more than I do."
"That's enough!" said Duck. "Gotta work on my branch line with Oliver." He steamed away.
James snorted off with his goods train as he, Blueblood, Squidward and Angelica grumbled about it.
At first the cars behaved nicely, but the four's foul mood annoyed them so much, they decided to pay them out. Soon they came to Gordon's Hill. James should've known better than to ignore the signs saying "Goods trains pin down brakes". But he didn't care. He was too busy thinking about what he would say to Ben when they next met.
Suddenly the freight cars found their chance! "HURRAH! HURRAH!" they laughed loudly and with great effort, they pushed everyone down the hill.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!" screamed James as the cars surged against him, Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood.
"On on on!" cackled the cars.
"OH NO!" screamed Angelica. "WE'RE ON A RUNAWAY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Squidward. "NOT A RUNAWAY!"
"GET US OUT OF HERE!" wailed Blueblood.
The train went faster and faster as they approached the last station.
"I'VE GOT TO STOP!" screamed James.
There was worse to come.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed all four.
James crashed into a pair of coal cars pulled by Edward and Applejack. Coal flew everywhere and landed all over the place.
James was covered in coal soot, and so were Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood who suffered major injures, and the coal cars were in pieces. James at least wasn't hurt.
"Oh no! Now we're in trouble!" groaned James.
Just then Nia arrived with the Breakdown Train, followed by Thomas. Ben got out of Nia's cab and saw the mess with delight.
"Here guys!" he called. "Whatever are those four dirty objects over there!"
"It's James, as well as three of your worst enemies: Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood!" answered Thomas. "They're all dirty!"
"Yeah, all dirty!" smiled Nia.
"It's their shapes." said Ben. "Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood say they're better than us, and you never see them dirty. As for James, he has gotten his paint dirty multiple times. Today is another time he got his paint dirty."
"I agree!" smiled Pinkie.
"It serves them right for being rude today!" teased Sagwa who was on Nia's cab.
"I was gonna say that!" giggled Twilight who was on Thomas' cab.
"SHUT UP!" screamed James. "Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood are badly injured, and they're gonna be taken to their hospitals. And my paint is all dirty again so it isn't funny."
After two more minutes of mocking, everyone cleared up the mess and Thomas and Nia helped James back to the sheds, while Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood were taken to the hospitals in their universes.
Few days later, at the Sagwa universe set in ancient China, Squidward, Blueblood and Angelica was sent to the cages at the alley. The Alley Cats who heard the story from the Mane 7 and Miao kittens and laughed about it.
"Serves them right for always showing off!" laughed Jet-Jet.
"We may be teasers but they're worse than us." remarked Wing-Wing. "And we at least care for Sagwa and her siblings. No matter when we get michevious, Sagwa does do a good thing making sure we're not always michevious."
"Even tolerable antiheroes like us are liked by Ben Cownie." Lik-Lik finished. "Those three are nothing but selfish."
"Ugh! I hate this alley!" muttered Squidward.
"This stinks." groaned Angelica.
"I want my mommy!" cried Blueblood.
"Shut up." shouted Twilight from somewhere.