I am not a perfect man, I never claimed to be. However, there are times where I wish I was perfect.
In certain aspects at least.
Now, I was in those times.
'This castle is a maze.' I thought as I took a random direction.
When I first got to the castle, The guards managed to ...go in such a way where it was quick. However, what the common person such as myself didn't realize, was that the castle was much bigger on the inside...filled with an uncountable number of floors, walkways, and hidden pathways.
I wish I actually kept track of where I was going in the castle so I would remember when going out, instead of just sightseeing.
I sighed.
I made it to the end of the hallway before making another left.
Between my attempts to find an exit out of this castle, I caught a couple of guards staring at me.
I assumed they were staring at me with curiosity... or at least they looked like they were curious. It was pretty hard to tell because they were pretty stoic.
I didn't care though, as my main focus was finding my way back to my house.
If only I could get out of this castle.
I sighed once again.
'Now I know how Zoro from One Piece, feels all the time.'
Reaching the end of the hallway, I turned randomly to the right.
"Thou art lost?" a voice asked, "Thou should hath asked us for directions." a young familiar voice responded. I tilted my head to look, only to find that the princesses were slowly walking toward me.
I nodded to them in greeting,
"Hello, your majesties," I said calmly, noticing a pair of guards with the princesses; as to be expected.
"How's the day going."
The hall was ending with two pathways to turn on the end. I turned to the left.
Noticing that this wasn't an exit I sighed in disappointment but kept going.
Celestia and Luna followed me, "Why didn't thou tell us, thou was an alien?" Celestia asked excitedly, "I have so many questions!"
"The questions would have to wait I am afraid." I grumbled, " unless you know the way out of this accursed maze."
"Thou art going the other way from when thou had came" Luna answered amused, I blinked pausing mid-step... before turning to her. My expression shifted to a blank look.
"You're serious?"
She smirked.
I resisted the urge to sigh, "Well...I am trusting you to...lead me back out of my this castle..."
"Tis only just the castle my dear huuman." Celestia said, "What about the city?"
"I'll figure it out."
Celestia frowned, "What mare would I be to let thy Stallion wander through the streets alone?"
I raised an eyebrow at her, "I think I can take care of myself your majesties." I said flatly.
"Yet thou cannot make thou way out of the castle grounds." Luna mocked.
I ignored her; which in return, caused her eyebrows to twitch.
Celestia shook her head and grabbed my hand.
She had really soft hands.
"Come on..." she said. "We shall show you Thine way."
"So, we are out of the castle now." I said, "Thanks for that by the way. Now I shall be on my way."
"And let Thou get lost again?" Luna asked with a raised eyebrow.
I shrugged. "I know my way now...I should be fine."
"Tis exactly like before." Celestia smirked, "Come now...we shall lead thee, to Thine house."
"...OK."
"...No, we do not eat grass, well I can. But I prefer not too. It does not digest well. But we do eat Fruit's...vegetables Carbs such as pasta and Pizza...."
The three of us had been talking about the habits of humans, I indulged them because why not. I see know reason why to hide it.
Though you know what. Humans are violent they are not all bad, so I was talking about the good of humanity and we ended up on the question, what do humans eat."
Celestia scrunched her nose up in confusion."What Art Pizza?"
I paused...glancing at her, "You don't have pizza?"
"We hath not heard of Tis...Pizza of yours."
"..." I knew about this, but it still was hard to take in. I should learn how to cook it. Now I should have some spare in the refrigerator from last night. My last couple of slices...
That doesn't matter, they need to know of heaven's gift...
The one called Pizza.
"Pizza is a divine food." I said, "If you don't know about Pizza, then I assume you know nothing of the other delicacies my world had."
I looked onward to the road
"I''ve got to get you some Pizza." I stated firmly, "Your lucky I still have some stored up in the fridge.
"Thou art not getting the Royal Highnesses anything!" A guard finally spoke after being silent all this time. "For all, we know Thine food could be poison."
I almost laugh at loud at that unless I have a death wish, why would I even attempt to harm the princesses?
I have no power.
I have no Magic.
Faust?
She can, I assume; create life
With her daughters.
Celestia can...or potentially can...as I hadn't seen her do it yet, move the Sun on her own with ease; as Luna with the moon.
So, poison? Nice Joke, If I wanted to be hunted or murdered. Feel free to Poison the princess. However, I like my life where it is.
I am not a psychopath.
Just an Average guy from Maryland USA trying to live to see another day.
I snapped out of my daze as Celestia and Luna gave the guard a look. I continued onward. I was not going to worry, worry would only lead things to become worse.
"I'm not a murderer." I said flatly, "As I am not a murderer, I am not a threat either."
I was tempted to say unless I were to be attacked then I would have a right to defend myself. But I had to be careful, I knew of the show. But I also know of fanfiction. I knew how poorly they could react to the words to defend themselves. They might consider me to be violent.
"I agree with thee." Celestia said with a small grin, "If this huuman was indeed violent, thou would hath indeed harmed us the moment we broke into Thine house."
....
Silence.
I nodded my head at her in acknowledgment.
"Thank you."
She smiled at me.