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// Cell Vs. Trixie. 
// Story: Cell Vs. Equestria. 
// by The_Chill_Author 
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Cell stood in the center of his arena out in the middle of nowhere - surprising, I know - his arms folded in front of his chest, his head facing forward and his eyes unblinking. It was silent in his arena - which he had done best to replicate the original, but even still, that one fucking tile was still green. Oh, how it irked him, how it irked him so! But he would bear with it, he wouldn't care about that very out of place and annoying green tile, as long as he gets a good fight out of his tournament, he would be okay. 

...Who were the fighters of this planet? How capable are they? As much as he knew, there were only a handful of fighters that could move celestial objects while he could level them. Should he teach them to use Ki? Nah, that’d be stupid, he may be patient but he isn’t that patient. Although a thought crossed his mind, he felt like he was missing something. As if he forgot his keys, or rather his phone, no, what would be the right analogy to describe this feeling he had?

Cell blinked, as it all clicked into his mind. He forgot to make his announcement to the world of his plans for it. He groaned and slapped himself upside the head, “How dumb can I be? Well, at least this gives me more time to have some R&R before deciding in ten days to blow the whole planet sky high. Or should I say vacuum high? No, that doesn’t roll off the tongue that well… Abyss high? Space high? No, no…” The Perfect being began to ramble on as he began to think of a good replacement word for ‘sky’.

In the distance and on the trail to the Cell Games arena rode a wagon, pulling the wagon was a blue unicorn wearing a performer outfit. Stars littering her clothing as she walked towards the arena, confused. ‘Paths usually lead to towns, what the hay is this?’ The unicorn asked herself as she closed in on the arena, she pulled her wagon to the side as she got close enough and unhooked herself from it. 

“No, no, the empty and devoid of life high? Damn it, I’m being moronic!” Cell exclaimed, crossing his arms. “Void high, that sounds somewhat good, but then again it sounds like a highschool for edgelords.”

“Excuse me, bug creature,” The unicorn began, only for the perfect being to ignore her.

“Abyssal Void high, oh my god, that’s edgy. Maybe I should just stick to sky high, but that’s boring!” Cell groaned.

“Excuse me! Trixie is talking to you!” Trixie yelled, causing Cell to turn to look at her with crossed arms.

“Did you just refer to yourself in third person?” He raised an eyebrow, to which Trixie huffed.

“Yes, Trixie did, it is to add flair to Trixie's alluring personality.” She scoffed, stroking her mane before it flapped in the wind, nearly taking off her magic hat.

“Uh huh, okay, and what’s with the hat? Are you some kind of magician?” Cell asked, to which Trixie nodded.

“Why of course, Trixie is, Trixie is the great and powerful, the greatest magician to ever live!” Trixie boasted, Cell just nodded, not really caring but hey, free entertainment.

“Oh really? Then show me a trick then,” Cell smirked.

“That’d be three bits, please.” Trixie said, taking out her hat and holding it out in front of her. 

‘So much for the free entertainment,’ Cell shrugged before reaching a hand out in a random direction, Trixie tilted her head before three shining gold streaks of light managed to hit Cell’s palm. Closing his palm and opening it in front of himself he counted before tossing three bits into Trixie’s hat. “Show me some cool tricks, pony.”

Trixie’s mouth was agape, she had never seen such an intense mastery of telekinesis. Heck, this creature could possibly rival the princesses in terms of telekinesis, or might be on the same level as Twilight Sparkle. The girl snarled as the name popped up into her mind; Twilight Sparkle, that purple bookworm-ed bi-

“So, no tricks then?” Cell asked, tilting his head to the side.

“Trixie apologizes, Trixie shall perform right now.” The unicorn put the hat back on top of her head, her horn lit up as she levitated the green tile from the arena floors. Concentrating, she split it into pieces and formed little rock birds that flew around Cell, then combining into an earth pony, then switching into a small dragon, and then Perfect Cell himself. The stone split apart into several small pieces then twirled around the perfect being, then, they all lit up in a blue glow. Then, the fragments took off to the sky, forming a circle before splitting off and reforming back on the tile, and using her magic, she turned the green tile into a color that matched with the rest of the arena.

Cell was impressed. Not by the fancy tricks no, but the tile was no longer green, it was how it should be. He turned to Trixie and clapped his hands together, “Bravo, bravo indeed Trixie, I applaud you.”

“Tch, at least someone does.” Trixie said before she sat down, “Business hasn’t been the same since that damn Sparkle girl screwed Trixie over.”

‘How droll, a backstory.’ Cell thought to himself, before his inner Frieza spoke to him. ‘...I could use her.’ He cleared his throat, to interrupt Trixie. “Say, Trixie, wasn’t it?”

“Yes?” She replied.

“What if I teach you some tricks of mine so you can get revenge on this… Sparkle girl.” Cell said, causing Trixie’s eyes to light up, however, she was still cautious.

“And in return?” Trixie inquired.

“You teach me about this world and the fundamentals of it, because if you couldn’t tell, I’m more lost than a Majin in a Gym.” While Trixie couldn’t understand the funny words Cell said, she didn’t really care, all that matters was revenge. “Deal?”

“Deal.”