//------------------------------// // Prologue // Story: Human House in Equestria // by Star Dawn //------------------------------// I took a sip of coffee...a long sip of coffee. This was not what I had envisioned, I had not planned for my house to be in a random location, filled with...creatures I had never before seen... I took a sip of my coffee as I stared down two kids with wings and a horn...they are quite beautiful after all...I looked down them, they were the ones who broke into my house. Now I have read and watched a lot of Izekai stories to know that I am probably in a different world... They looked pretty majestic and cute too. In an adorable cuddly sort of way... "Didn't your parents ever tell you not to break into other peoples houses?" I asked flatly as I gazed at them, They flinched at the sound of my voice, and were frightened beyond belief. "W-we are sorry..." The white kid spoke, "Please don't eat us." I raised my eyebrow, "I don't eat sapient beings so you can relax." They did, "So what art thou?" the creature asked, and I took another long sip of coffee. "I'm a human." She tilted her head, which made her look even more adorable than she already was. Before she stared at me curiously. "A Huuman?" she asks confused, "What's that?" "You mean you never heard of human's before?" "We hath heard of many creatures before..." The white one said cheerfully, "We hath heard of dragons, we hath heard of griffins, we hath heard of changelings, we hath heard of sea-ponies, and we hath heard of Manticores, and Hydra's, but we hath not heard of this Huu...man.... before..." I took another sip of my coffee, as I took in everything the white one had said, 'So...mythology creatures roam the land in this world. Including the fearsome manticores, dragons, and hydra...just my luck.' My mind went back to documentaries, and multiple fanmade pictures, and multiple videogames based on the said things, and shook off the feeling of panic, now was not the time to panic, it would only make things worse. I took another sip of my coffee. "So...." I said calmly, "I would ask that you quickly go back to your home, your mother and your father is probably worried about you." "Mother...we do not hath a father..." The Blue one said, "Do you...not know who we are?" I tilted my head at her my eyes traveling back to her crown on her head, I took a sip of my coffee. "Should I?" 'We are well known." The White one said, "You should be able to tell who we are?" "I don't know who you are." I said flatly, 'But I do feel like I should.' "We art, Celestia and Luna...Princesses, of Equestria..." The second she said that I froze. My eyes suddenly went wide as I remember brief flashes of cartoon backpacks pictures and even multiple versions of fanfictions on fimfiction.net. So, that's where I was.... I took a rather long sip of my coffee, only to frown when my lips touched nothing, I sighed... "You mares better get back home where you belong." I said with a sip of my coffee..."I wouldn't want to have your mother...the queen?" They nodded, "Yes, the queen coming for me, and she will. Believe, also...it's not safe for you to be out here all by yourself. I assume that you are all here by yourself too right?" They both smiled sheepishly at me, I shook my head, and smiled ruefully, "Kids will be kids, now off with you too, lest you get into harms way." They nodded, "We will be back." The blue one said, "Tis was a pleasure meeting with thou." I nodded my head, and raised my coffee mug, it was nice to meet you too." They left...the same way they came...now it was interesting seeing them fly out the window.. I never seen a person fly before in real life... I looked at my empty coffee mug and sighed again, before I got up slowly from where I was sitting and went to grab which could quite possibly be my last cup of coffee I would ever have in my life. "Halt creature!" I paused, as I stared at the dozens of what I assumed to be, Royal, guards who had...broken into my house quite literally, but they busted the door instead of the princesses way, I stared at them flatly, I could expect children to do this, but grown adults? They could have just knocked and I would have opened the door for them. Then again I was a strange creature never before seen who had made contact with their...precious princess, something I assume due to there reaction. I took another sip of coffee. Before I put it down, and raised my hands gently, showing no reaction of panic, merely calmness, I was trying to be calm anyway. I didn't want the panic to cloud my thoughts on the present. "By order of Queen Faust, You are to come with us!" I tilted my head curiously, I had my suspicions, and this of all things confirmed it. I still had one question in my head. "May I take one last sip of coffee before I come with you?" They stared at me neutrally before they all looked at what I assumed was there leader, oh need I remind you they were all female. At least I assume, no males have curves like that. The leader nodded it's head. "Very well," she said, much to my surprise, "Make it quick." I took one more final cup of coffee, savoring every last moment, and once I ran out of liquid I put the cup down and stood up, I glanced up, I was a bit surprised at how small I was compared to them before I nodded, "Very well....let us be on our way." The trip to and through civilization was crazy...it was nothing like the show, but still very majestic to look at. Citizens looked at us curiously, and eyed me with caution, as to be expected. I think. We made it through the castle...which was admittedly one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my entire life... Setting on her throne was one of the most beautiful woman I had ever seen even if by alien standards....the red hair the eyes that rivaled the oceans. Next to her where her daughters, Celestia and Luna if I may, Whose expressions brightened upon seeing me. I was very nervous, but I steeled myself and ignored it, I wasn't going to let my nervousness get the best of me at a time like this. I should have asked to bring my coffee mug with me. "Your highness, we have brought the creature!" The leader said with a bow. Faust nodded her head, eyes never leaving mine. "Thou did well commander Hurricane," she said which made my heart leap for a split second. "Thou are dismissed." The commander bowed before she and the rest of the guards departed. She looked at me curiously, "So you are the strange creature that I caught my daughters sneaking off too." Her eyes narrowed, "What art thou intentions."