A gray pegasus, with a fake moustache, a handkerchief on her head, spectacles, and overalls stands in the green pasture on a nice summer day. She holds an open letter in her hooves.
“Hello. My name…is…Derpy...Hooves. And, I am…here…to read you…a letter…from…the…writer. He says, ‘Dear fellow B-
“…B-
“…B-
“…Brrrr-
“…Bra-
“…Bro-
“…Braw-
“…Brownies. ‘Dear fellow Brownies, I wish…to apologize…for my behavior…in the last…chapter. That was…
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"...'sitting of…me.' Odd way to spell 'sitting.'
"'It was downright...de...plow...abe...l. I wish...that you would...have...in your hearts...to forgive me...you bunch of...N-
"...N-
"...Ni-
"...Ni-
"...Nig-
"...Nig-
"...Oh...'Nightmare Moon Fans. I was just very...very...frus...trait...ing for me to not see...as much...comments...as I...would have like...to...pee?'
"Sorry, it's hard to read this guy's handwriting. And he asked me to dress like this and talk like this. We'll get thought this, I promise.
"Ahem.
"'Buck you all, you...sons of...' Oh, that was crossed out, I guess I was not supposed to read that part.
"'You guys...are...swell. So far...I have received...nothing but...love. I even have a 100%...thumbs up. And, all...of the...comments...have been really...nice. Thirty comments is...pretty...good. Course...thirty thousand...would have been...better.' Oops, that was crossed out as well.
"'Anywho, I'm sure...all of you...would like to know...when I would...return to this story. My answer...go to...'
"Okay, seriously, I cannot read this handwriting. Plus, I look like an idiot dress up like this. I mean, who even wear like this? This is so bad, this will give Rarity a heart attack. And, this voice I have to do. Man, it is so annoying. Like that voice actor in those stupid videos on the internet. I mean, do I seriously sound like that? Man, I get no respect."
She crumbles up the paper and tosses it into the trash bin. She flies off, still mumbling "And, why the heck would he write a letter to brownies?"