The Cake family was gone form my house now and, I was leavened behind with shelf upon shelf of there Work. Bread's and cake's and pie's and eclare's and patsy's, oh my.... I gobbled and gabbled until they were gone, indulging in the Sin of Gluteus....
The Pie's I ate seemed to form shapes of Baby Faces while I ate them, begging and for there Lives, but laughed did I with snarf and sinister as I masturcated my teeth and swallowed them all. "Hmmm, yum yummy baby pies," I canceled with ghee.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
There was a nock at the door then that disrupted me from my eating and fantasy of baby. Frowning with annoyed, "Who the damn fuck hell could that be?" I profaned. I Strummed to the door wiping my face with the Bible and arrived at the door with a clean face but a filthy soul...... and I opened with my horn (I am a unicron).
Outside was the pony of yellow and pink who I gimped outside my house after removing the Cock family from it. She was looking at me with something in her Orbs that I could not quite identity...... a feeling that I had not known since.....
No! I immediantly shook my Head to force the thought of goodness out of it, and I blared at her with the force of ten thousand satanic bonfires in my hard dry pupils. "Well! What is it?" I boamed at her, spreading my arm's wide like my dad Dark Soul used to when I would ask him if I could sleep on the bed instead of in the used condom and needle storage shed in the AIDS clinic in the hospical where I was born.
The pony of yellow shakened her quick, tiptapping to side from side, her hare began to sway and swoo, to and fry as she swam thru the feelings of shyness and quiet. It reminded me of........ NO! I could not let myself feel such things!!!
Spreading my wings wide (I am a pegasus) I again said........ "WELL! What is it?"
The mare, who's name was Fluttershy but I did not know that yet said. "Um well, I could not help but notice that you kicked Mister and Missus Cake and there Baby, Baby Cake out of the house, I'm sure you had a good reason for that but um well could you tell me why you did it?"
I felt myself coughing with the Soot of Fury, black powdered cumming out of my mouth and my nose in big huge glurts. She was questioning me? Me?!?!?! I reared up high onto my back hoofs that were full of strength and connection to earth (I am a earth pony). And said..........
"HA! DON'T KID YOURSELF!"
Then stepping back into the house I slammed the door in Fluttershy's face, and contrapsed to the floorbordello, exerted with rage after my demonstration of darkness. I could still here Fluttershy outside on the door, scritching and scratching like a cat wanting dad to wake up and get him breakfast munches but, the munches she was after I could not give her and the time for the breakfast of my soul............ was over.
The soot that came out of my nose and my mouth was the soot of sin, a sin I committed when I was born right away, and that soot I breathed out when I walked through the house was the worst sin of them all........... the sins of sinning...
I gazed up at the pastry's and the cake's that the Cook family had made, the ones that I ateand also the ones I had not ate..... next to them was some bread of Whole Grain and I knew that it was something I would never be........ whole.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I sooted loudly, the sin of soot emerging from my lung's. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I screamed soot until the house was as black inside as my lungs were inside too.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
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