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// Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"YER AN ALICORN, DASHIE!" Pinkie Pie ripped Rainbow Dash's front door off its hinges and bashed the pegasus over the head with it. 

"I'mawhatnow?" Rainbow yawned, clearly unfazed by the six-inch-thick steel door that had just broken over her head. She rubbed her eyes. 

"The DNA tests match up." Twilight entered the room behind Pinkie. "You're 120% Celestia."

"Oh, well I guess that means I'm 20% cooler than Celesti--"

"No no, I mean you're a clone of Celestia that's somehow more Celestia than Celestia herself. You're a defect. Though, if you're more Celestia than Celestia is, does that mean that you now have the right to rule in her place? How is it even possible to be over 100% identical?"

Rainbow Dash watched Twilight devolve into a muttering, shambling puddle of pony.