//------------------------------// // The interview // Story: The Royal Three // by Kingstar008 //------------------------------// July 2 1009 (2009) 9:20 AM Castle throne room ===•••=== It was another beautiful sunny day in the capital city of Canterlot, and for Atlas and Celestia it was a surprisingly easy day. Despite the fact that Luna came down with a fever, to Artemis being put it charge as the head architect for the rebuilding of the ballroom. It was only the solar monarch and her political advisor in the throne room. Since it was only the two of them, they weren’t complaining. In fact, they were fine with this arrangement, especially Celestia. “OK Atlas who’s next on the list today? “ “It’s a reporter from the Cantorlot times. Should I let the guards know to let her in?” Hearing the word reporter soured the sun princess's mood a bit. Ever since the end of the Gala, citizens and those abroad became more interested in the humans, especially mares. It even got to the point where gossip magazines had entire section just talking about them. And since she has a major crush on him, it’s getting hard for her compose for self anytime even one of them got close to him But since the Canterlot times was not known for gossip. She hopes that the reporter was just going to ask something about politics. She hope. “Do you know why she’s here?” “No, I do not but maybe she’s here to ask some questions about the cleanup process in the ballroom or something political” Atlas responded while looking through his notepad. “Let her in anyway, let’s see what she has to ask us today.” After Atlas gave the green light to open the doors, the reporter from the Canterlot times came in. She had an aqua blue coat with a white mane and tail. She was wearing a white dress shirt with black pants with black high heels. She looked like she was the same age as Atlas, maybe a bit older. But the thing that caught Atlas’ attention was the fact that she had no fur on her at all. And that was saying something since all the ponies that Atlas encounters had barely any fur at all. And that was when he realized the reporter was a sea pony. “Hello, my dear subject, what business do you have coming to day court today?” Celestia said with a cheerful smile. “Well, your majesty, I just want to let you know I’m not here for you exactly” the sea pony said. “Oh, then what brings you here today then?” Celestia ask confused. “I want to ask Mr. Atlas a question if you don’t mind” This cause Celestia to become a bit suspicious of the reporter, but she decided to see how things will play out. “Well, I don’t mind. Atlas, do you mind?” “Yeah, I don’t mind” The reporter turned her attention to Atlas. “Before I ask, may I introduce myself. My name is Mira breeze and as you already know, I am a reporter from the Cantorlot times. Is nice to finally meet you. Mira said with a bow. “Likewise, Mrs. Breeze. I would introduce myself as well, but you already know my name. So, what do you want to ask me?” It was right at this moment Celestia started listening closely to their conversation. “Well, me and studio was wondering if you and your two other siblings would like to come over and have an interview in front of a live audience” Mira said, hoping he will say yes. This question shocked Atlas. “W..Wow, I wasn’t expecting that to be honest. If you don’t mind me asking, what type of questions are you going to ask?” “Well, since there’s going to be a few scientists and historians in the audience, I am going to ask you three questions about your home world and facts about your species.” Mira said. “After this interview is over are you going to put this on the paper or is this just a one exclusive event?” Atlas asks getting a bit interested at this point. “This is definitely going to be on the front page.” “And when will this take place?” “This interview will take place tomorrow afternoon at 2 PM” “Before I accept, I’m going to call Apollo and Artemis to see if they’re available at that time. Just give me a minute.” “Actually, can I watch you take this ‘call’? Mira said taking her notepad and pencil out of her breast pocket. “Umm…. ok? … I’m just going to be over there. “ After Atlas walks a few feet away from Celestia’s throne, he decided to call Apollo first. ===•••=== Apollo P.O.V Luna’s bedroom Apollo never thought when he first arrived in Equestria would he be taking care of the princess of the night. And yet he’s doing that exact thing. After finishing their nightly jog with Luna, she decided to challenge him to race from the castle to Main Street, a good mile away. Despite the fact it was starting to rain. Hard. When Apollo voiced his concerns about having a race in pouring rain, Luna called him a chicken for not wanting to race her. After she called Apollo, all those names he could not back down from the challenge. Even though the race ended in a tie, Luna did win one thing, though. A high, 99° fever. Despite the fact that she could barely have the strength to stand, and having a very sore throat, Luna felt that she was well enough to complete her duties for the day. Even ignoring pleads the castle staff and Apollo. And then to no one surprise, she collapsed in the middle of the hallway while trying to get to the throne room on time. After dragging her back to her bedroom with the help of Atlas and a few castle staff, Apollo volunteered to take care of Luna, since he was technically the reason why she was in this predicament in the first place. Taking care of the sick princess was easier than Apollo had thought. After helping her change out of her business suit attire into yoga pants and a T-shirt (with her consent, of course) all he had to do was make sure that she was comfortable, and that she stays in bed, which was very hard to do since she pretty much mastered the art of sad puppy dog eyes. (9:25 A.M) Since he had nothing else to do, the human was playing Temple run on his phone. Since the night princess was asleep, the room was pretty much in darkness. The only visible light was from his phone screen and the intricate dim lights all over her room and floor, making it look like he was in the middle of a beautiful constellation. Then, out of nowhere his phone started ringing. Causing him to nearly drop it, and almost having a heart attack. It didn’t help that his ringtone was crazy train. After a few seconds of trying to turn off the ringtone he succeeded by put the phone on mute. He looked to his right to see Luna starting to stir. luckily, she didn’t wake up. Breathing a sigh of relief Apollo got up from his chair and follow the glow in the dark star pattern on the floor toward Luna’s bathroom. After he quietly close the door and turning on the light. He looked at his phone screen to see which one of his siblings was calling him. ‘Of courses it’s Atlas’ Apollo thought as he answered the call. Apollo: “OK what do you want?” Atlas: Sorry Apollo I know you’re busy and all that, but I was wondering if you are free tomorrow by 2 PM” Apollo: “Yeah, I should since Luna’s condition has been slowly improving. Why do you ask?” Atlas: "Well, a reporter came by today and told me she wants to have an interview with you, me and Artemis in front of a live public audience” Apollo: “let me get this straight. You called me, just to ask if I am interested in joining your Ted talk?” Atlas: “…. Yes” Apollo: “But aren’t you just a little big concern that there will be more of those crazy fan mares somewhere in the audience?” Atlas: “Maybe but the reporter told me they’ll be a few scientists and historians in there since they’re also curious about our species and earth’s history. And since this is a studio we’re going to I’m guessing they’re going to have a bit of security to hold them back.” Apollo: “Well, since I have nothing to do on my day off tomorrow, count me in. It’ll be pretty interesting to see what was like to be interviewed like that.” Atlas: “Yes, I knew I could convince you. All right since I got an answer out of you, I will let you go to take care of your “special someone” Apollo: “Why did you whisper that last part?” “Because the reporter is a few feet away from me, and I don’t want her to spread any rumors” Atlas whispered Apollo: "Before I hang up, are we allowed to wear casual clothing?” Atlas: “Yes” Apollo: “All right then see you later” Atlas: “See Ya” After Apollo ended the call, he turns off the lights in the bathroom and open the door. Only to see an empty bed and the bedroom doors were wide open. This only mean one thing. “God dammit she escaped” ===•••=== Artemis P.O.V Royal ballroom (construction zone) (9:29 A.M) “All right guys looking good so far. Make sure it’s secured to the ceiling, or else it would end up like the old one.” Artemis was currently supervising his construction workers installing the final but biggest piece in the messy puzzle that started three days ago. A beautiful crystal chandelier. When Artemis first took the job as the head architect for rebuilding the ballroom, trying to get all the construction workers to listen to him was like pulling teeth. Most of the workers listen to him, since he was highly qualified, and the princesses approved of his position. But since all of them were at least 15 to 20 years older than Artemis, some of them did not want to listen to him at all. But what they did not know was that he was not a pushover like some people his age, and they had to learn the hard way. After that, they all respected his authority. After they finish installing the massive chandelier, Artemis notice his phone was ringing. After looking at his screen and seeing that it was Atlas calling him, Artemis walked towards the garden. Away from the construction site so he could properly hear his phone. Without the sound of power tools drowning it out. Artemis:” Hey, what’s up?” Atlas: “Hey Artemis, I know you’re busy and all dealing with the reconstruction all that but when are you going to be done with the project?” Artemis: "It should be done around 6 or 7PM. Why do you ask?” Atlas: "Well, the reason why I am calling you right now is because there’s a reporter here and she asked me if you want to join Apollo and me in an interview in front of a live audience tomorrow.” Artemis: “Why do they want to interview us?” Atlas: “well apparently after the gala, we became pretty famous not only in Equestria but in foreign countries as well” Artemis: "That makes sense, but do you know what they are going to ask us?” Atlas:” They’re going to ask us is a bit about ourselves, and what life is like on planet earth.” Artemis: “That’s it?” Atlas: “Yeah, that’s pretty much it” Artemis: "Well, in that case I’m in” Atlas: "Well in that case, I’ll leave you alone until the reporter the good news” Artemis: "All right, goodbye” After Artemis ended the call, he suddenly heard the sound of something big falling down to the ground. He ran back into the ballroom, only to see a big cloud of dust. After the dust cleared, it turns out one of the scaffoldings surrounding one of the pillars has suddenly collapsed. Artemis could feel his right eye lid beginning to twitch. “Note to self, never leave these idiots unattended” ===•••=== (9:33) “Well, I have good news for you Mira both of my siblings are coming to the studio tomorrow” Atlas said with a smile. Mira couldn’t contain her excitement. And pulled the human into a hug. “Thank you, thank you thank you. You don’t know how big of an opportunity this is for me” This shocked both atlas and Celestia at the same time. “Whoa, whoa it’s OK you don’t Have to thank me. And also, can you let go of me... I can’t breathe.” “Oops, sorry about that” Mira said, after releasing Atlas from the hug. “It's OK just next time give me a warning.” ‘Good Lord, you have a strong grip.’ “Is there anything else I need to know before you go?” Atlas said while trying to get much needed oxygen. “Instead of walking to the studio, you will be arriving there in a carriage. A luxury one to be exact. It will meet you in front of the castle gates at 1:50 on the dot. “Is there anything else you want to tell me?” “Nope, that’s it” Well, in that case. I’ll see you tomorrow. After saying her goodbyes to Atlas, she bows in front of Celestia‘s throne and left the throne room. Officially ending day court. “She seems like a nice pony. Right Celes…” When the human turned around to face his boss/friend sitting on her throne. Instead of having a positive or cheerful smile. Instead, her face had a pretty serious look on it. It didn’t help that instead of wearing her usual regal dresses she was wearing a gray business suit attire with black high heels. Similar to what Wall Street executives would wear. Making her look a bit more intimidating. “Are you all right Tia?” “(sigh)It’s nothing I just have a bad feeling about this. That’s all.” The sun princess said. “What do you mean?” “It’s just anytime a reporter is coming to the court. Their companies usually give us a head up at least. Then again, I should have expected this.” Atlas knew where this was headed. “Let me guess you’re getting concerned about their recent actions aren’t you” “(sigh)Yes, yes I am. Ever since the end of the gala, the papers keep on trying to get the latest scoop about your daily lives often breaching your privacy.” “You got a point there. I remember the look on your face you were testing out your new radio and found out that Phoenix times had somehow found out that we can swim with photo evidence and everything. But the fallout was pretty hilarious though.” “And I had to make sure that Luna didn’t break their door down and find who ever got pass security and took a photo of you swimming in the Hot Springs.” Celestia said, while pinching the bridge of her nose. “And now I know to never get on her bad side” Atlas responded. Celestia got up from her throne and walk down the stairs to get face to face with her advisor. Atlas could see that the princess had a worry look in her eyes. “To be honest, I was hoping that you would say no to her because I don’t want you or your siblings to be put an awkward part from the questions, they might ask you. This might cause even more harassment from them. I’m just worried that if you do this interview, all it’s going to do is escalate things even more with your “fans” and the paparazzi.” “Celestia, you don’t have to worry, you adorable sunbutt.” He then pat Celestia on the head. "We will be fine. You’re acting like we’re going on vacation in Detroit.” Celestia, Ignore the human’s confidence smile and the fact that he padded her on the head like she was shorter than him. And a blush appeared on her face. Atlas noticed it but decided not to mention it. “But are you sure that you will be fine during this event? if you need a royal guard to escort yo- “ “No guards Tia. We don’t need any help with this. Besides if me and my brothers could survive New York City, Black Friday, and early 2000s, I think we can handle a few crazy fan girls and reporters.” Celestia sigh and gave Atlas a small smile. “If you really want this, I won’t stop you. but if things start going south, let’s just say I told you so.” “Well since day court is over, I’m going to deal with some non-royal business. See you later Tia.” And with that Atlas walks out of the throne room, leaving the solar monarch by herself with two royal guards standing at the doors. Celestia was now deep in thought. Sometimes all she wants is to defend Atlas from this mess, but since he rejected her help, she has to respect that. He is an adult after all. But she was concerned that atlas is jumping headfirst into a situation that he might not be able to handle. But despite all of that, he still had that smile that beamed a lot of confidence. Even know she wish that he would ask for help more often. Celestia could not help but admire his self-confidence. After coming back to reality, Celestia check platinum watch on her left wrist and noticed that she was daydreaming for a good 20 seconds. And she also realizes that her heart was pounding inside of her chest. The solar monarch then released a heavy sigh. She can’t even think about the young stallion without getting her feelings all out of whack. Even though she accepted the fact that she fell head over heels in love with him after the gala. She felt that she was too old to be acting like a school filly experiencing her first crush. So Celestia then decided a little walk will clear her head. After all she has time before she has to go and babysit the Senate. As the sun princess exited the throne room and headed towards the garden, she did not know that her pupils have become heart shaped. Atlas meanwhile was heading towards his office, while listening to a smooth jazz playlist. And then Atlas saw Apollo coming from the lunar wing hallway, and he look like he was looking for something. Or someone. Atlas pulled the earbuds out of his ears and rushed towards Apollo. “Hey Apollo, what’s going on?” Atlas asks, concerned. “Luna escaped” “…What! How?” “After I finish the call with you, I came out of the bathroom, just to find her bed empty and her bedroom doors open.” Apollo said in a slight panic. “OK calm down. Since we’re in the galactic center of the castle and we’re nearby the lunar wing, she shouldn’t have gone that far” “Calm down, calm down! this Castle is massive how in the heck can you and me and two lunar guards could find her in this…...do you hear that? “ The two of them stayed quiet and then started to hear shallow raspy breathing. And it was coming from the hallway in front of them. The two of them followed the sound to find the source. And then they found Luna sitting down underneath the windowsill drenched in sweat. So much so that her teal blue shirt has become see through. And she wasn’t wearing a bra. “Apollo” “Yeah” “Why is she not wearing a bra?” “Because when I was helping her out of her business suit, it was soaked through with sweat so with her permission, I helped her out of it” Atlas wasn’t surprised in the slightest about this development. After all Luna does trust him a lot. “Luna, this little adventure of yours is over, time for you to go back to bed” Apollo said. Since the brothers were whispering earlier, Luna didn’t know that they were right next to her. Since she was pretty much half asleep. But when she did notice, her eyes popped open and saw Apollo and Atlas towering over her. “N… (cough, cough) …n…no” “Come on Lulu. You look worse than you did a few minutes ago and you’re pretty much losing your voice at this point. Not to mention you’re shivering like you’re in the freezer.” Apollo then took a knee to get to Luna‘s eye level. “I get it you don’t want to be cooped up in your room all day but you’re no condition to work, so how about I help you back your room, and you can go back to the warm comfortable bed waiting for you.” “Or since you made me worry sick about you, I might as well drag you from here all the way back to your bed on the cold tile floor. What’s it going to be Lulu? You can choose the easy way. Or the hard way.” Luckily for Apollo, Luna decides to go the easy way. Since he didn’t have the heart to drag Luna all the way to her room. “Do you need some help with her?” at least ask watching Apollo, putting Luna’s left arm around his shoulder. “No, no I got it” “All right, then I’ll see you later” “Atlas wait” “Yes” “Sorry for going off on you earlier.” “It’s fine don’t worry about it you’re not the only one that has to look out for a royal. Now, if you excuse me, I’m heading to my office. I will be there if you need me.” And with that Atlas went on his way. While Apollo was making sure to keep Luna standing straight. ===•••=== July 3 1009 (Luna‘s POV) It was another beautiful afternoon in Equestria, And the moon princess was watching the courtyard from a window one floor above the entrance. She couldn’t help but worry about the three humans. when Celestia told her what they were doing this afternoon she trying to offer them at least one guard to go with them, but they refused. Luna sign in defeat and was the to walk to her sister‘s room to listen to interview from the radio. “Princess, are you all right?” Luna turned around and saw Raven inkwell right behind her. With a concern look on her face. “Yes, Mrs. inkwell I’m all right. I don’t know about those three outside though. “ “You’re worried about them aren’t you “ “Yes, I am Raven. I’m just afraid that they were just crown them into one spot and then harass them for very personal questions that they’re not ready to answer like what they did to me and Apollo during the gala.” “Yeah, I was there to witness it. You know I’m surprised that you Celestia and twilight didn’t just blast them way with magic. Forgive me your majesty, but I overheard what you and your sister were saying earlier, and I just want to suggest one idea that might just work.” “Go on, I’m listening” the moon princess said, crossing her arms “Instead of having a guard with them at times, how about have one at a distance, you know like an undercover one.” “Oh, my stars inkwell, you’re a genius!” “Princess, I’m surprise that you the “warrior princess” didn’t think of that sooner” Raven said, in a slight sarcastic tone. Luna looks outside of the window and saw that the humans were still waiting for their carriage. Luna checked her silver watch. She only had three minutes to find the perfect candidate. “Raven, I hate to cut this conversation short but I need to go.” “I understand princess I’ll see you later” Now Luna was walking down the hall thinking who would be perfect for an undercover mission. Then she saw Lydia doing her usual patrol. ‘It can’t be Lydia, since she would stick out like a sore thumb.’ Luna thought. Then she saw Firefly coming out of the mess hall. ‘Can’t be firefly since she’s a kirin she will have the same problem as Lydia’ ‘And I think shining armor is on vacation, so he’s definitely not going to help. Who can I trust for this mission on such short notice’ The Moon princess then spotted cyclone walking in the opposite direction of her, and he looked like he had a workout in the gym. Luna looks at the gray Pegasus and she knew she found the perfect pony for the job. “Corporal Cyclone” “Yes, princess?” “I have a mission for you.” ===•••=== After waiting for the carriage to arrive for 15 minutes, they were finally on their way. Now the humans were watching the city of Canterlot through the windows. “Hey guys, it looks like we’re almost there. Does anyone want to chicken out of this?” Artemis said. Looking at his siblings with a devious smile. “Hell, no I don’t know about Atlas here but I’m seeing this thing to the end.” Apollo said. “I’m not backing out this either. In fact, when those doors open, I’m just going to smile and wave for the camera.” Atlas said while he was grabbing a bottle of cranberry juice from the mini fridge. “Said the two who had princesses trying to convince them not to do this.” “Oh, shut up Artemis, you got the bookworm trying to convince you not to do this.” Apollo said. “Yeah, because ponyville is a major customer for the Canterlot times. So of course, she’s going to find out and teleport into the castle and hunt us down.” “But did she have to bring her friends though?” Atlas wondered. “Because that’s her gang, her ride or die, elements of harming or whatever. So of course, they’re going to come with her.” Apollo said. “Look on the bright side, at least the Royal sisters is going to have a little watching party.” Atlas said. Artemis then notice a massive crowd of ponies gathered on both sides of the road. “Speaking of parties, look out the window.” Atlas and Apollo look out their windows. To say that they were shocked was an understatement. “Holy shit” Apollo exclaim. Atlas couldn’t believe his eyes, so he opened up the carriage right side window and stick his head outside to see not only was there a massive crowd on the sides the road. But there were also clouds with Pegasus tailgating parties on top of them. But the thing that shock him the most what is the new advertising screens that the city installed on the side of a few buildings in the downtown area a week ago was showing footage of their carriage going down the street. Atlas pulled his head back into the carriage and slam the window shut and spoke. “They are treating this damn event like the goddamn Super Bowl what the hell is going on?” “I knew we popular, but I never knew that we were this popular” Artemis said. “Wow, it looks like there’s 1 million ponies in this area. Artemis, how many ponies live in Canterlot?” “If I remember correctly, I think the census said 5 and half million “ “Yeah 1 million seems appropriate for this crowd size. But at least there’s no celebrities in the sea of people.” Atlas said. “Eat those words Atlas because I saw Sapphire Shores, Coloratura and Songbird serenade singing in the crowd.” Artemis said. Atlas then proceeded to crush the empty cardboard bottle in his right hand. “So, in a nutshell this is basically like the today show with a Super Bowl size crowd.” Artemis said. “It looks like it.” Apollo responded. Before they knew it, the carriage came to a halt. “Well, this is it guys when we open these doors there’s no turning back” Artemis said, placing his hand on the door handle. “Are you ready?” Artemis said. “Yes!” Atlas and Apollo shouted. “All right on the count of three” Apollo: “one! “ Atlas: “two!” Artemis: “three! “ Artemis slam the door open. And the triplets realize that the windows of the carriage were tinted. Since the first thing they saw was the blinding light of cameras flashes. After their eyes adjusted, the triplets saw a long red carpet to the studio with both sides, filled to the brim with ponies screaming, and cheering and holding signs. So much so, it looks like the makeshift barrier would collapse. “Guys, am I dreaming?!” Atlas screamed. “No, this is real. This is very real!” Apollo responded. “Enough talking let's greet our fans already!” Artemis said, brimming with excitement. And that’s what the triplets did. They were taking their sweet time with the crowd. Taking selfies, signing autographs even meeting little kids as well. Just having a really good time. The craziest thing that happened was a group of mares got Apollo‘s attention, and proceeded to flash him not only that, but they also had letters on their bare chest, saying “we love you Apollo”. They also ask for autographs as well. (Hint, they didn’t want it on paper.) After spending a good 11 minutes fooling around, they finally arrived in the main lobby of the news studio, their faces covered in lipstick marks and their arms signed with random addresses. “Guys that must’ve been the craziest thing we have done together, and the interview didn’t even start yet” Atlas said he with excitement and adrenaline going through his veins. “I know right who knew that we were so popular in this city” Artemis said. “Not Just in Canterlot. you three famous all over Equestria.” The triplets turn their heads to see Mira standing to their right. “I’m guessing you’re Mira, right?” Apollo asks. “That is correct and it’s nice to meet you too. Apollo and Artemis.” The sea pony said with a bow. “Nice to meet you too.” Artemis and Apollo said in unison. “I’m sorry to cut this conversation short, but this interview starts in 10 minutes, and you look like your faces need to be cleaned up a bit” “Right, so where are the bathrooms?” Artemis asks. “You are not getting bathrooms, you three got your own make up station” “So where are the makeup stations?” “It’s down the hallway to your right” “Thanks, Mira” Atlas said. “You’re welcome colts. See you in 10 minutes.” The Sea pony and the humans went their separate ways not knowing a familiar lunar guard has snuck into the building. ===•••=== 10 minutes later. After spending 10 minutes getting cleaned up and getting prepped for the interview. The three humans were standing in backstage, Artemis look past the border between the stage and backstage to see what the studio look like what he saw was five floors of seating filled to the brim with ponies. “Guys, you have to see this” “What is it?” Atlas asks. “This place doesn’t look like a studio at all. It looks more like a Broadway theater. And this place is packed.” Artemis said, looking back at his brothers with a slight shock. Apollo decided to take a look for himself. “These ponies are here for us, damn. Guys, I haven’t seen this many fans in one place since backstreet boys came to Madison Square Garden.” Then a member of the production crew cleared his throat to get the humans attention. “All right you three. I’m just here to do a last-minute check before the show begins, so do you colts have your microphones on your shirts?” “Yep, we got them before we left the makeup make up station.” Artemis said. “All right, good because the show is going to start right about no- “ “FILLIES and GENTLECOITS” Mira announces over the loudspeaker. “I was going to say now, but she did it for me” “My name is Mira Breeze, and I am honored to present to you three interesting creatures that came only a month ago. Capturing not only our kingdom’s imagination, but abroad as well. May I present to you the human three! Atlas, Apollo and Artemis!” Entire theater irrupts it into a loud cheer to the point where it was almost deafening. “All right, this is your queue. Good luck you guys” The white Earth pony stallion said, as he retreats to the backstage. The moment the triplets walked off the stage for screaming and shearling only became louder as fans from far and wide rush the barrier that separates the stage and the seats, causing it to collapse. Luckily security was able to repel them back and put the barrier back in its place. But this chaos did not scare the humans at all. All they did was smile and wave as they walk towards the center of the stage to take their seats. After the masses mob quiet down the interview could finally begin. “Hello Gentlecolts, and welcome to the Canterlot times auditorium” “Thanks for having us” the human said in unison. “Mira, I’m sorry to interrupt your little intro and all that but I thought we was going to be having this in a studio not in a massive auditorium” Atlas asked. “I should’ve mentioned this before. When I had the green light to have this event was going to happen at the HQ of the Canterlot times but after selling the tickets and seeing that 50 times more ponies work coming to watch this event not to mention the massive crowd outside, we decided to have it here since we have this place for large events. And thank goodness we did.” The Sea pony said as she looked down at the massive crowd that formed in front of the stage. “That makes sense” Atlas responded. “Now I have a list of questions on this clipboard from Ponies all over the country. And the first one is. how did all three of you somehow manage to avoid capture from the royal guard the police for four hours?” Apollo: Honestly, I don’t know because when we gained consciousness, all we saw was a destroyed party, and a bunch of ponies with fear and shock on their faces, and it turns out that was the royal sisters and their friends. And at first, I thought Luna was the queen of this entire place because when she says guards, I immediately ran because back on earth, if you’re found on the property of royalty or a countries leader you’re shot on site because you could be a security threat. “Shoot on site? So back on your home planet they shoot to kill?” Mira said in shock. Atlas: yeah, but it’s not with a spear or a crossbow. It’s with a weapon name, a gun, which shoots a projectile, and if you’re hit by it at best, you need immediate medical attention. “Wow, no offense to you three but your home sounds very barbaric if you ask me” Artemis: In their defense, especially in our home nation there’s a lot of assassination attempts on the president so when you have that context, you can understand why the security back home is so trigger happy. Apollo: So that’s why we were able to dodge everything you guys threw at us because if we get captured in our mind, we will either get executed or to send to a horrible prison. And we also know a thing name parkour. Atlas: But when we got captured and sent to the castle, the princesses and the elements are nice to us, and was chatting and laughing with us as well like we didn’t crash expensive party. (He chuckled a bit.) Heck if it wasn’t for the princesses, I don’t know where we would end up. “If you don’t mind me, asking what was the most difficult thing to avoid during that four hour chase?” The brothers looked at each other, then back at Mira and spoke Atlas, Apollo and Artemis: Thestrals hands down. Artemis: Those ponies are like stealth bombers. You don’t know if they’re on top of you until it’s too late. Atlas: It’s funny to look back on, but at the time it was horrifying, because when you think you’re by yourself, they always go next to your ear and say hello or something and it just gives you like a feeling like you’re having a heart attack or something even when you’re just running or stop to have a drink of water. Artemis: And they’re so agile. because I ran through this fancy restaurant customers and waiters and waitresses panicking, dropping their food and everything I ran through the kitchen slid on the table. I didn’t know it was possible to do that. And I made it through the back kitchen door onto the main road and I turned around and I was pretty much nose to nose with Lydia. Somehow that pony flew through all of that and did not lose me at all. Today I wish I recorded that because that was incredible Apollo: At least you guys didn’t get hoisted up into the air “Wow, I never expected that, especially with the on-site thing. Let’s move onto the next question, shall we?” ===•••=== Meanwhile, at the Castle. The Royal sisters and the main six were getter around Celestia‘s radio, listening to the broadcast. And thanks to Pinkie pie the sun princesses room turned into party. And it turned out that the carriage that the humans were riding in, had a secret microphone built in. For 15 minutes they were hearing the shock in the voices when they realize what they got themselves into. Causing everyone in the room to burst out laughing especially when they were trying to hype themselves up when they had to leave the carriage. After all, they did try to warn them. But things went an unexpected turn when the humans told the reporter the reason why they ran all over the city when they first arrived. Every pony in the room was shocked of what they heard especially Luna. The princess was so distraught of what she heard she walked towards Celestia‘s balcony and collapsed in a crying heap with her older sister, trying to console her, but she was also trying to hold in the waterworks. Leaving the main six, alone in the room. “Well I’ll be damn. They were experiencing all of that? “Poor darlings. No wonder they were so terrified.” Rarity said, with sympathy in her voice. “How horrible does their home nation have to be for their leader to order their guards to kill on site? And for what? Stepping on their property” Fluttershy, said with shock and anger in her voice. “Weren’t you listening shy? They said that assassins try to kill their president all the time. I wonder if president mean king or something.” Rainbow Dash wonder. “Rainbow Dash, that’s not what they meant” Twilight responded. “What do they mean then?” “Their home country has no king or queen in fact, is not a monarchy at all” “Huh, that’s interesting. Even though that’s a bit odd.” Rainbow Dash said as she threw a chocolate chip cookie in her mouth. 10 seconds later Celestia entered back in her room, and it looked like she was crying as well. “Hey Celestia, how’s Luna?” Twilight asks. “She’s doing better than before, but she still feels awful for alerting the guards that day.” Celestia‘s eyes started fill up with tears. “It’s just, that’s what they were thinking that day. That me and Luna would just execute them on the spot for just ending up in the garden. It wasn’t even their fault that they ended up in Equestria. Worse of all, they must’ve accepted their faiths when they got captured. I…I… I wish that I had seen the signs sooner.” Twilight scoot over to the crying princess to comfort her. “Princess, it’s not your fault or Luna’s. You two didn’t know what was plaguing them. And if I think about it, they’re not the best at discussing their feelings to others. But look on the bright side, they said if it wasn’t for you and Luna helping them out, they don’t know what would’ve happened to them.” “Speaking of the humans what they’re talking about now anyway?” Rainbow Dash asks. “They’re changing the subject as we speak right now” Pinkie pie, said while stuffing her face with donuts. ===•••=== “All right the next question that we have here is how many tribes does the human species have?” Mira ask with interest. Artemis: Well, that’s an interesting question you have there. I am no expert, but this is what I know. It’s not as clean cut as you have it here in Equestria. Since you guys have six pony tribes living in this kingdom. Humanity has a lot of ethnicity/races. There’s also a lot of nationalities as well. For example. There’s Germans, Swedish Russians, French, Japanese Chinese, Korean, just to name a few. “So, what you’re saying is humanity has a lot of tribes within the species” Artemis:Yep there’s a lot. “So what tribe or “ethnicity” do you three belong to?” Atlas: We’re mixed, half European half African. “That’s interesting, I have a friend that’s half Pegasus half bat pony. Anyway, the next question I have here is what’s the most hilarious rumor you have ever heard Atlas was trying his best to hold his laughter in. Atlas: Actually, I have an answer for that. “What is it?” Atlas: Blue blood having a side job as a housekeeper. The two humans burst out laughing so hard that they started to cry. This causes a domino effect all over the auditorium as every single pony start laughing their butts off. (Three minutes later) “OK that’s the funniest thing I have ever heard” Mira said trying to gain her composure. “(Clears throat.) Now the next question can you tell me about the weird devices you guys always carry around?” ===•••=== (Meanwhile, at the castle) Every pony in the room were laughing to the point of crying. In the past hour, the party grew a bit thanks to Ruby deciding to join the party. “Can you imagine that. blue blood, cleaning floors for living? Now that’s never going to happen in 1000 years.” Luna said trying to calm herself down. “If there’s one thing that I know that’s going to happen, me and my team would have to clean up his room since he’s likely trashing it right at this moment. If not already, since the boys are getting so much attention and not him.” Ruby said. Rainbow dash entered the bedroom through the balcony. “Hey Dashe, how’s downtown doing?” Pinkie pie ask. “Every pony is laughing, their flanks off right now. And for some reason they’re setting up a stage in the middle of the street for some reason.” “That sounds a bit odd, but who cares about that right now? We got a funny comedy show going on over here.” Fluttershy said. ===•••=== “OK the next question I have for you is what’s your favorite book series in Equestria?” Apollo: My favorite has to be the Dering do books. (The audience started to chuckle a bit) “Yeah, I know it’s for little kids, but it’s very good book but it is similar to a movie series back home name Indiana Jones.” Artemis: For me, it has to be Adam Potter series, which is almost identical to a famous book series name Harry Potter back home. when I saw those books in the bookstore one day, I picked it up read it, no regrets. (Some ponies in the crowd started to cheer) Artemis:It’s nice to see my fellow wizards in here. Atlas: My favorite has to be Extinction park. (Massive group of stallions started to cheer) “But if I read this book series back on earth, I would honestly think it was a massive rip off of Jurassic Park.” Atlas:What’s your favorite series? Mira: Well, this is a bit embarrassing but for me it’s Jack the builder and Austin and friends. The triplets look at the reporter with wide eyes. Mira:What? Artemis: Can you tell us what those books are about? Mira: Well Jack the builder is an earth pony stallion, who uses his army of magical, talking tools to build and fix things all over Manehattan. And Austin and friends is a talking train that has adventures all over Equestria. Atlas:This world is so damn similar to earth, almost creepy. Apollo: But at least there’s no Dora the explorer type of book or something“ Mira:Oh, do you mean Maya the adventure? Apollo: ….What’s the next question? ===•••=== For the next two hours the humans and the sea pony, discuss various topics and learning new facts about Equis and earth. While audience listing on or laughed when there was the funny story be told. The thing that confuses the sea pony the most was the fact that cities in Equestria had similar names to cities back in America. Like Las Pegasus, her hometown. When she gets home, her stallion friend won’t believe this. ===•••=== 4:35 P.M “OK the last question of the day is, what’s the strangest thing you guys encountered since you guys became a resident of Canterlot?” Artemis: Where to start. For one thing, ponies, controlling the weather, now that’s the oddest thing I have ever seen since living here. Since humans don’t have magic. (The audience and the reporter were shocked by this.) “Wait there’s more, cities like Cloudsdale. Back on planet earth no one lives in the clouds like the Pegasus do. That should not be possible. But when I went to Clownsdale for government business. It was the most beautiful site have ever seen. It was enough to make this grown man cry. “So, what you’re telling me is your species just allows the weather to do whatever it wants!?” Artemis: Yeah, that’s the natural way things go if it rains it rains if it’s snows it snows. if there’s a massive blizzard coming towards Brooklyn, you’re either going to evacuate or wait out the storm.” Some ponies in the audience fainted. Atlas: This story is a bit funny to me. We all know that Celestia has a pet phoenix named Philomena. But what I don’t think many ponies know is that she knows how to play poker. This one night Tia told me that her pet Phoenix knows how to play poker I didn’t believe her, so we decide to have a game. she was holding the cards for the bird, because for obvious reasons. So I decided to be a bit cocky, and bet a 100 bit coin on my hand. The bird nodded at Celestia and and she showed me the cards.(Atlas started to laugh uncontrollably.) I somehow lost 100 bits to a bird. (Everyone in the auditorium started to laugh) “And after the game, Celestia told me she taught the Phoenix how to play poker. I don’t know if I should be impressed or scared of how good of a poker player this mare is.” Apollo: The oddest thing that I ever witnessed Luna’s pet sugar glider; his name is crater by the way. Attempting to steal my trail mix off my desk. While I was there. He thought I was asleep because it was 12 in the morning, but when he saw that I was not, he decided to retreat back into his owner's room. and that’s the story how a little rodent tried to rob me. “And there you have it every pony, the human three. Thanks for joining us. My name is Mira breeze signing off.” The crowd cheered as the humans and the sea pony left the stage. ===•••=== (backstage) “Hey guys, I don’t know about you, but I had fun” Apollo said. “You know it wasn’t that bad I wouldn’t mind if we do this again.” Artemis said. “You know it’s not over technically” Mira said, while her makeup artist was clean her up. “What do you mean by that?” Artemis said, leaning back in his chair. “There’s one more event that’s happening outside with a special guest” Mira said. “Can you tell us what’s going on?” Atlas said. “Nope it’s a surprise you three are going to love it” ===•••=== (Five minutes later) After spending some time at the makeup station, the humans follow the reporter back outside. What they saw, shocked him to their core. The crowd grew five times bigger than it was two hours ago. now there was even a blimp filming them. At the center of it all was a massive stage. “Mira, are we going to perform something!?” Artemis ask the smiling sea pony. “Not really you three are going to join a special guest on the stage because the last event is a massive party.” “So, who’s the special guest?” Atlas asks. “I am right behind you” The humans turned around and saw a cream colored Pegasus with a golden mane and tail. Wearing a black shirt with a white skirt. Her bangs were cut short, so her magenta eyes were visible. And she was 5‘,8“ And it was the one and only Songbird serenade. “Guessing by the look on your faces I guess I surprised you all didn’t I” Artemis:Guys, are you seeing this!? Atlas: I have to be dreaming. Apollo was the most excited out of the three of them. “Holy shit that songbird serenade! Ms. serenade I’m your biggest fan. Yo this day keeps on getting better and better.” This surprise, the young Pegasus. “What a coincidence I’m a fan of yours.” “Oh my God I must be dreaming. The princess of pop is a fan of mine, holy shit.” “ Since the party is about to begin soon, I’m going to show you three backstage.” “Hey Mira, are you coming?” Atlas ask “Yeah I am I’m not going to miss this” ===•••=== (Five minutes later) “Before we get this party started, there’s one thing that Ms Breeze here didn’t tell you” Songbird said. The triplets look at the two ponies with confusion. “Mira should I do the honors?” “Go right ahead.” “There’s actually another special guest joining us today.” “And who would that be?” Atlas ask. “The one and only-“ “Songbird, I prefer to introduce myself if you don’t mind” The humans look to the right and saw a yellow earth pony mare with a puffy blue mane and tail. Wearing a white dress shirt with blue pants. And she was 5 foot 11. “It can’t be” Apollo said was shock. Artemis was too stunned to speak. “Holy crap, that Sapphire shores. I can’t believe it. The queen of pop is right in front of me. Oh my God.” Atlas said, barely containing his excitement. “I’m glad to meet another fan of mine. You know me and Songbird were supposed to be in Las Pegasus by now. But when we heard that you guys were having an event, we decided to have the concert here. Not only that I get to meet the human three!” “I’m sorry I don’t think I heard you right, did you say you’re a fan of us!” Artemis said. Sapphire nodded. “Oh my god not only do we have Songbird serenade as a fan. We also got Sapphire Shores as well! I must be dreaming.” Atlas said. “And I have a question for all of you. Do you boys want to join us on stage?” Sapphire ask. The brothers didn’t even have to think twice about their answer. “Hell yeah!!” The humans spend the next two hours dancing and singing and with the two pop singers and the reporter. And party like it was 2005. But greatest thing they received that day was three new friends. ===•••=== Canterlot Castle. Apollo POV When the humans returned to the castle, they were greeted with a massive surprise party made possible by Pinkie pie. They played games, they dance the played truth or dare with the mane six. But the humans noticed that Luna was acting a bit strange like avoiding them during the festivities. After the party died down the main six decided to stay in the castle, except for Applejack since she promised her parents that she will be home by dinner. But Apollo cannot help but worry for Luna, so he decided to look for her. ===•••=== 8:40 PM Apollo was currently walking nearby the garden in search of his friend. Luckily for him the castle staff don’t turn off the hallway lights on during the night if it wasn’t for that he would’ve been complete darkness. After searching for a good 10 minutes, he finally spotted the princess in the garden. Apollo open the door to the outside and made his way towards the mare. As he got closer, he started to hear the sound of someone crying. Before he could say anything, the moon princess noticed him coming since the sound of crunching grass was pretty loud, and she try to get away from the human. “Luna wait!” This wasn’t enough to make Luna stop walking. “Luna are you ok?” Apollo ask with concern in this voice. “I’m fine Apollo” Luna said, with a sad and defeated tone in her voice. “You’re not fine, Luna. In fact, all evening, you’ve been avoiding me and my siblings like the plague, I just want to know what’s going on.” “I told you Apollo, I’m fine” “I know you’re not fine Luna, anytime you lie your wings twitch” “Damn” “Lulu what’s going on let me try to help.” It was at this moment when Luna couldn’t take it anymore. She turned around to look Apollo straight in the eyes. The human now could see that Luna has been crying. The site broke Apollo’s heart. “Do you want to know what’s going on? I realize that not only did I become a monster thousand years ago and terrorize my subjects, but I also terrorized you, Artemis and Atlas.” Luna said, trying to hold back tears. “A monster? you’re not a monster and you never terrorized us where are you getting this crap from?” “You said, actually all three of you said that during the first few hours that you were running all over the city, you thought after getting a capture brought back to the castle. You three thought that you would be either executed or sent to a horrible prison. And you laughed it off during the interview, but I remembered the terrified looks on your faces, and I started that by alerting the guard on you three. And you must hate me right now.” The princess said, barely holding it together anymore. “Luna, we don’t hate you” “Are you sure about that? why would you want to stay friends with a monster?” “Stop calling yourself a monster you’re not a monster you’re opposite of that if it wasn’t for you and your sister I don’t know where I would be right now.” “I know you won’t reciprocate this you know what I don’t even care more because I want to tell you something for a long time.” “And what is that?” “I…I…. I. oh Faust dammit I’m in love with you!” This news hit Apollo like a ton of bricks “What?” “I am in love with you dammit, I’ve been in love with you before the gala happened, you’re the only one besides twilight her friends and Celestia that treated me like an ordinary pony. Instead of some fragile, porcelain doll. You’re tall you’re handsome you’re generous and kind and funny too. Everything I wanted in a stallion. But now I... I feel like I just ruined a chance with being with you before we even officially met.” After pouring her heart out, Luna collapse to the ground crying. The site broke Apollos heart so much that started his eyes starting to fill up with tears as well. So, he sat down next to Luna and pulled her into a hug. The princess soaked his shirt with her tears, but he didn’t care. Then Luna noticed that Apollo was also crying as well. “Apollo why are you crying?” “Because I just can’t stand you crying like this. And I have something to tell you too.” Luna pulled her head from his chest to look him in the eyes. “I’m listening” “The truth is, I’m in love with you too” Luna couldn’t believe her ears. “I’ve been in love with you ever since we first met. You’re beautiful mare and you are a wonderful person to be around. It’s just I thought I would never be able to confess my feelings because you’re a royal and I’m just an ordinary guy working in the castle. Or you had your eye on someone else. But now I know that you feel the same way from me as well. What I’m trying to say is I love you, Lulu.” It was an It was at this moment that Apollo pulled the princess into a sweet, tender kiss. At first, Luna was surprised by the bold action. But instead of pushing him away, she close her eyes and reciprocated the action. After breaking the kiss, the two lovers look each other in the eyes and pull each other into a loving embrace. Unbeknownst to them a certain Bat pony guard was witnessing the entire romantic scene, playing out in front of her. “Finally, about time” “I know right” Lydia looks to her right to see cyclone, standing right next to her. “Hey Cyclone, how was the mission?” “It wasn’t as hard as I thought. In fact, it was the best time I ever had. I even met Songbird serenade. And I got her autograph.” The dark gray Pegasus looked at his colleague/lover and instantly regretted it, since the dark purple bat pony was staring right into his soul. “I know the princess chose you for the mission, but since you had so much fun on it you have to treat me to dinner at the Golden Circle.” “Oh, come on that’s the most expensive restaurant in the city” "Cyclone, you know as well as me that being a Royal guard pays very well." “I know, but that restaurant is always booked.” “I know I know my love. But if you’re able to get a reservation, I will let you do anything you want to me.” Lydia said while tracing a finger across the Pegasus chest. “All right, you have a deal.” ===•••=== Castle library. 4th floor. Artemis POV July 4 1009 (2009) Quiet. Artemis never knew how quiet the castle library could be, sure it was a peaceful place. But there was always the occasional sound of a book closing and people walking around. Since he woke up at 5:50 in the morning. Since his circadian rhythm is still used to him waking up early to manage the construction site in the ballroom. He decided not to fight it and walk to the library and read a newspaper. Since the sun didn’t come up yet, no one was in the library with him. It was only him in the quiet humming of the air-conditioning units. Artemis was reading the Canterlot Times newspaper, with a big bold headline saying “The human three interview. A massive success” At the bottom of it shows a photo of Artemis and his siblings dancing with the two pops singing legends. While reading through the countless interviews of ponies in the crowd the paparazzi took the thing that caught his attention was a small piece of text that said “read human conversations page 4“at the bottom of the paper. Artemis, flip to page 4 and his blood ran cold when he realized that it was the conversations him and his brothers had while in the carriage. Artemis was wondering how they know what him and his brothers were talking about when they were by themselves in the carriage until he realized they planted a microphone somewhere in the structure. He knew that the fallout from this would not be as big as the gala fall out, but it won’t be a small one either. Artemis could do nothing but look outside the massive library window and he could see that the sun was beginning to rise. “Those clever bastards”