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// Sombra wore a sombrero? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Mister Sir Lord King God-Emperor Sombra!" a Sombrero guard burst through the doors, his sombrero helmet flopping in the wind. "I have an urgent question to ask you-SIR!"

King Sombra looked up from behind the stovetop of the Somdonald's he was working in.

"Why is it that we wear such unwieldy hats?"

"We are creatures of the night and darkness." Sombra flipped a patty, pressing the spatula down on the sizzling totally-not-meat. "Is it not that a sombrero provides the shade that our kind has an affinity to?"

"Another brilliant perception!" the Sombrero guard gasped.