Prologue
Her mane was so silky in astounding moonlight, flittering about freely. I grabbed it, stroked it, and gnawed on it. While I'm doing this, Rainbow Dash grabs my tail. She yanks, hard.
Yelp!
"Clam it, Fluts, I ain't got all day!" I nod. I nod and begin licking her columbia-blue colored coat. The bristles of her hair stuck to my tongue, though I didn't interlude our only day together. She means the world to me, and if she leaves without me giving her goodbye sex, she'll think less of me.
Of course, Rainbow Dash....ooo...uhh...I love you.
"Ditto Fluttershy! Don't ever think that I will ever leave you, so clam up!"
I sat up. Gently did I shove Rainbow right off of me. Her expression made me lay back down again, this time turning my head the other direction. This seemed to tick Rainbow off, so she grabbed me, slapped me, kissed me, and hugged me.
"I'm sorry Fluts, I never meant to hit you. I'm just mad that when I'm always so loyal to listen, and ponies just ignore me. It is one of my pet-peeves. Do you have any pet-peeves?"
The only thing that can annoy more than Angel's constant farting, would be my parents not agreeing with me dating you.
"Yeah, that would suck big time, eh?"
You betcha your sexy-flank.
"Fluts, did you actually call somepony 'sexy'?"
Umm....
"Oh, just the heat of the moment? Well, it's okay, Fluttsie, 'cause Imma show ya a good time."
Okay...*giggle giggle* And with that, Rainbow Dash wrapped her hoof around my neck. For every second that passed, Rainbow would squeeze harder. 1, ouch. 2, ouuuch. 3, ouuuuch! My semi-seductive noises, that I tried to make for Rainbow, weren't really helping much. All it got was a more tightened grip. Eventually, I snorted right in Rainbow's face. She snorted in my face, and she started snorting from her snorting. She was snorting herself out! I watched as she rolled all over the bed. It sounded like the national anthem when I finally piped up my ears.