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// There once was a colt from Manetucket... 
// Story: Twilight Sparkle Becomes an Alicorn while sleeping and is actually not surprised for once 
// by Super_Big_Mac 
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	Twilight looked up into her mentor-turned-political partner's eyes with worry. "Is it... is it really okay to do that? Should I really try to awaken the Earth?"

Celestia smiled kindly to the purple-coated Alicorn. "I don't see why it would be much of a problem. If we could bring everything into a perfect alignment, then peace would truly last forever, in all lands."

"Well... if you say it's okay, Princess..." The door to the Throne Room burst open, and a young earth pony colt with an orange coat and a pink mane ran in.

"Waaaiiiit!!! Don't move the planet, it won't be good!" He ducked out of the way as an Earth pony guard tried to tackle him. "I must leave; I hope my warning was understood!" The colt then turned into small particles of light, and burst apart, the dazed and confused guards muttering and groaning a they made it back to their hooves.

Celestia and Twilight looked at each other for a second, before Twilight let out a small breath. "Well," Twilight started, "I guess I won't be moving the planet." At Celestia's questioning gaze, Twilight simply shrugged. "The last time I ignored a someone's rhyming warn, it caused me to get a limp horn."

And that, children, is why you should never experiment with Dash, Psycho, and Taint.

Well, that's one thing. The thing I shan't be doing any longer is writing at 3 or 4 in the morning. Once I start giggling at the poster above my bed, I think I should sleep. Otherwise I might write, and you will just weep.

That is all.