What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?

Twilight looked up from the restaurant menu. Rarity was making some kind of contorted face vaguely resembling a duck again.

"Your food." the waiter placed two plates on the table.

"Wow!" Twilight wow'd, "we haven't even ordered yet!"

Rarity stared deep into the waiter's eyes, uttering a single phrase: "Bon jar."

Clearly the waiter was disgusted because he thanos-snapped himself from existence after hearing such a ghoulish utterance.

I am so freakin' tired rn these past two weeks have been insane

"Silly Rarity, Trix is for kids!" Twilight shoved the Trixie on a plate across the table. "And you, miss, are clearly the smallest of children."

Rarity flipped her mane in a way vaguely reminiscent of how notable actresses from an unnamed and clearly non-existing country sometimes do, and fell out of her chair.

We do not speak of the F country. Or why Trixie is sitting on a plate.