The Trixie Hotel stands tall. It’s the last stop before you make it to the Castle... Pharynx is waiting for you inside... However, the dirty alleyway beside the Hotel intrigues you for some reason.
You explore.
What’s this? It’s a makeshift shop... But who runs it?
“H4Y EVERY PON EEEEE”!!!
You jump! Is that... one of your teachers?! You ask the pony who they are.
“”””””[Smile Smile Smile] IM TH”EE B!G GUNSS PALAL PA PAL HA”Y HAY ‘H3Y ‘HEYE ‘EHY! I’M [Spamton G. Spamton] I ME I AM M3 I AM [No, please! NO! MY SISTERS! SOMEBODY HELP MY SISTERS!]
Er ... what? I’m sorry I- uh... you look just as confused as me as the Pink pony talks.
I AM ME I “AM [Pinkie Pie] IM THE [Original tast%e]! DONT TRUST THAT FAKE [Bootleg]!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ! !I AM I AM RE-ALLL!
WhAAAT Y4 By@e-Ing?!5
...You ask “Pinkie Pie” why she’s here.
[The purple Pony Eater] TR1ED TO [Turn off the life support] M3 BU7 ! [I ran so FAR AWAY!] I B3CAM3 {{{{{{BIG SHOT}}}}}} TH4nks 2 [Swine] BR0TH3RS!}}}””””” CO”ME IN AN BUY BUY [Fun Fun Fun]!!!!!!”
You tried to buy something, but the price kept changing. You can see three products on the table;
A Pocket Watch, An old poster from Manehattan... A something odd.
You ask about the Pocket Watch.
AHA AH AH! THATSS THATS STAHST [Err]!!!! It BE longs 2 [Hyperlink Blocked].
FRI3ND! DID Y0U KN0w THat Tim3 TURNER-
!
[NO NO I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I WONT TELL HER ANYTHING ABOUT YOU! HANG UP! HANG UP-
Too many Ex$Tcess Vacation Days?!! TAKE A ^&CELESTIA FO##RSAKEN VAACATION STRAIGHT TO TARTURR#RR^RTU@&RUS!&ERRRRR
[Hyperlink Blocked.]
...You point to the poster with caution. It’s of a Pink Mare. Her hair is dyed black and slicked back. She’s wearing a RED suit... and the Flim Flam Brothers are next to her.
AH Y3S! I USED TO BE NOTHING BU THE [Apprentise]! B0T NOW I’M!!...
[I’m Dying... I was never meant to live this long... oh god... my body... IT'S FALLING APART IT'S FALLING APART!!!!]
“A”AA”S”””A WOW WOW OW {[Amazed at this[Amazing transformation?!}]
W3ll 2 B AD! You”RE ON THE[Kissy Kissy] ROUT!!!! PERH54PA IF U [Play Again] AND DO THE [Friday Night Work Out]
I COULD BE... I COULD BE...
[94 Left.]
...You want to leave but the last object intrigues you. You point at the picture of the machine. The pink pony only seems to slightly comprehend your question.
TH4T NO G0000D [Show Off] [Magician] HAS THE [ N E O ] I NEEDD TO BE {{{{{{BIG]
IF U HAD JUS”T [Knifed] THEM “ALL I COUDL I COULD I COULD
BUT NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!@##@U(O&^%$^%&^*&(^*%&$^%#$^%&^*&%&$^
[... I dream of them... no... it’s not a dream... it’s a nightmare... I see them screaming from under the water... begging for mercy. Why... They were just born... they didn’t know any better...]
WhyWhTyWHhyWEhyWhyPWhyAWhySWhyWShyWWhyWOhyRWhyWhDyWhyIWhyWShyWhyWEhyWhGyWhyGWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhy
TH4nks 2 [Purple Pony Eater] SCI_CO_PATH}}}””””” CO”ME IN AN BUY BUY [Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun ]!!!!!!”
You scream at the Pink pony. They stop. You’re both starting at one another now... You ask her how long she’s been alone. You ask her if she has any friends.
Y 3 S I H4vE I HAVE [Friend Request]... I HAVE- I... I have...I...
[...]
“If... if you see Flim or Flam again can... can you tell them I’m sorry...?”
This sudden lucidity from the pink pony catches you off guard and makes you step back. You were about to answer when you looked up; She’s gone. A sign that says “CLOSED” has been placed down.
As you leave, you can hear the ticking of the pocket watch... and the ringing of a phone...