Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
Salamence Row Review
[3 days after Trixie became the Dragon Lord, Ponyville, Fall]
"Ants... her prank gave us ants...." Twilight growled, her ears twitching.
"Bork." Rahs sighed back shoveling another pile of the mess into the back of the cart that had been wheeled into Seshat for the clean up.
"I know that wasn't the goal, but it's what happened. Ugh, gone for a week and we have to deal with this when we come back." Twilight ranted. "Seshat why did you let Celestia do this."
"I am not part of this stupid prank war of yours. And I made sure Celestia knew that. As such she didn't change anything of mine, and all of your things are in storage in a place that I will tell you once you finish cleaning."Seshat huffed.
"Why did you let the ants in?" Twilight demanded.
"I'm a tree. Why do I care about ants running around, termites on the other branch."Seshat shuddered the floor shaking with the movement.
"I did not know you could do that." Twilight frowned looking at the floor.
"LESS TALKING AND MORE WORKING!" Spike bellowed stomping down the stairs with a large box. He reached in pulling out what looked to be a well painted minature of a battle mamoth, save there was a bite taken out of it showing it was strawberry cake."She used so much fondant to make every detail perfect, if it wasn't for the ants we wouldn't have noticed everything was freaking cake until we tried to use something."
"Fondant, truely she is an evil mare."
"Every book, model, peice of non integrated furnature, all our food, even the garbage is all cake...." Twilight grumbled. "Did no one notice this stuff?"
"Tempest, Grubber, and Starlight have both been staying over in the Guard Barraks. "Seshat offered," but that was only after Grubber ate everything that had been in his room. Peewee followed Tempest, Owlowcious has been camped out side waiting for mice to comeafter the cake, and Blakenly has burrowed though half of Rahs' bed at this point. Also i've seen Tiberious around too, and by around I mean a ROUND, that thing has gotten fat. Oh, you also have a guest."
“Really? Who?” Twilight asked. “ Can we get them to help?”
“Siblings.” a cold voice growled from the doorway. The three local Sparkles whipped their heads around at the tone to see Shining Armor standing there.”Why did I get a sudden strength boost that launched my foals into near orbit?”
“THEY DID IT” Twilight, Spike , and Rahs all shouted at the same time while pointing to the others.
“TRAITORS!” All three then yelled at each other before taking off in a random directions as Shining Armor screamed out and gave chase.
“Don't break anything!” Seshat demanded.
Manehatten.
“I told you it would not be that bad.” Sombra offered as Rarity sighed looking around her newest shop.
“Sombra... You destroyed the club making the noise, sicked the family of racoons on the mobsters, hired the two employees you couldn't intimidate into running away, and rebuilt the entire shop into something more apropriate for a blacksmith shop.” Rarity frowned. “How is this not bad? I never should have left you unsupervised.”
“Your shop is set up with time to spare and it is decorated with a simple undertone that is easy to add to or alter, the club was a hole and violated at least six building codes, the raccoons are gone, and the landlord was only probably a mobster. Though he did violate your signed agreement with his demands” Sombra huffed.”I will be reporting him and his 'deals' to the local Guard to deal with. Also no one was hurt in the club and that vampire mare thought the explosions were a 'cool effect'.”
“This is not how things are supposed to be done.” Rarity growled.
“Please. If we had done things your way this probably would have been a thirty minute friendship lesson or some other such nonsense.” Sombra growled back.”I simply did what you asked and got the store ready in time.”
“And threatening the employees?!” Rarity snapped.
“If they couldn't deal with me, they would not have stood up to the basic customers in this town.” Sombra pointed out. ”That I did not do things the way 'you' would have done them does not mean that my way did not work.”
“And the Raccoons mauling the landlord?”
“That was just funny.”
Sombra blinked as a roll of fabric bounced off his head, thrown by Rarity.
Sombra narrowed his eyes as he looked down at the roll then back up to Rarity. ”And what was that for?”
“That..... “ Rarity huffed.” That was for biteing Fluttershy....”
[Ponyville]
“WHAT the FUCK!?!” Sunset screamed out gesturing with a hoof.
Saturnia simply stared.
Aria tilted her her looking over the issue.
Applejack sighed.
Jynx was a little leery that she was seeing someone else at eye level.
Trixie simply smirked.
“WHO the fuck!?!” Sunset exclaimed.
“Ah see yah got Bleu to cast that spell again.” Applejack sighed.
“Trixie did indeed.”
“WHEN the FUCK!?!” Sunset demanded.
“Trixie is now Dragon Lord.” Trixie offered. “While this removes any certenty of Trixie winning for being the underdog, Rainbow Dash of all ponies pointed out that thatwas not a sure bet at this point in time any way.”
“Stars.... I need a cup or eight of coffee, I cannot deal with this sober.” Saturnia grumbled.
“HOW the FUCK!?!” Sunset eliquently put.
“At least she's a traveling mare so we don't have to deal with her that much.” Aria shrugged.
“No Trixie is pauseing her tour to maintain a presence here in Ponyville now.”Trixie offered fanning her wings a little, the effect making her scaled breasts jiggle and forced Jynx to growl glancing down at her own as if to compare sizes.
“WHERE the FUCK!?” Sunset continued.
“Ahh Trixie spoke with the Mayor and it seems there is a open spot in the Golden Oaks library along with a postion of town librarian given Twilight has vacated the location.”Trixie smiled.
“And sometimes, WHY the FUCK!?” Sunset concluded.
Trixie smiled.”Trixie knows you lot have written her off in the quest for Fuzzy. Trixie refuses to admidt defeat and suggests you get on her level.”
“Pass. I don't think my spine could take having boobs that big.” Aria countered.” Better hope Rahs is attracted to lower back pain with you lot.”
[Canterlot]
“So is that everything?” Luna asked.
“Yup, not sure why Shiny wanted to come to Ponyville for a few days, but it does give me time to finish cleaning out the Love Lab and bring everything up to the Empire.”Cadence offered. “Chryssy is watching the foals for a few days and I think I have all the boxes packed up. What did you plan to do with this place?”
“Provided we can keep or sister out, we were thinking some sort of game room.” Luna considered.
“OOOOO.”
“Not your sort of games neice.”
“Oh...”
“What are you going to do with all these boards?” Luna asked looking at the three or four boards covered in string with Rahs' name at the center and various scores, several bite marks were taken out of the corners.
“I'm not sure yet. I mean this is pretty good data, but it's kinda hard to update. The points without keeping a closer look on Ponyville and I can't come down here too often.”
“You also have Lulumoon in the bottom of the scoreing.”Luna frowned.
“Auntie, you are pretty much the only one with a bet on Trixie in this, I mean both Spike and Mrs Sparkle support her, but that's not enough really as they can't make bets at this level.... What?”
Cadence trailed off at the sight of a small blue dragon sitting on the table eating a box of thin mints.
“Hey these are pretty good.” Bleu hummed.
“Those had best not be mine.” Luna growled.
“Nah stole them from sunbutt.” Bleu offered.
“Ahh, carry on.” Luna nodded.
“Bleu, why are you here? How did you even get in?” Cadence demanded.
“Secret tunnel.” Bleu offered.
“Secret tunnel?” Cadence blinked.
“Secret Tunnel” Bleu agreed.
“Through the mountain.” Luna explained.
“Why does everyone but me know about that thing!?”Cadence huffed.
“That explains the how, but not the why Bleu.” Luna pointed out.
“Oh right.” Bleu offered “Heard about your thing here.”
Bleu explained before geturing to the other side of the table she sat on, and the large bag of what looked like gems and some currencies from places other than Equestria.The tiny dragon slapped the side of the bag with a claw.
“Put me down for Dragon Lord Trixie to win the mutt.”
“What!?” Luna questioned.
Cadence stared at the little dragon.”I'm sorry did you say 'Dragon Lord' Trixie?”
“Yep, she won the contest and I boosted her with the companion thing. Huge teats or whatever they are called on her now. Heard the dog likes those. At least he wasn't complaining when she burried his face in them.... repeatedly. Seriously that had to be intentional with those hugs.”
Cadence slowly turned to look over the boards.
“Lowest on points, hmm?” Luna asked.
Cadence screamed out in rage and blasted the boards apart.