Equestria Ninja Girls: The Thievius Raccoonus

by RainbowRaptorDash1


A Strange Reunion

On the death ray, Sly and the Beauty Trio got to the jetpacks as Karai and the Cooper put them on.

"You ready to avenge your dad?" Karai asked.

"You bet." Sly answered as Rarity and Adagio started glowing.

"We have our own way to fly."Adagio said.

"Indeed." Rarity agreed as she and Adagio got their ponytails before the snow leopard got a horn into her forehead and the tiger got her siren fin-like wings before the two started floating in the air.

"Guys! Behind you!" Bentley shouted as from the very sky, a giant silver metal owl came down to them.

"Sly Cooper, you and your allies have escaped my gas chamber and destroyed my death ray. Remarkable, you Coopers and Hamato shinobi always find a way to beat me." The owl noted, revealing his identity as Clockwerk.

"Always?! So that was you in the back of all those photos! How old are you?" Sly realized.

"Perfection has no age." Clockwerk simply answered.

"You're not perfect!" Karai hissed.

"Watch your tone to your master, child!" Clockwerk growled.

"Hmph! You don’t even realize that Karai has Hamato blood in her!" Rarity pointed out.

"The Foot Clan of our world has changed for the better and allied themselves with the Hamato Clan of that world." Adagio added.

"No matter. None of you will leave here alive!" Clockwerk scoffed.

"What? You’re immortal?" Sly asked.

"Revenge is the prime ingredient in the fountain of youth. I’ve kept myself alive for hundreds of years with a steady diet of jealousy and hate, awaiting the day when I and the Foot Clan would finally eclipse your family and clan’s thieving reputation." Clockwerk explained.

"Guys! My missiles don’t hurt him but seem to create holes in his armor. Shoot into the gaps I make!" Carmelita said on the Binoc-U-Com.

"You want to do that, let's fight with honor!" Sly declared as he and the Beauty Trio flew towards Clockwerk.

"Let's see how tough that armor really is!" Rarity growled as she jumped onto Clockwerk and started cutting through. "Take this, you rusty old bird!"

"My intellect is refined, my experience is greater. You cannot hope to be rid of me." Clockwerk mocked as he threw Rarity off, ignoring the damage she did, before Rarity stopped herself and flew back up.

"You won’t stop us so easily!" Rarity shouted.

"You're gonna pay for what you did to Sly!" Adagio added as she sliced up Clockwerk's talons.

"Defeating me is impossible. My skills are superior." Clockwerk provoked as Adagio stabbed him.

"You underestimate the skills we have and our friendship!" Adagio hissed.

"You cannot escape me, Cooper, Hamato and traitorous vermin." Clockwerk declared.

"Adagio, grab on!" Sly shouted.

"On it!" Adagio responded before she hopped onto Sly as he fired missiles. "Thanks."

"No problem." Sly said.

"You're a monster!" Karai hissed at Clockwerk.

"You can’t dodge me forever." Clockwerk taunted before Carmelita nailed his head.

"Here's a major headache for you!" Karai quipped as she fired into the hole in Clockwerk’s head.

"You’re the weakest warriors I’ve yet encountered." Clockwerk said.

"I'd be weak and have friends than be strong and alone." Karai retorted as that shot in Clockwerk's head caused him to go down into the magma.

"Nice fighting, guys! You got him!" Bentley said before Clockwerk flew into the air from the magma. "Wow, that is one tough owl."

Sly decided to get answers. "I don’t get it. You’re so familiar with my family and clan, you must have known my father had a son. If you hated the Coopers and Hamato Clan so much, why did you let me live when you stole the Thievius Raccoonus?"

"Because I wanted to show the world that without your precious book, the Cooper line and Hamato Clan were nothing." Clockwerk answered.

"Ah, well, there’s where you’re wrong. The Thievius Racoonus doesn’t create great thieves… it takes great thieves to create the Thievius Raccoonus!" Sly corrected.

"And Mei Ling's grandfather, Sly's teacher... Why kill him?!" Rarity asked in anger.

"Because he was a great threat to my plan, so I eliminated him myself." Clockwerk responded.

"You murdered innocent people!" Adagio hissed in rage.

"Enough, it ends here! I’ll finish you all like I finished Sly Cooper’s father. Then the Cooper line and Hamato Clan will be erased, and the only master thief will be Clockwerk!" Clockwerk declared.

"Not while we're here to help." Karai retorted as she and the others launched an all-out attack on the Foot Clan leader. As much as Clockwerk tried, he couldn't defend himself, so his body started falling apart. Clockwerk fell down into the lava once more, before surfacing again. "What are you?"

"Now’s your only chance, guys! You’ve got to get to his head on foot and destroy it before his auto-reconstruct circuitry kicks in!" Bentley informed while Clockwerk attempted to defend himself as they rushed at him.

"Cooper! You and your allies will never be rid of me! Clockwerk is superior!" Clockwerk declared.

"This is for my dad!" Sly roared as he stabbed his cane right into Clockwerk, who started twitching violently, then stopped.

"Is it over?" Rarity asked as Clockwerk’s head then fell off his body and floated in the lava, lifelessly.

"Girls, he's gone." Sly answered.

"Good riddance." Adagio said.

"You’re telling me." Karai agreed.

"Any pages, Sly?" Rarity checked.

"We have all of the pages." Sly informed.

"Sweet. Let's get out of here." Adagio declared.

"Not so fast." Carmelita said as the four thieves looked back, seeing Carmelita with her shock pistol out and holding handcuffs.

"Carmelita, come on! We're exhausted and hungry." Karai pointed out.

"Sorry, but I’m an officer, so I’ll have to arrest you four." Carmelita responded.

"Darling, can't you just turn a blind eye this one time?" Rarity asked.

"No." Carmelita answered, making the four thieves worry that this was the end of their adventure. "But… I’ll give you all that ten-second head start."

"Okay, just give us a minute to breath." Adagio requested.

"Ten…" Carmelita started counting down as Sly smirked.

"You're harsh." Rarity noted.

"Nine…" Carmelita continued.

"Don’t worry girls, I can handle this." Sly said.

"This should be good." Adagio smiled.

"Eight…?" Carmelita noticed as Sly lifted his cap with his thumb.

"Ten bucks says she pops a blood vein." Karai betted.

"Twenty says she shocks herself." Adagio added.

"Fifty says Sly kisses her." Rarity said as she whispered the last two words.

"Seven." Sly counted as the Beauty Trio sorely move into comfortable positions. "Six. Five. Four. Three. Two…" Sly continued while there was silence as Carmelita had a bead of sweat on her head while Sly winked as he was right in front of the officer.

"One!" Carmelita finished as she was about to fire when Sly stopped her before kissing her on the lips, much to the two Foot Kunoichi’s surprise and Rarity’s excitement.

"I'm going to need to borrow fifty bucks, Karai." Adagio requested.

"Uh…" Karai tried to explain before the Cooper Van then showed up, as the back door opened.

"Over here, girls!" Visamo shouted from the back door.

"Come on, lover boy!" Adagio called out.

"Don’t worry." Sly said before he and the Beauty trio slipped away as Carmelita touched her lips with a blushing face, feeling fireworks explode in her head with joy and bliss, but then snapped out of it to realize that she was tricked, finding herself handcuffed to the railing.

"COOPER!!!!!" Carmelita roared as the Cooper Van left the volcanoes.

"Pretty sneaky, Sly." Karai smiled.

"Yep. Especially this." Sly added in agreement as he opened his right palm, revealing a key to a pair of handcuffs that was used on Carmelita.

"Mean!" Adagio said.

"I admit, I do feel bad for leaving her cuffed to that railing like that. But I know that it won’t be long before we meet again." Sly responded

"So, how's the repairs to the book coming?" Murray asked.

"Just finishing the last page." Bentley answered,

"I’m glad we could help." Rarity said.

"Now we can figure out how to get you three home." Sly added.

"With our share of the loot?" Adagio asked.

"Sure." Sly answered.

"Well, we got time to figure something out." Bentley responded before out of nowhere, a Utrom portal opened.

"Huh?" The Cooper Gang and Visamo asked in confusion.

"Rarity, are you here?" Bishop called out.

"Yes we are!" Rarity replied as a male African Hornbill wearing a well-dressed suit exited the portal.

"Glad we've finally you and your companions. And among the famous Cooper Gang. Impressive." Bishop noted.

"How do you know about us?!" Bentley asked in shock.

"Your reputation as thieves is impressive. Your father was actually a friend of mine. My deepest condolences, Sly." Bishop responded.

"You-You know my dad?" Sly gasped in surprise.

"I did. I'm sorry." Bishop answered with an apology.

"Hey Bishop, you gave Donnie this dimension's coordinates, right?" Adagio asked.

"Yes, indeed I did." Bishop replied.

"Good. See ya later, Sly." Karai bid farewell before heading through the portal.

"Until we meet again." Sly agreed as Adagio tied up the bag of their loot and left.

"Here's your phone back, Rarity. I hope the dimension alert work." Bentley said.

"Thank you, Bentley." Rarity responded in gratitude as she left through the portal.

"Are you going to be okay, Sly?" Bishop asked.

"Yeah. I think I am." Sly answered.

"Wait! I almost forgot something!" Bentley realized.

"What?" Sly asked as Bentley ran and came back with a book that had the Hamato Symbol on it.

"I made this for the girls to say thanks for helping us." Bentley responded.

"I'll give it to them." Bishop accepted.

"Thanks." Bentley said in gratitude as with that, Bishop left and the portal sealed shut

"You made it like the Thievius Raccoonus, didn’t you?" Sly assumed.

"You bet, Sly." Bentley answered.

"Thanks." Sly said in gratitude.

"No problem, partner." Bentley responded.

"Well, this was certainly a magical adventure." Visamo noted.

"One I won't forget." Sly agreed with a smile as Murray drove them back to Paris.