You are the first crowd who has welcomed The Great and Powerful Trixie with a cheer. In turn, for you only and merely tonight, The Great and Powerful Trixie will perform the never before seen magic trick, with no magic!
Behold! Without even charging the horn, The Great and Powerful Trixie shall make this apple disappear.
Now you see the apple on the chair, but after The Great and Powerful Trixie sits on it… Mghh!
Igh!
Uh, ugh!
Auch!
Aaa!
AAAAAA!
Oh, god, I'm gonna die...
…
And... And now... And now when The Great and Powerful Trixie slowly and carefully stands up, you can no longer see the apple...
Ta-da!
I need to get to a hospital.