Discord remembered he liked playing Dungeons & Discords when he was playing with Spike and Big Mac, and as much as he enjoyed playing the game, he could not get the actual Big Mac or Spike as they sometimes are busy. the simulation could create a big mac and spike personalities, then have them tell the tale.
it sounded like a simulation in a simulation. it sounded like absolute chaos. Discord was already smiling.
"Generate Big Mac and Spike please" the simulation fizzed the familiar faces in front of Discord "enable interaction"
the two creatures started moving looking around them.
"Hey Discord!" exclaimed Spike "where are we?"
"The sewers" said Discord. and as he said it, the sewers generated around them. "you ready for guys night?
"EYUP!" exclaimed Big Mac "Whats the goal this time?"
"how about a chaos emerald?" answered Discord
"oh a search for treasure! im In!" said spike.
"EYUP!" exclaimed Big Mac
the goal was set: Obtain the chaos emerald. the three adventurers are poor, and have no way to barly survive they keep each other safe even though they are barely surviving
spike coughed as he warmed his hands by the small fire shivering against the murky pipes of the sewer.
"I heard a nasty rumor on the surface today." spike said
"what didst thou hear Spikonous?" asked Big Mac
"i think one of the taverns is hosting a treasure hunt" Spike said
"no shit?"
"yeah"
"hmmm...well that would be good news for us. we would be able to finally get out of these slops" said the bigger man
"i think its time to leave to find treasure" said Big Mac
The group of four were walking down a dark street, and the streets were lined with buildings, and some were lit up. The large men were leading the way, the smaller men following behind. There was no moon, but the sky was filled with stars. It was a clear night, but the air was filled with the smell of sewage.
"You're right," said Big Mac "we should be able to find a better place to sleep tonight."
"We need to find something first." Spike said "I think I know where we can find a nice bed."
"Hahaha! That sounds like fun Spikey!" laughed Big Mac "I'm in! Let's go!"
The pair of heroes headed towards the next building, as they did so they passed the next building, but instead of going inside, they went to the next building, and the next, and the next, before reaching the end of the block.
The pair of adventurers found the entrance to the tavern, but it was locked. The door was solid metal, with an alarm system, and was guarded by a half dozen guards. The heroes were about to give up when Spike noticed that there was a light on inside the tavern.
"We need to find the owner!" he said
"We need to find the owners!" replied Big Mac
"There's always the bartender!" Spike said "I'll go talk to him."
Spike walked into the dimly lit room, and he saw a young man, who looked like he was probably in his twenties. He had short brown hair, and wore a blue t-shirt and jeans. He was sitting at a table playing cards with another man, who seemed to be in his forties.
"Hey Spike!" called Big Mac "I'm here!"
"I'm glad you're here, because I was wondering if you could help me." Spike said
"Sure what's up?"
"we need to enter the treasure hunt!" responded the younger man
"I need to find the Chaos Emerald."
"Oh yes, but what are you going to do with it?" the younger bartender asked
"I'm going to sell it."
"You can't! Its illegal!"
"I don't care, I'm just going to sell it!"
"Its a powerful gem, and I can't have the cops coming here to arrest me!"
"I'll go to jail for a long time for selling a valuable gem, but if I get caught, then I'll be able to buy myself out of jail by selling the gems I find."
"You don't need to sell the emeralds, you can just keep them."
"I'm not keeping the gems! I'm selling the gem!"
"Oh?"
"Yes. I'm going to start a new life, and I'm going to sell the valuable gems I find, and buy the rest of the stuff I need to start a life of my own."
"Here you are! Here's a map of the area, and a scroll with all the information you'll need. You can read it yourself, or you can ask me questions."
The bartender handed over the scroll, and the two men began to read from it.
"What is this? A guide to the sewers?" asked Spike
"No, this is a list of the treasures of the city."
"So, how are we going to find the treasure?"
"We'll figure it out as we go. But I think I know a way."
"What's that?"
"You're a hero, so you'll know what to do."
"Hrm, well I guess I'll be able to do something."
"Good, because that will be the most important thing."
The three heroes were walking down the dark streets of the town. They were in the middle of the night, and the city was quiet.
The trio went west, and soon they reached the edge of town. The tunnel looked like a normal sewer tunnel, but there were some stairs leading down into it. They went down, and found themselves in a large room with many doors leading off it. All of them were locked.
"I think we should try one of the rooms on the right," suggested Big Mac
"I think that's where we should start looking," said Spike
The group continued to the left, and found themselves in a slightly smaller room. There was a door on the left side of the room, and it was locked.
"I think we should go back to the main hall and try the other door," said Spike
"I think we should try that door," agreed Little John
The pair of them went to the door on the left side of the room, and opened it. Inside was a small office. It was empty, so they decided to look around the office.
"I think this room is the only one that's unlocked," stated Big Mac
"I'm going to check out the desk," announced Spike
The young man walked over to the desk, and began to look through the drawers. He found some writing in a book, and he read it.
"This is a letter to Mr. Varsakken. This is his address. The first part is to pay you for your help, and the second part is a map of the city. You can read it yourself, or you can ask me questions."
Big Mac picked up the map, and read the first sentence.
"Dear sir,
I am Mr. Elios, and I am here to help you. I have a friend who is also a hero, and I want to help her. She is called Mary Jane.
I have heard about the great deeds you have done, and I want to help. If you would like, I can give you the location of the treasure.
I am also willing to give you a reward, if you help Mary Jane.
I hope you will help Mary Jane.
Sincerely,
Mr. Elios
"This guy sounds pretty shady," mumbled Big Mac
"I don't think so, I think this is just a scam to get money from us," answered Spike.
"Yeah, but I don't see how we can trust him."
"Well, we can't really trust anyone, but maybe we should just take the chance," offered Little John
"I think that's probably a good idea," agreed Big Mac.
The three men decided to take the chance, and went to see Elios.
"Hello, gentlemen. What can I do for you?"
"We need a guide to find the treasure of the City of Thieves."
"Ah yes, of course, you are my heroes. We will be able to find it easily. I will lead you to it."
Elios led them to an old building, and showed them the way to get inside. When they got inside, there were some stairs, and some windows. Elios showed them that there was a trapdoor in the floor, and he opened it. He then closed the trapdoor. The door to the outside was locked, so they decided to wait until nightfall.
"I will be waiting for you. Good luck, and stay alert."
Elios left, and the trio of heroes waited for the evening to come. They waited for an hour or so, but no sign of Mr. Elios. Spike and Little John were getting frustrated, and they both suggested they just leave, but Big Mac was against it.
"No, we need to stick around and see what happens."
"Well we can't leave, because I'm not sure if he's coming or not."
"Well we can't leave either, because I'm not sure what the hell we're going to do if he doesn't show up."
The two guys didn't really have any more ideas on what to do, so they decided to just stay put. Soon, they heard a noise, and Big Mac yelled out "HEY! HEY!"
The group of four were suddenly attacked by several creatures, and one of them had already taken off its helmet. The creature was covered in blood, and it was holding a sword.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S A TURTLE!" shouted Little John.
"Yeah, it's a fucking ninja turtle! We gotta kill the fucker!" exclaimed Spike
Is it teenaged? asked discord as Little John
"no its older, why do you ask?" asked spike
'nothing... just saves me a lawsuit." replied Discord
You and your team defend the fort, while keeping an eye on Big Mac and his friends.
Big Mac and his buddies don't even bother to attack, they just run off. You and a few others continue to fight the remaining two. Eventually, the other guy gets tired of fighting.
"Alright! Alright! Let's finish this thing!" he shouts and runs off. The rest of the people in the room start to get scared, and they start to leave. The girl is also scared, but she stays.
"What's going on?" she asks.
"I'll tell you later! Just get outta here!"
You and the girl leave, as well as most of your team. As for Big Mac and his two buddies, they follow after the retreating soldiers. Big Mac and his buddy run off, and Big Mac is shouting at everyone to follow him.
"Come on, let's go! Follow the big man!" Big Mac says.
"But where's Elios? I thought we were going to kill him!" Discord asks.
"He's dead! That little shit killed him, and now we're all gonna die!" Big Mac exclaims.
"Alright, listen up! This is my dad, who's been fucking with us since day one. He's not going to be happy about what's going on, so let's get it straight! It's either you, or me, or the entire town! If it's me, then I'll take you and your friend out! If it's the town, then I'll take you all out! If it's the both of us, then you'll all die. Just like that fat bitch did to me!" discord says
"Alright, calm down, calm down!"
Big Mac and his two buddies stop running, as well as all the people following them. They turn around and face the military men. The two guys are still holding their swords, but Big Mac is now holding a knife in his hand.
"Alright boys! Drop your weapons!" Big Mac exclaims.
they drop their swords, as well as their eyes. Big Mac and his spike are now holding knives. Big Mac is getting ready to kill the soldier, when he looks over at his other buddy, who's now holding a gun.
"Don't shoot," Big Mac shouts.
Spike fires, hitting the prisoner in the head. The shot causes him to fall to the ground. This causes the remaining soldiers to run off, leaving Big Mac and his friend alone.
As Big Mac walks over to the fallen prisoner, you and your team follow behind him. When you get near him, he turns to look at you, and smiles.
"Alright! We're all in this together, so let's get to work! And remember, if you want to live, the only way out of this room is through me!"
"That's right, I'm taking my team out, and then we're gonna kill every last one of those sons of bitches!"
"Alright! Alright! You got me, hold on! Hold on!"
Big Mac turns to his friends, trying to calm them down. They do not listen though. They continue to shout and scream.
"No! No, no, we're with you! You can't leave us here! They're gonna find us and kill us! Please! We're with you! We're with you! We're all in this together!"
"Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!" Big Mac shouts.
"I'm sorry! Alright, alright, we're all in this together! If you want to survive, you're gonna have to listen to me!"
"We're not listening to any of your shit!"
"Well, fuck you and your shitty ideas! I'm outta here! Fuck it! Let's just go!"
"Hey wait, hold on!" Big Mac says.
"What?!"
"You don't want to kill anyone? Fine, you can stay here!"
"What?! Listen, I'm sorry, but we're not killing anybody, not even for revenge! All we want is to go home, and we're not going to do that by killing someone! Alright, you guys can go home, and I'm not going to be a part of it!"
"but the jewel Big Mac!" spike asked with, discord and big mac breathing up a storm.
"Yeah, what about the fucking jewel?" Big Mac asks. " you can take it!" i'm done with this adventure.
"No, that's not the plan!"
"fuck the plan" Mac says
"Alright, you guys are free to go, but I'm staying here. I'm taking out the town! We're gonna kill everyone, and then I'm gonna take out the rest of you!"
"No, Big Mac, you can't do that!"
"Why the hell not? I'm a fuckin' hero! I'm supposed to save the day! There's no reason why I shouldn't be able to take out the town! Look, I'm taking out the town, so if you guys are gonna stay here, then you're gonna have to listen to me!"
"But it's suicide!"
"You're right, it's suicide. But I'm gonna die anyway, so it's not like I'm going to get a medal or anything. So what's the point of dying for something you don't believe in? I'll see you guys at the end of this."
Big Mac takes out a pistol and points it at them. "you die ill kill you just go!"
"Alright, we need to get out of here. I think we should split up, and try to find a place to hide out."
"What?! Why? We're not even safe in our own homes!"
"We're not safe in our own homes because we're surrounded by hostile people, and a bunch of armed men! We're not even safe in the sewers, and we're surrounded by hostile people, and a bunch of armed men! We're not even safe in our own homes because we're surrounded by hostile people, and a bunch of armed men! You want to be safe from people, then you need to be safe from the government. That's why it's best if we stay away from our homes, and go somewhere else. I think we need to find someplace to hide out, and wait for help to come."
"What about me and my team?" Discord asked.
"What about you and your team?
"What about me and my team?"
"Yes, I'm taking your team out of this. You're going to be disbanded, and I'm going to make sure that nobody from this group ever comes back. I'm also putting all the money that I won from this bet into a trust fund for you, to help you get started in life."
"What?! What about us?"
"I'm sorry, but there's no way you're getting out of this alive. You're going to have to live with this. The only thing left for you now is to take revenge on the world. The first step is to kill everyone."
"What about me and my team?"
"You're going to be disbanded, and I'm going to make sure that nobody from this group ever comes back. I'm also putting all the money that I won from this bet into a trust fund for you, to help you get started in life."
"What about me and my team?"
"What about you and your team? I'm not having you die for nothing!"
"But... we're friends!"
"Friends? No, I'm trying to kill you!"
> what again?
Spike started screaming at Big Mac, but he doesn't seem to care. He just continues to point his gun at your head.
"You're a piece of shit, you know that? A fucking murderer, a cold blooded killer, and a rapist. You're not a friend. You're not even a person. You're a monster. I hope you're happy, because I'm going to kill you soon."
"Kill me? What's wrong with you?!"
"Nothing, you're going to die anyway. Look, the next time you see someone from this group, you tell them that the rest of us are leaving for good. You tell them to tell everyone else to do the same. Tell anyone who will listen. If you don't, I'm going to kill you."
"CEACE!" Discord shouts, and then you hear a loud explosion.
"Goodbye," Big Mac says.
And then it's over.
Spiked watched as the entire city is engulfed in flames. In his own home, the walls are destroyed, the roof is gone, the windows are smashed, the furniture is broken, and the couch is on fire. The TV is on, but static. he quickly rubbed his hand together and reached for the fire before it engulfed him completely
Big mac died next
And then discord dies
they all died in the middle of the night, as the world ended.
The simulation turned white again there was no more story.
"I really got to stop dying more" said Discord standing up to see the white field in front of him.
he pinched himself "owch" he says... he had a weird thought that he didn't control the last story as much as the first one.
"perhaps maybe a different story?" he thought.