How would one even start a chaos story? Discord thought flapping his fingers. "but of course i will have to start in the middle of the story! that's how you tell a chaos story" he said laughing. this was going to be fun. but first...
"I guess we should get started then." discord said as he held up his hand and summoned the portal again.
The end of time itself has come upon us...
A bright light flashed through space, causing stars to explode across the entire universe. A massive explosion rocked the planet below, sending shockwaves throughout its surface. As it did so, two small figures could be seen running from the epicenter of the destruction. They ran for what seemed like hours before finally slowing down and collapsing onto their backs. When they looked up at the sky, they saw that there were no more suns or moons. Only blackness enveloped them. Their eyes began to open, but nothing appeared around them except darkness. Then, both of them felt something cold touch their faces. It was ice, freezing their skin into immobility. One of them screamed in agony, while the other tried desperately to move away. Both of them had been frozen solid. They couldn't feel anything anymore; not pain, nor hunger, nor thirst. All they knew is that death was coming soon.
Somewhere far off in the distance, another pair of beings stood looking out towards the horizon. They watched in awe as the world slowly disappeared beneath the endless night. Neither of them spoke because neither wanted to say goodbye. Even though they never met each other face-to-face, they still considered themselves brothers. They shared a bond unlike any other. These two men were about to meet their maker together.
They were the last survivors on Earth.
Three months ago, the worst natural disaster ever recorded happened upon our planet. A meteor hit the earth's atmosphere, traveling at incredible speeds. Its impact caused a chain reaction within our atmosphere which resulted in the destruction of every single living thing on our planet. None survived. But there are some who managed to survive the initial impact. Some hid underground, others survived due to luck alone, and yet others found shelter with fellow humans. Now, after three long months, only four people remain alive--two men and two women. Two of these people are brother and sister, while the remaining two are best friends.
One pony is a scientist working at EASA. He spends most of his day studying the remains of the fallen civilization known as the Great Old Ones. His work helps him cope with the loss of his wife and daughter during the event. This man knows better than anyone else just how little hope humanity has left. Yet, despite all odds, he continues to fight.
Another pony works at a local gas station. She lives with her boyfriend and young son. Her life seems perfect until the day she discovers her husband cheating on her with another woman. After being dumped, she decides to go back home and take care of herself instead of living with someone who doesn't love her. Unfortunately, when she arrives at her house, she finds that everything is gone. Not only is her family gone, but also her job, apartment, car, and savings account. She now must live off the generosity of her parents and struggle to find a new place to live. This pony isn't very smart, but she does know how to look out for number one.
The final pony is a young girl who attends school full-time. Every morning she wakes up early to prepare for class. While her mind may be filled with thoughts of learning and math equations, her heart is filled with fear and sadness. She fears getting sick, dying, and losing everyone she loves. Unlike the rest of her classmates, this pony can do nothing. No matter how hard she tries, she cannot stop thinking about the future. How many days till she gets sick? What if she dies suddenly?
so many random stories. Discord couldn't wait as he snapped his fingers to begin the simulation.
The first scene showed the scientists standing over the body of a dead alien. They studied it carefully.
"What do you think?" asked the scientist.
"I don't know," said the second scientist. "This creature looks different from what we've encountered so far."
"Different how?" asked the third scientist.
"Well... it appears to have suffered severe internal injuries. We're going to need to study its brain."
"Do you want me to call Dr. Michaels?"
"No! I'm sure he'll get here eventually!" replied the fourth scientist.
"Why wait?" said the fifth scientist. "We should dissect it right now."
"But..." protested the fourth scientist.
"Don't worry, Doctor," said the fifth scientist. "You won't lose your job. You're already fired anyway." With that, the five scientists proceeded to cut open the alien's head. As the blood poured out, the five scientists laughed gleefully.
Suddenly, the laughter stopped when they noticed something odd. There was something wrong with the aliens' brains. Something wasn't quite right. "Wai-" said the first scientist. Before he could finish his sentence, the second scientist bit his tongue and dropped to the ground. That same moment, the third scientist collapsed onto the floor. Next, the fourth scientist fell to the ground. And then, finally, the fifth scientist fell to the ground too. Discord watched in horror as the creatures went crazy. Live carpet rugs raised out of the aliens brain They started ripping apart the bodies of their former colleagues. Then, they began tearing each other limb from limb. Soon, there were only six people left alive: the sixth scientist, a pony, and a human boy named Billy. The last thing Discord saw before he died was the six aliens trying to eat each other.
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The entire universe was white again " I can't believe it I was eaten by a rug." said a pensive Discord. "I LOVE IT!!" he exclaimed.
Twilight Sparkle Ive called you a nerd, ive called you a geek, but this ai is absolute chaos I love it! oh it feels like my birthday!
okay enough celebrating, lets talk about our plan. So far the best part of the evening has been watching all these ponies act like animals. Now we just need to figure out where to put them. It would be great if we could put them in some kind of zoo or preserve. But we'd still have to feed them and give them water. Maybe we could lure them into a mine shaft or something. Or maybe even some kind of factory. Yeah, something along those lines. lets get rid of all those pesky unicorns and pegasi. ok makeshift ponies, from the top!
Lights. Discord. and... ACTION!
Rainbow Dash begins running around wildly screaming at the top of her lungs. Fluttershy runs after Rainbow Dash and attempts to calm her down.
"Come on, Rainbow! Why are you doing this?!" asks Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash continues to run around crazily. "Because I'm a freakin' rainbow colored unicorn!" shouts Rainbow Dash. "That doesn't make any sense!" says Fluttershy.
"I AM A FREAKIN' UNICORN!!!" yells Rainbow Dash.
"Okay, fine! Go ahead!" exclaims Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash flies off leaving Fluttershy alone.
Pinkie Pie goes next and starts dancing and singing. Pinkie Pie dances around happily until she trips over a rock and falls face first into a pile of dirt. Pinkie Pie screams in pain and begins crying. "Oh noooooooo!" cries Pinkie Pie. "My legs hurt really bad!"
"Oh dear," says Applejack. "If I had known you were going to fall, I wouldn't have let you dance so much."
"It isn't your fault," says Pinkie Pie. "It's that rock's fault."
"What do you mean?" asks Applejack. "The rock tripped me up."
"Do you want me to help you up?" asks Applejack.
"No, its fine. Its not like anyone will see me."
"Well, alright then," says Applejack and walks away.
Apple Bloom follows Applejack and tries to help Pinkie Pie up. She does so, but accidentally kicks Pinkie Pie in the stomach causing her to cough up a mouthful of dirt.
"Oops," says Apple Bloom. "Sorry."
"Its okay," says Pinkie Pie. "
I guess it happens to everyone once in awhile."
"Yeah, well, don't kick me again," says Pinkie Pie.
"I promise not to kick you ever again," says Apple Bloom.
"No do it again!" said Discord and Apple Bloom kicked pinkie pie in the stomach once more. "The hey?" she wondered. as pinkie pie said ow once more. Discord started laughing "this is good... please keep this comedy going" Discord said.
Rarity comes next and becomes extremely angry. She beats everypony else with her tail, including herself. Rarity eventually gets tired of beating herself and stops. "pffft!" gigged Discord "hey why are you beating yourself?" he said sarcastically. "because im beautiful and perfect and my life sucks because Im ugly and imperfect." said Rarity.
Discord keeps laughing. "you would never say that in the real world.." said Discord.
"yes i would!" shouted rarity.
"no you wouldn't..." said Discord.
"NO YOU WOULDN'T!!" shouted Rarity.
"and what makes you think that? you are a program." asked Discord.
"YES BECAUSE IM JEALOUS AND IM SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS GROUP!!!!" screamed Rarity.
"geez even for an ai your you make a convincing bratty rarity." Discord touched rarity's nose "erase" he says and in a cloud of dust she evaporates into the air. "wow" said Discord "intuitive"
Fluttershy comes out last and takes a deep breath before speaking. "so here we go...." begins fluttershy "I am afraid that I may be a little bit different than the rest of you."
"im still twenty percent cooler" Rainbow Dash said.
"actually if you're gonna talk about being different you should probably start talking about how you aren't gay" said Twilight Sparkle.
"wait wait wait hold on now... I'm NOT GAY?!?!" cried out Dash "how can someone who looks like me possibly NOT BE GAY!?"
"well since you've been living among us and all... just remember that there are people out there who look exactly like you or worse yet they might actually be two-dimensional!" exclaimed Fluttershy.
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS RIGHT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO LOOK LIKE ME THAT AREN'T GAY THOSE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN EXIST THEY CAN'T EXIST IT WOULD BREAK THE UNIVERSE IF TWO DIMENSIONS EXISTED!!!!!" yelled Applejack.
"oh stop being such a drama queen." said Rainbow Dash.
"volume down" commanded Discord. in an instant the ponies started whispering. They were all acting very nervous.
"okay, let's get back to business shall we?" suggested Fluttershy.
The group agreed and continued their work until twilight approached them.
"okay, enough of this nonsense! let's get back to our main goal!" said Twilight.
"what was the point of bringing us together anyway?" asked Pinkie Pie.
"in order to find Luna" replied Twilight.
"but isn't she dead?" asked Apple Jack.
"not according to the book that Discord gave me." said Twilight.
"CUT!" yelled Discord instantly freezing time, "there shall be no mention of me, computer. There will also be no mention of any books! Now where did I put that damn raincloud?" He looked around frantically searching for his magic raincloud but couldn't find it anywhere.
"damn it!" he said frustratedly. Suddenly a bright light appeared from above him. It was the sun. Discord flew up in panic trying to escape the burning rays. He fell through some clouds and landed on a grassy hill. He looked at the sky and saw the sun.
"well I guess ill never know what happens" exclaims a saddened Discord. "that stuff was hilarious, I think am up for some more? sound good? ok reset. "
Lights! Discord! and.... Action!