Step Sixteen: Be a Star
Become a legend in your own right. Be the pony who puts a spin on your murder mysteries. The pony who knows what it’s like to come close to death. The crazy writer featured in Equine magazine who likes to kill all of the disagreeable shoe pebbles you’ve encountered in your murder mystery novels. Become an eccentric. Become the talk of the town.
Give yourself a reason to wakeup each day and laugh about the morbid poetry you used to write in junior high. And Eriskay Princely? How could you have ever listened to him? Question this for the rest of your life, along with the ponies that tried so hard to weigh you down.
Have pity on those ponies and wish them the best. Shoot, even invite them to a Summer Sun Celebration BBQ. You know the one you hold annually in the University’s Biology room, much to the headmaster’s constant complaints about your disregard for tradition.