My Little Yugi: Pinkie Is Magic

by distortedtruth92


Beware the Pinkamena

Chapter Seven
Joey looks over to Yugi, “Hey Yug, is it me or did Pinkie just change.”
Yugi looks closely, “It seems like she did a transformation similar to the one I do with Atem (guys tell me if you prefer Atem or Yami, I’m fine either way). But she doesn’t have a Millenium Item. I wonder how she’s doing it.”
Pinkamena looks at Weevil, “Are you ready, Weevil? You know, I was thinking, after this maybe we could make some cupcakes together.”
Pinkamena, stop that!
Oh, calm down. I’m just having some fun.
“What? Are you crazy?”
Pinkamena thinks for a moment, then smiles even more widely than before. “Why yes, yes I am.”
Dang it, Pinkamena!
Weevil shakes his head, scared by this new, terrifying Pinkie. “Whatever, let’s just start.”
“Very well.” She shuffles her deck and puts it into the deck slot. Weevil does the same. “How does a two star chip wager sound to you?”
“If it will get you to leave this island then that’s fine by me.”
She draws five cards then looks at her hand. She has a “Trap Hole,” “Red Eyes Black Chick,” “Red Eyes Black Dragon,” “Armored Dragon Lvl. 3,” and “Armored Dragon Lvl. 7.” She looks up at Weevil. “It’s a shame this duel won’t last that long.”
Weevil laughs a wheezing laugh. “Yes I agree, dear Pinkie. By all means go first.”
“OK, I will.” Pinkamena draws. Very nice. The Red Eyes Darkness Dragon. “I play one card face down. I then play Red Eyes Black Chick in attack mode.”
“Woah,” Joey cries out. “Where did she get that card? It wasn’t in her deck last time I dueled her.”
“I don’t know,” Yugi replies. “But, if she brought that out on her first turn, I know what coming next turn. Pinkie is already winning.”
The same realization seems to have dawned on Weevil. He quickly gathers himself, but it doesn’t stop his voice from cracking. “My turn.” He draws. His face falls as he looks at his hand. “I play this card face down in defense mode and end my turn.”
Pinkamena draws and lets out a blood curdling laugh. This just keeps getting better Pinkie. Look, the Armored Dragon Lvl. 10.
Yes, I see it, Pinkamena. After all, those are my eyes you are seeing with.
Damn, filly, you’re no fun at all.
Just don’t harm him when you’re done.
It won’t be anything physical.
Pinkie sighs, If you must.
C’mon he deserves it for what he said to you.
If you say so.
I do.
Pinkamena looks a Weevil with that same wicked grin on her face. “I sacrifice my Chick to play the Red Eyes Black Dragon!”
“Damn it,” Weevil cries.
“I attack your face down monster.”
Basic Insect is revealed right before it is blasted into oblivion.
“Your turn, Weevil,” Pinkamena says innocently.
Weevil draws, his face still down cast. “I play this monster face down in defense mode.”
Pinkamena draws. Eh, not bad I guess. “I place one card face down and then play Armored Dragon Lvl. 3. Then I will sacrifice my Red Eyes to special summon Red Eyes Darkness Dragon!”
“Oh wow,” Tea exclaims. “How is that card in her deck?”
“Once again,” Yugi says, “I have no idea.”
Pinkamena grins widely, “I attack your face down monster with my Armored Dragon.”
Leghul is briefly revealed before the Armored Dragon obliterates it. “Now I attack you directly with Darkness Dragon.”
Weevil screams as his Life Points drop from 4000 to 1000.
“It’s you last turn Weevil.”
Weevil draws, his face a picture of his dejected soul. “I play this card face down.”
Pinkamena draws. “I sacrifice my Armored Dragon to play Armored Dragon Lvl. 5 from my deck. I attack your face down monster with it.”
A high pitched scream is heard as Gokibore is destroyed. “I now finish you off with Red Eyes Darkness Dragon.”
When the duel is over, Weevil balls up into the fetal position. “How could I lose to someone who isn’t even real?”
Pinkamena runs up to him and gives him a swift kick to the face, causing Weevil to howl in pain.
“What was that, you worm?”
Pinkamena, no! Stop!
No! I will not stop. He deserves this for what he has said to us.
But… it’s just not right. Pinkamena can feel tears rolling down her cheeks from her more docile self’s emotions.
She screams at Weevil. “Call me fake on more time, mother bucker. Say fake one more Celestia Damned time. I dare you. I double dare you.” Each sentence is punctuated with a kick to the face. Tears are streaming down her face now as Pinkie tries to regain control.
All of a sudden Pinkamena is grabbed from behind and pulled away from Weevil. From far away, she sees the bloody mess of Weevil’s face. Pinkie immediately returns to herself. Her hair curls back up and returns to a bright pink. Her eyes grow soft and return to their natural bright blue.
“What have I done?” she turns and starts sobbing into Joey’s shoulder.
Pinkie, I’m sorry.
Go away.
I can’t, Pinkie. I am you. Listen, I’m sorry I lost control. It won’t happen again.
Why are you being nice?
Because if you are sad, I’m sad. Both of us like being happy. Granted, different things make us happy.
Do you promise to not lose control again?
I promise.
OK. You can keep on dueling.
Thank you, Pinkie.
Pinkie walks over to Weevil. Pulling out his star chips, she whispers in his ear, “I’m so sorry for what I did.” She walks over to her friends, who are looking at her strangely. “OK, so who’s next?”


So i know what y'all are all thinking. "Oh my God he posted two chapters in two days." Well sorry but it wont happen often. i sometimes suffer from serious writers block and college sometimes kicks my ass. not all that hard just a lot of stuff. anyway, i hope y'all enjoyed the chapter