Ponies Versus the Internet

by KenDoStudios


Fluttershy: Waifu(requested)

Fluttershy stood up and walked past Twilight and Applejack, who was looking at the computer already.

"What did you say?" asked Applejack.

"I said let me do it," replied Twilight "I do have more experience than you two."

"Okay." grumbled Applejack.

"What are you girls talking about?" asked Fluttershy

"Apparently it's a medium called 'Anime'" said Rainbow Dash using hoof quotes.

"Oh yeah, I heard about that," said Fluttershy "isn't it Japanese?"

"Yep," said Twilight "it's cartoons made in Japan."

Rainbow Dash made a 'yuck' sound.

"why are you watching anime?" asked Fluttershy.

"It's educational." said Twilight. "it's a good way to learn about other cultures."

"Like what exactly?" asked Fluttershy.

"Well anime has lots of stories about romance," said Twilight. "So you could watch an anime series where there is a prince and princess falling in love, and then fall in love yourself."

"But aren't those shows just fantasies?" asked Fluttershy.

"No." said Twilight "they are very realistic because these things actually happen in real life."

"Really?" asked Fluttershy.

"Yes, many people meet their partners online or through friends. It happens every day."

"Wow, what a wonderful idea," said Fluttershy.

"There is another thing too." Twilight continued. "Anime has lots of violence too, there is one called...Jojo bizarre adventure? not seen it yet but from this article, I'm reading it has high praise."

"According to humanity" scoffed Applejack "where violence is only for entertainment purposes, and no one gets hurt," she says sarcastically.

"Maybe someone will make a pony Jojo anime someday," said Twilight.

"Or some kind of modernized version of Romeo and Juliet" added Rarity.

"Romeo and Juliet would work too." agreed Twilight.

"Anyways," said Applejack "you got any suggestions?"

"Well..." began Fluttershy.

"I think I'll start with JoJo since everyone seems to want to watch it," said Twilight.

"Me too," said Rainbow Dash

"Whats a Waifu?" asked Fluttershy


The group stops their clamoring as the question was completely random. That was until they all looked at what Fluttershy was looking at. the sentence read on the computer. "Many Anime use Waifus as romantic characters."

"What is a Waifu?" repeated Fluttershy.

Twilight typed the question on the computer. "Waifu: A term used by fans of anime to describe fictional wives/girlfriends created in media. They usually share similar qualities such as personality traits or physical features of actual human women."

"So basically your wife." said Fluttershy "but without having a husband."

"I guess," said Twilight.

"so what does that mean?" asked Applejack.

"It means that you can pretend to be married to a character from a TV show or movie," explained Twilight.

"But why would anyone want to do that?" asked Fluttershy.

"Because you can imagine being in a relationship with her," said Twilight.

"That sounds boring," said Pinkie Pie.

"Not really," said Twilight "just imagine your own personal fantasy world, where you will never run into problems with boys or husbands. You can live happily ever after with your favorite anime girl."

"that doesn't sound bad." agreed Fluttershy. Do you think I could make a good Waifu to any pony? "she asks thinking back to the time she spent with Twilight.

"You definitely have the potential to become a great Waifu." said Twilight. "and besides, you're besties with me!
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"Thank you!" exclaimed Fluttershy. "then I'll try my hardest to be a good Waifu to you! But what about some pony else?"

"Sure, go ahead," said Twilight.

"How about Big Mac?" asked Fluttershy.

"He's too big," said Twilight.

"And Scootaloo?" asked Fluttershy.

"She's still little," said Twilight.

"How about Shining Armor?" asked Fluttershy.

"Too much... armor," said Twilight.

"Then... how about Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy suggests.

A burst of laughter came from above the ceiling as Rainbow Dash was laughing at this. She finally stopped when she saw Fluttershy staring up at her.

"Why were you laughing?" asked Fluttershy.

"You? MY Waifu? you got to be joking. You got to be at least twenty percent cooler even for me to consider it." replied Rainbow Dash.

Fluttershy felt offended by this remark. "You want to know what's NOT cool? Being treated like a joke by your best friend."

"Hey now!" protested Rainbow Dash.

"Oh come on, don't deny it." said Fluttershy. "there's nothing wrong with admitting it."

"Fine," admitted Rainbow Dash. "But let's get something straight first."

"what's that?" asked Fluttershy.

"If we ever had a conversation like this again, I swear I'd kick you right in the butt."

Twilight looked up amused "Oh come on Fluttershy, it's not like he'd ever say yes anyway. He's already married to his job of flying." she said.

"Dang straight!" retorted Rainbow Dash.

Fluttershy sighed "Yeah, thats true. Maybe I'll just stick to making a good Waifu for myself then." she said.

After saying goodbye to Twilight, Fluttershy went upstairs to her room. After taking off her clothes, she laid down in bed.
As she lay there, she thought about who she should make her Waifu. The more she thought about it, the harder it became to decide. There are so many ponies out there, but which ones would make a good match for her? It took her almost an hour before she finally decided.

She slowly stood up and walked over to the mirror that hung next to her desk. Looking herself over, she smiled. Her hair was pink and curly, reaching past her shoulders. Her body was slim, yet curvy. She turned around to look at her rear end. Even though she wasn't wearing anything, her ass looked nice enough. Turning back to face forward, she noticed that her breasts weren't huge, nor small. They were just average size, but that made them perfect for her frame. Standing behind her, she touched her sides, feeling her ribs and collarbones. "I could make myself A Waifu if I look this cute," she thought. "Then again... Maybe I shouldn't choose someone based on looks alone..." she thought. "Maybe I should choose one based on their personalities instead." she continued.

She walked back to her bed and sat down. Then she closed her eyes and tried to remember all of the characters she liked most. Of course, Twilight Sparkle is always near the top of her list, followed closely by Spike (who is also a dragon). She remembered Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Rainbow Dash. All of these characters seem interesting enough to be worthy of being her Waifu... Fluttershy leaped from her covers. "what am I thinking... I want all of them to be my Waifu?" she cried. The elemental pony looked at her door where on the other side slept her best friends "It IS a game, right?" she thought.