//------------------------------// // Chapter 1: Dreams Beyond the Glass Window // Story: How I Married Narvi Love // by Xx soul sorrow xX //------------------------------// The following story is 100% true, although it may seem like it is too good to be true. I was still a mare when we met, and the circlestances that broughs us together were .... impossible. but nothing is impossible when the universe can sense LOVE... That was his name. a dashing Stallion with the grizzley look of a prison of war. He had a eyepatch and his looks were sharp like sharpnel from a gunshot wound. he could cut you with one look. To others he's goes by many names. But to me he is the reason I am still alive. He saved me. My name is Rainbow Dash, and this is the story of how I married Narvi Love. I was in Ponyville in the center square at the Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie was eating a 7 hashbrowns for breakfast. it was breakfast time at this time. She invited me over so we could discuss her banquet... "Rainbow focus on me" she said Rainbow Dash was smearing cream cheese bagel. She love a good baggel every morning. She look back. At Pinkie “What” I said mouth full of bagel. Pinkie giggled. I could tell she was ingenuine. I could see it in hers eyes. Pinkie pull out a big book of planning. It was big fat and purple like Twilt Sparkle. The Plan Book she used for planning her big day… Pinkie was marrying Granite Joe. He loved her like a love song Baby. He had grey smooth body and plane shape wings and large eyes full of sorrow and emotons. He was a "Real Hottie" as the kids say. They met eachother at Aplebees and it was love at first site. They had Barbecue Boneless Wings Appetizer.It was Christmas eve naturally. It was the Reason for the Season.Pinkie had leaned in for a dable of ranch from his plate and he got mad but forgave her and they dated. Punkie ate some floor fries. (joe pictured below) I don’t care much for romance… I support Pinkie don’t get me wrong but I just wanna be me, I just wanna be Free. I am a weather horse I fly and clear the clouds, I dont have time for no man.  I even eat a cloud sometimes. I dot need a man to survive on my own. The only romance I ever feel is when an ice cold corona is spillin down my gullet. when Im with my bitches haha. Rarity come in just then, interrupting our MEAL She said Hi My darlings like a flamboyant way. Hi Rarity I said. Pinkie said Hi too but her mouth full of hasbrowns so it was like "HHRFG". And chunks fly every witch way. I like Rarity and her eyeshoadow is always on Pointe. I was secretly jealous of Rarity for her glam… but I could never let it show. I hide behind my tomboy closed doors and my cold demeaner...Every once in a while I have a thought like "Maybe I should ask Rarinty if she give me some Makeup Tips" but I don’t do it. I don’t know why :( Rarity came in and she wear she had her on. It looks stunning. I blushed. I wasnt used to seeing so much skin. Pinkie came me a dirty look… she was always a rivalry with my love interests. I ignore it though because I don’t need that mess in my life. Rarity came in and said “Hi my ducklings, long time, no crime. She flipped her hair gracefully. “Hey Rarity.” “Hey Rarity. Me and Pinkie both said it. Rarity came in and sat down. She set at a chair and wipe her lips with a handkerchief. Pinkie scolded her for being late. Late for what? for the banquet meeting of course. Pinkie lick her hoof and open the pages and start talking about the big wedding plans.  The color scheme is pink and gold like a sunsets. Its going to be a dry wedding because Pinkie’s mom is a nun and she has to be respectful to the nuns. Joe agreed. This is why they were made. For each other. Pinkie came from her mom like a bird give life to babies in the wild. It was a beautiful day that day of her birth. It was Thursday. Her mom had cervix. Pinkie was born at General Hospital of Whitmore County. Pinkie was wild child as a kid and drew on the walls with a crayon and put lip gloss in the carpet but Pinkie Mom loves her anyhow. Rainbow Dash zoomed out of the convo. She was dreaming about eating a cloud because of her silly ways. She’s kind of quirky like a Girl next door kind of way. She caught herself drooling when she saw a outside happening. Outside a stallion was beating up a child. He stomp and yell at it. The kid was yellow and had greenish white hair and he was boy I think and he was crying. He dad had a loud voice and said THATS THE LAST TIME YOU MESS WITH MY GOLF CLUBS YOU LITTLE SH*IT. He stomp on his face and body and hytaned a golf club from the bagg and it had a dent in it. He grab it and swing at at the kids eye ball. The Colt screamed and there was bloody and he have a black eye now. Rainbow thought it was bad so she stopped watching. Pinkie was still reminiscing on the many of kisses her and Joe (M, 37) shared. She was describing their 37th one. One kiss for every year...Rainbow was trying to pay attention but couldn’t stop thinking about the man outside. There was something deep in her gut. She wanted to confront him about his tough attititude an strongness…... It gave her tummy a rush of excitement seeing a man of mystery. She thought about being thrown to the ground and a black eye. Rarity was hucking a loogie on the floor. Pinkie burp her like a baby. It was intimate moment. It woke Rainbow from her desire.  “Hey what are you doing over there" she say. “Idk” anyway I get up and tell Pinkie “Hey Girlie I need to take a loooooooong pee eheheh...it will take at least a minute I will be right back do not go anywhere do not look outside do not pass Go and do not kiss Rarity”. “Rainbow how did you know I was going to do that” say Pinkie. Rainbow ignore her and clopped away.