//------------------------------// // The Note // Story: Return of the Savior! Wait ME? // by NnoDragonEclipse //------------------------------// Hey, he can write in English what a boon to me! What does he mean by Lord Kitsune though? I mean that isn't my name, my name is Kevin Fahren. Going off of the English definition of lord it is either a landowner or like a god. This is a priest saying it so I might lean heavily on God, but I didn't think posing as a god or spirit would actually work. Also how did he write so smoothly on the paper with his hooves of all things? I tried to pick up the quill that was handed to me, but paws aren't great for picking things up and I spilled ink a crossed the paper. I got a look of annoyance from him but once he realized I was looking he quickly change his tune. What dude this is hard without hands! I got a way to stabilize to pen when holding in-between my little toes and two paws. Never thought I would be writing two handed, but I guess it have to work for now. I started to write how Greetings back to you, I am confused on why you called me lord kitsune as I am no lord, and my name is Kevin. Short, simple and polite, best way to get on one's good side. I handed the paper and pen back to him. He took one look at my handwriting and looked at me with disappointment, not even hiding it this time. I'm sorry dude I never had good handwriting but that was before I had paws to deal with. If you wanted the best handwriting I've ever seen, find very small letter Tavin, he could fit a five-paragraph essay on half a sheet of paper while I took three. He started to compare what I wrote to his book, I think it is a dictionary, and the further along he got the more confused he became. At least his looks of confusion and disappointment are not as bad as my father's that one time I screwed up. My father's looks were legendary for their effects, the priest's look just doesn't compare. He started to write. I do knot under know what Kevin mean. Does mean original name? What? He was doing so well in the first half; I should have expected it with how he was stuttering and how simple the sentences were. So, his grammar is in need of work, great. Original name? What does he mean by that? I think I have to change the subject if I'm going to get anywhere with this guy. I took then pen and wrote. What is your name? That seemed to have cheered him up! Divine Seer, my lord. Umm, what? That's his name? Kinda reminds me of a book I read with the naming scheme they have being on the nose. Does that mean he is a seer and can see the future. I might just ask that. Divine Seer, what a lovely name. Does it mean that you are a seer and can see the future. That seemed to get a chuckle out of him. No, me got from believing in your glory. What the fuck is he talking about? My glory? I lived in Idaho where nothing happens! I did nothing important to get any glory! Okay calm down, breath. He believes me to be his god, so I'm fucked when he figures it out that I'm not. I have to bite this in the butt immediately if I'm going to let him down gently instead of pulling the rug out from under him. Fuck I'm going to break his heart. I'm sorry sir but I'm not Lord Kitsune. I'm a regular person who has lived a regular life. I have not brought glory to my family or name. I am not your god. Just as I finished another horse came in with a mailman looking outfit. A female pink fur and blue mane pegasus. Divine Seer and her started talking to each other. Once the finished, Divine gave her the first note and gave her a slight bow. The pegasus responded by giving him a deeper bow. She turned to me and gave me a bow and quickly ran out after a few words. That was cute but I didn't like the bow, I'm no GOD! I turned to face Divine and found him reading. The look of concern on his face would break any heart who looked upon it. Valient Kitsune, you return from the nineth realm, the scenes you saw are not true. The nineth is chaos realm, the land of discord, none who enter leave unharmed. Well fuck you too for saying my life before hand was a lie. Shit he is making excuses for me not being his god. What I say is true, I am not your god. I even had family who loved me in this nineth realm. While saw is real, it no true. The realm was taken by angry god. Vengeful god. You went in to stop him. So let me get this straight, Kitsune went into this nineth realm to fight a god. Yes, you went in realm to not only fight a god, but the god of Chaos. Oh, great so I supposedly fought their version of Satan. Fuck me, he is not backing down on me being Kitsune. Fine I'll back down for a little bit just to stop this. Say I believe you on my mind being altered by this realm, does this mean I can order you to stop and take me outside to see the world. The sour look I received is so precious on the little horse. I didn't know old horse men could be so cute. Yes, but I highly disagree. You will be riot to ponies. Wait till royalty arrives. Yeah, I don't think I want to explain to the highest power in the land that I'm a fraud. Shit is that what the first note was, to get the royalty down here. I so fucked if they arrive soon. wait I didn't see any planes so it will take them time to get here, I just have to find a way so sneak out before they arrive, but I have time. I don't even think the wings on these horses even work with how tiny they are on them. While I value you opinion, it will due me no good being locked up in castle waiting for royalty to save me. I'd rather be with the people than in here when they arrive. That seemed to shock him enough to agree to let me out. He got up to make his way to the door, I went to follow. I feel like this will be my final breath of fresh air I will ever take before I get beheaded for heresy against their god. I mean I have time to enjoy the sights and then run before they arrive right?