The Adventures of Pinkie and Dashie

by Badguy400


Chapter Five: A Very Aggressive King

King Sombra is fuming… . Fuming that he just got pranked by Flurry Heart and Pinkie Pie… . Not only that, but they also used the most horrible combination of liquids and or compounds in order to do their prank… . I.e, flour and water… .

Not to mention that Rainbow Dash is crying because she got pranked too… . And it didn’t feel well for her because of two reasons… . One is that she’s usually the prankster, and not the prankee… . Secondly, since she’s a baby again, everything will feel a lot more bad, and or messy for whenever she gets exposed to them… . For instance, being doused in flour and water… .

“W-w-we sowwy sombwa… .” Pinkie apologized nervously. “W-w-we no mean it… . H-honest… . W-we sowwy… . P-p-pwease…. no hurt us… .” Sombra just responded with screaming from the top of his lungs before slamming one of his back hooves to the floor. After that, he sighs, and then says; “next time that you think of a prank, make sure that it doesn’t involve me as the target next time… . Got it?!” Both Pinkie and Flurry nodded, and then rushed to get the cleaning supplies. Sombra huffed, and then said to himself; “that’s what I figured… .” before wiping himself off a bit due to the flour and water combo messing up his mane.


A few hours have gone by, and here’s the result… .

“So um… “ Sombra began as he’s covered in foal powder, looking stunned and shocked. “H-how is it that you’ve managed to make a bomb out of baby powder, and water balloons… ? L-let alone how… ?!” Pinkie just giggled, and babbled; “I fuww of supwises… .” Flurry Heart then flew to Sombra with a baby wipe, and began wiping his face so that way the foal powder wouldn’t stick. Flurry began to giggle, and joked; “wike how youwe diapee is?” Pinkie then began to whine audibly as she’s starting to feel embarrassed. She then blurted out; “I no make potty! Y-yet… .” Sombra just looked at Pinkie before saying; “I’ll change you if you decide to go to the bathroom on yourself, no worries… .” Pinkie chuckled a little, then got out a baby wipe to help Flurry Heart with cleaning up Sombra because he’s covered in foal powder still.

And as for Rainbow Dash, she’s asleep; not covered in foal powder anymore. She’s currently dreaming about something, as she then began to babble and wave her hooves in her sleep. Then she relaxed, then starts snoring.

Seeing this, Sombra looked at Pinkie Pie, and then asked with a slight smirk; “so what? You can’t think of anything else to do with your time besides acting like a baby?” He then chuckled a bit before continuing; “because for me, I’d say that you just miss being a baby, and are just looking for an excuse to act like one… . Is that correct?” Pinkie looked at him with a shocked expression, but then sighed and nodded with a frown. Sombra sighs also, and then says; “well hey, if it made you feel any better, I honestly felt like caring for you like as if you were my own daughter… . Even though I never had a daughter of my own before… , hehehe… .”

Flurry Heart paused for a bit, then began to ask Sombra as to why? Or at least tried to due to the language barrier… . And by language barrier, it meant that Sombra didn’t understood a word that she said because Flurry Heart is still fairly young, and hasn’t learned any basic words like “hi”, and “bye bye”, for example. Sombra then sighed again, chuckles, and then replied with; “I’m a villain kid. Don’t you remember… ?” Flurry Heart paused for a bit, then got a look of realization, and then nodded in response. Sombra nodded also, and then said; “exactly… “ while moving a bit because he’s starting to feel stiff and sore from leaning against the wall for too long because Pinkie and Flurry Heart are trying in a way to clean him up so the flour and water mixture wouldn’t stain or get stuck in his mane.

Repositioning to a little comfortable position, Sombra began with; “how about we just call it a night, huh? I’m starting to feel tired… . How about you two?” Flurry and Pinkie both shook their heads no, but then both yawned at the same time. Shaking his head with a smile, Sombra got up while making sure the two infants weren’t gonna fall off of him roughly because they were on his chest trying to wipe his face with baby wipes so their prank wouldn’t leave a mess, and then replied with; “let’s worry about the mess in the morning… . I’m too tired to worry about it now… .” Both Flurry and Pinkie slowly nodded their heads in response, and then fell down to the floor and began to fall asleep with a snore, not even worrying about what they just did, and if it was gonna hurt because they just did that. Sombra chuckles, says to himself; “such silly little things… .” and then picked both of them up so they could be placed into an actual bed, and not be left to sleep on the ground like that. Laying down on the little bed that was next to Flurry’s bed, (where Pinkie and Flurry are sleeping at), Sombra said goodnight, and then turned to fall asleep. Rainbow Dash then woke up a bit to fly herself onto an actual bed too, and then fell asleep on top of Sombra’s chest, without him noticing.


After some time had passed… .

Rainbow Dash is now crying because of two things that happened in a span of four hours… .

The first two hours consisted of Pinkie and the other two infants sleeping in Flurry Heart’s bed. But unfortunately, after the first hour, Rainbow began to look frightened and thrashed out in her sleep, (surprisingly not hurting Pinkie and Flurry in the process), woke up, and began crying very loudly, waking everyone else up. Sombra got up and checked on Rainbow, only to find out that she woke up, and that she also had an accident because of that nightmare scaring her. He sighed, and then picked her up to get her diaper changed.

The second hour included Flurry Heart and Pinkie Pie also needing a diaper change, plus with Rainbow and Sombra trying to calm them both down because they were abruptly woken up. Both Sombra and Rainbow tried to calm them down with something simple as a lullaby, but to no avail since both of them stunk at singing. Both eventually succeeded into calming them down by giving both of them bottles, but unfortunately had to stay up an extra hour because now Pinkie and Flurry Heart are feeling energetic because of being fed bottles of milk.

Luckily for everyone, the next two hours are actually quite calm. With Flurry and the others all asleep on top of her bed. At least until Pinkie had to go to the bathroom, but was too late in getting up on time to realize that until it happened, and because of that, she had another accident. Which unfortunately resulted in her crying, and throwing a huge fit over it.

As for the final hour, Rainbow Dash got a small bruise on her tummy from when Pinkie lashed out at her from having another accident. And with that, Pinkie Pie realized what she had just done, instantly apologized, and then Rainbow began crying regardless because it hurt so much that the apology didn’t even matter… .

Eventually, every pony is calm again, and are now asleep in their respective beds because it’s nighttime.

However, before the night could really end, Flurry Heart woke up slightly with a whine, and then sleepily flew to Sombra and nuzzled up to him whilst saying; “sowwy bout da bad day an night… . We no mean it… .” Sombra sighs, then says; “I’ll deal with whatever happened tonight in the morning… . For now, assume that you’re not in trouble, and I’ll try my best to not go rough on y’all with the punishments next time. Okay… ?” Flurry Heart nodded, then said; “owkay… .” and then laid her head down to fall asleep. Sombra did also, and turned to fall asleep as well… .

And with that, the night is calm once more, and their day is about to begin all over again in the morning… .