“WHAT THE FUCK!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs. “You’re fucking with me right? There is no way in hell a human can turn into a pony.”
She answered with great concern, “Yes just an earth pony have a look for yourself.” Twilight look over at her friends and call. “Pinkie can you bring a mirror over here.” She was helping with Celestia get back up to her feet, but was not doing a very good job of it. She walked over well more of a bounce and seemed to be smiling for no reason.
“Yeah Twilight here’s one.” she answered with the biggest smile I have ever seen. Twilight showed me the mirror. I had tan fur with dark tan hair and a big blue eyes, hell even my digital desert camo got turn to pony style.
I quickly looked at my gear it was all turned to pony style except for my guns my desert eagle was the same even my M249 was the same. I quickly tried to pick up my M249 but it had no hands and the butt stock was way to big for my mouth. I gripped my Desert eagle with my mouth and tried to shot at to sun, but the recoil was so bad it nearly killed me.
After I shot my Desert eagle from my mouth. I fell on my new main pack. It turned into a type of saddle with my gear being turn into pony forms of it. Then out of nowhere. There was a scream of pain. I quickly turned my head to the one called Celestia. she was up again, but was still losing blood and at a bad rate.
I grabbed my IFAK Kit from my main pack. I tried to run to her, but I immediately fell on my face hard. I had dropped the IFAK and got mouth full of dirt.
I looked up and saw the one called Pinkie laughing on her back at how I fell on the ground. I stood up the best I could and shook my head. My kevlar spun around and was backwards now.
I quickly shook it off my head and put back on the right way. I grabbed the IFAK and walked the best I could with my newly added feet. I got to Celestia and looked her in the eyes and said trying to reassure her
“I can stop the bleeding and get you better, but I must tell you I have no idea of how I got here or why you want to kill me. Well..... I can understand why you want to kill humans, but that’s no reason to just come out of nowhere and attack me. I’m quite friendly when you don’t try to kill me why don’t we have a seat. I can walk aaah...... I think fluttershy on how to wrap you up with the band aids and quikclot as the for the other one. I will need to put two tourniquets on her or she will bleed to death from the bullets. They were much bigger holes than these and hit both of her front legs.”
She just stared at me with anger I looked at now and said with anger “Ok, I could just let you die. I mean what’s stopping me bitch, you attacked me. I’m offering you help and you are just look at me with anger.”
She just kept staring at me, “ BITCH if I was going to kill you I would have, but I thought you would be willing to talk. FUCK, Should I just get out my Ka-bar knife and cut your throat.” I looked at her with as much anger as I could show in this new body.
Then a defeated voice came from behind me. I looked at the now smaller one named Luna was starting to change colors from blood lost. She looked at me and said what the Celestia didn’t want to say. “We will talk with thou, but thou must at least help us to the hosp---”
Celestia answer with anger in her voice “Luna you know that we are not aloud to make deals with these humans they are lying and greed monster even if we die we must ne--” .
“Princess Celestia you can’t die you two are the rulers. If you two die then we would lose are government everything you worked for would just fall apart.”
Twilight said with the most fear I ever heard in my life. I looked at her she had followed me to Celestia and was about to cry when she heard Celestia not take me up on the offer. Celestia look at Luna and back at Twilight. Then looked at me she said with no joy.
“We will have a talk, human, at the hospital, but not till you heal us from your foul magic.”
“Oh so now that your people are endangered you want to be peaceful will good.” I said sarcastically ‘fucking bitch.’
“I will have Fluttershy wrap you up and I will get Luna better as well. Twilight, help me out here.” I said
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The Princesses and I were alone in a room in the hospital in ponyville. They both looked to be in bad shape. Celestia had 2 holes in her right wing and 3 in her left one. Her legs had mirror stress factions from the bullets grazing them. Luna on the other hand had 2 big holes in her front right leg and the left one had two nice grazes.
I looked at them with eyes of anger wanting to understand why they kept their silence.
“Ok, I held my end of the bargain now its your turn tell me how its possible that I got turned into a pony and how in bloody hell did I get here.”
Luna look at Celestia with pity and looked at me and said with a sigh.
“Dear human we would love to tell thou, but these are secrets no pony can ever find out that is our duty to this land.”
I looked at her with confusion and said. “Ok, I understand and how you fell, but I still need the information to try to find a way back home, if possible.”
Celestia now looked at me with anger and said. “You are dealing with force that you don’t even comprehend human! These forces could destroy your and my world in a matter of minutes.”
“Slow down there bitch. How would it destroy my world I understand that this world has magic, but my world doesn’t have magic.” I said confused.
She looked at me and sighed “Ok, you win human just let me do one thing before we start talking”
Her horn started glowing. I quickly ducked behind a empty bed. Then a golden light passed right through me. I quickly looked around and saw we had been enclosed in a golden dome. I looked at the princesses. Luna smiled and laughed a little. Celestia tried her hardest and not to but was failing.
I smiled at them and said sarcastically “You got me. Can you two now explain please.”
Luna looked at her sister. Celestia was not happy in the less bit. After having her ass kicked by this human, Luna sighed
“Either I tell it sister or thou does, but thy has a right to know thou can sense it too know.”
Celestia sighed I looked at me with disapproval then look at Luan they both took deep breath and started talking.
“Yes, dear Smith you see the world you come from is always in war with itself. No, matter what any god or god like person does it will not change.”
“Me and my sister were born in thy world about 2400 year ago. Due to the fact that thy people hate anything different, but thine own kind. We decided to take our kind from thy world and move it to a new world.”
“It cost us a human that we will hold dear for the rest of our lives. Her name was Faustia. She was one of the few humans that understood the pony kind. When we left our great city of Atlantis. She died holding the gate together so our’s kind could move through, but due to this. We had made something we did not mean too.”
“The gate is absorbing all the magic from thine world and gives it to our world. It will not stop or are worlds would collide in theory. As for getting here, we believe you had more magic than a normal human. If thou were normally absorbed and sent here thou would be sent to the castle. Where we would able to get rid of the without anything getting in the way, but thou is different. We normally only see small children and are able to send them back without any memory’s.”
“You seemed to come out of nowhere as if someone or something was calling for you. What it is we have no idea. Getting back however we don’t really know. We just take the magic from the children and they go back, but you had things that have magic resistance such as your weapons and armor.”
“Thou also have been touched by the Elements of Harmony now. We thought they would send thou back home, but this is not the case. We now have to ask thou a favor. Dear human wiltl thou keep this all a secret from the other ponies?
“uuuuhhhh...... Yes, but that’s a lot to take in. I will never be able to go back home. FUCK YES, those assholes can all go to hell.” I end with excitement.
Luna looked at me and said “Dear Smith thou is happy about losing thou’s home.”
“Yes I am. I had no good family or friends. Nothing, I really liked about my life. The only good thing. I had going for me was the Marines and I had to go to war right after I joined, but it never stopped me from being happy.”
“Then thou was happy being a soldier, Yes”
I looked at her and stood up walked in front of both of them with so much pride you could only, but be in shock.
“You are look at one of the few military's that my world remembers. The three are as followed Spartans, Trojans, and the Marines. If you kept an eye on my world you would see that. We are the first in and the last out. We kill first and ask question later. If I'm stuck here I wish to join your ranks for thats all I know. I know war its been my life.
Luna smiled at me well said “Smith thou will join my---
Celestia interrupted Luna “You wish to be guarded by this human I will not have him causing chaos in my cast---”
“Sister, thou forget herself.” Luna snapped. “We are both rulers and both live in the castle. Thy will be a Night Guard nothing more. We will have Shining Armor put thou in as a new guard and have thou trained.”
“Dear sister you can’t be serious. We don’t know if he has changed. Just cause he has been touch by the elements does not mean he has changed. Least of all he has no cutie mark.
I looked at her “what's this mark your talking about.”
“The one on thine flank.” Luna replied.
I quickly jumped to the left ready to fight whatever came my way. Luna looked at me no its on your rear. I jumped 180 and landed again ready to fight. What are you talking about. I see no one and no one has come in this room for the whole time we have talked. I stood ready to fight anything. Then they both started laughing.
I dropped my guard and looked at them confused “What's funny.”
“You sir, look at thine butt it has a mark do you know what it means.” Luan said laughing.
I looked at my ass and saw my Marine camo. I looked at luna confused.
“Thou may need to undress for thou to see thy mark”
I started to take of my combat boots and camo with the vest first then the blouse. I took off my pants and we could see part of it, but my shorts were blocking most of it. I took my undershirt first. then out of the blue both Princesses gaped in shock at the look of my body.
I looked down at my body and saw the scars from all the fights I had been in the cuts, stabs and broken bones. It was like a monster had taken pieces out of me. I looked at them both and said with confusion
“What?”
“What happen to thou? Hast thou been in war all it’s life?” Luna said scared
“I lived on the streets and had to fight for food and clothes. Yes, I have been through a type of war, but I still got my high school diploma.”
Luna just looked at me with sadness.
“You don’t need to worry about me. I’m use to being beat a little here and there its fine. I never really liked to hold grudges against people. The only thing I’m getting is a little uncomfortable getting undress in front of people, but I’ll get over it.”
I pulled my shorts off and looked at my ass. There was a pistol crossing a sword and behind it was the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor.
Luna smiled at me and said. “We will have you trained to be able to walk and fight for your new friends here.
I looked a luna confused “ What friends? I have no, friends here. I fight for the survival and thrill. That’s the only thing I have known all my life.”
They looked at each other with the saddest faces you could think of.
I thought for a minute and just realized. I had just kick the ass out of the rulers of my new home. I stood up and looked them both in the eyes and said with pride.
“Ok, now that my questions have been answers. What will be my punishment be for hurting you. After all you are now my high command and I just kicked your asses.”
They both look each other and in the eyes and smiled for some odd reason. Luna looked at me and said with care.
“Thou could have just stood there and died, but thou fought with all his heart. In the end thou learned that thou will never return to thine home. We could have thou locked up for the rest of his life, but thou shows a lot of spirit and life. We believe thine last life has been enough of punishment. Thou will begin anew here as one of our little ponies.”
I looked up at her and said “Who are you calling little?”