"No, it can't be!" Scootaloo tore the contract she'd signed out of Lightning Duwust's hooves.
"Oh it shuwu is!" Lightning Duwust cheered, leaning closer to Scoots.
"Bingo!" Scootaloo pointed her hoof at a line on the contract. "It says right here that because I didn't start using uwuspeak after signing, that I am the stronger of will, and therefore the contract is rendered void!"
Lightning Duwust gasped.
"--And not only that, but it means that you are a failure of a recruiter."
Lightning Dust screeched as the UwU was exorcised from her body.
Unfortunately, it decided to possess Scootaloo next.
Er... Scootuwu.