Equestria Ninja Girls: The Thievius Raccoonus

by RainbowRaptorDash1


The Eye of the Storm

Sly unlocked the cannon as the Beauty Trio readied themselves for what they were gonna do.

"This isn't exactly a safe idea." Rarity worried.

"That may be, but that just makes it more interesting." Sly responded

"Might as well get it over with." Adagio said as she and everyone else climbed in.

"Everyone ready?" Karai asked.

"Ready." Sly, Rarity and Adagio answered.

"Then let's hope we make it outta this alive." Karai said as the cannon fired, launching four of them right into the mechanical blimp, finding a disgusting-looking frog as they landed inside the hideout.

"How delightful, we have guests. The only thing is... I HATE UNEXPECTED GUESTS!" Raleigh yelled.

"Listen Raleigh, you wipe out my family and take what's mine, you'd better expect company." Sly responded.

"Especially those from other worlds." Rarity said.

"Including ones where the Foot Clan has been reformed and allied themselves with the Hamato Clan." Karai added.

"You'll be giving us that page now, Raleigh." Adagio quipped.

"Oh, I am ever so sorry. How sloppy of me not to expect that or finish the job. Obviously Sly Cooper, we should have snuffed you out as well. So without further ado, let me make amends by what... BLOATING TO GARGANTUAN SIZE AND SQUASHING YOU ALL LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BUGS AS YOU ARE!" Raleigh declared as he jumped and prepared to slam them.

"Scatter!" Sly ordered as he and the Beauty Trio jumped out of the way as Raleigh landed. "Hit him on all sides. Keep him off balance."

"Alright, daring!" Rarity responded before Raleigh shot out his tongue at her as an attack. "That's disgusting." Rarity gagged as she dodged the attack while Karai readied her venom.

"Hey Raleigh, you got something in your eyes." Karai quipped, making Raleigh turn around as she fired her venom, only to get it in one of his eyes.

"My eye!" Raleigh yelled.

"Sly, Adagio, I only nailed one eye. Hold him still so I get the other one." Karai informed.

"A spitting cobra, of course. Fortunately, I have a cure." Raleigh said as he jumped into the water.

"Well, that didn't work." Adagio deadpanned before Raleigh's tongue wrapped around her leg. "Uh-oh!" Adagio dreaded before Sly and Rarity grabbed her as she was being pulled. "Don’t let go!" Adagio yelled as Karai threw kunai at Raleigh's tongue, making him recoil in pain and let go of her. "Thanks, Karai."

"No problem." Karai responded before Raleigh bursted out of the water.

"You'll pay for that!" Raleigh growled as he grabbed a fly with his tongue before swallowing it, puffing himself up.

"Adagio, Karai... X-Strike!" Sly ordered, with Adagio and Karai nodding in agreement as Raleigh started bouncing on and off the platforms. "Raleigh, you know what it pays to have?"

"What?" Raleigh asked.

"Friends." Sly answered as Karai and Adagio attacked Raleigh in a X-shaped cross slash.

"Gah!" Raleigh yelled.

"This is for my dad!" Sly declared as he was about to swing his cane down, only for it to be block by Raleigh’s own cane.

"You really think I haven't read the pages I got?!" Raleigh asked.

"Those techniques belong to my family!" Sly responded.

"Well then it’s time that they should be shared!" Raleigh declared.

"Not with heartless people like you!" Rarity replied as she struck Raleigh with he sickles.

"The Coopers were thieves! How are they any different than I am or any other criminal?" Raleigh questioned as he struck back with a tongue whiplash and a cane spin.

"They were part of the Hamato Ninja Clan. They had honor." Rarity answered.

"Honor, ha! That's a laugh." Raleighed laughed.

"Like you know what Honor is." Karai hissed as she struck Raleigh, sending him flying into the water.

"Blast it all! You've beaten me!" Raleigh groaned.

"Bentley, cops on their way?" Rarity asked.

"Yes! We need to hurry!" Bentley urged.

"Come on, let's-" Sly started to say before Raleigh interrupted.

"Well, gloat all you want, for none of you are a match for Muggshot, my villainous cohort in Utah. You'll see, Mesa City is so well-guarded, a snake couldn't slither in without setting off alarms. Gwahahahaha..." Raleigh laughed before falling unconscious.

"Let's scram before the cops show up." Karai said.

"First things first, the section of my ancestor, Rioichi Cooper." Sly responded as he grabbed the pages from Raleigh's personal vault, revealing the symbol of the Hamato clan.

"The First Hamato Cooper." Rarity realized as Sly put his calling card in the vault safe.

"That’s right, and he first developed the Ninja Spire Jump, a technique used to sneak into the thickly fortified castles of feudal Japan." Sly informed before he and the Beauty Trio escaped, even though it proved harder due to the untimely arrival of Inspector Carmelita Fox.

Later, when Raleigh came to, he was pulled out of the water with Carmelita aiming her pistol at him.

"Get up." Carmelita ordered as Raleigh was then grabbed from his legs by an officer.

"Inspector, let's be reasonable. There's no reason to throw me in jail." Raleigh said.

"There’s plenty of reasons after finding out that you were responsible for the ship and plane disappearances." Carmelita responded.

"Okay, maybe there is. But I do have a deal for you. One that should give me a light sentence." Raleigh suggested.

"I don’t make deals with criminals." Carmelita refused.

"Not even to know where a certain Raccoon and his friends is heading?" Raleigh asked, catching the inspector's attention.

Meanwhile in England on a beach not far, Rarity was sunbathing, Adagio was sitting in a chair under an umbrella and Karai was resting laying on her front on top of a towel.

"Aw, relaxation." Rarity sighed in relief.

"Yep, we could definitely use some R & R after a job like this." Adagio agreed.

"You know girls, since we’re staying in England for a while, Sly said that he, Bentley and Murray were gonna go after the queen’s Crown Jewels." Karai informed.

"Well, better enjoy the quiet while we have it. I'm going shopping. Anyone want something special?" Adagio asked as she got up from her chair.

"Maybe a new necklace." Rarity noted.

"What about you, Karai?" Adagio added.

"I'm good." Karai answered as she looked at Rioichi Cooper's picture, before spotting something in the picture. "An owl?"