How To Kill A God

by DraconequusInLove


Glitterglue

The sun was high overhead as Moondazzle and Discord relaxed on the lawn. They had a bowl of berries between them and were practicing sharing their lunch.

"Explain to me," Moondazzle said suddenly. "If you have one cupcake and two pokemon, who do you give the cupcake to?"

"Are you quizzing me?" Discord asked. "Cause the answer is: you spit the cupcake."

"Correct. And now, if your friend likes pranks and you like pranks, what is the best way to prank them?"

"Ah, pranks again?" Starlight had suggested pranks instead of beating creatures up as a way for the two to be creative and have fun. "Who is it this time?"

Moondazzle smirked and brought out a bottle of glitter glue. "You!" She squirted the pink glue all over Discord and cackled. "You're so cute!"

Discord lunged at Moondazzle, knocking over the bowl of berries and tackling her to the ground. She rubbed the glitter all over Moondazzle as she wrestled the Gardevoir to the ground.


"New rule: no glitter glue outside of art class on campus?" Moondazzle exclaimed in shock, reading the new notice that had been posted.

"Wonder who's fault that is," Discord laughed, sauntering along to Loyalty Class. "See ya later, sucker!"

Moondazzle growled and was about to tear down the sign before she realized something and smiled evilly. "No glitter except in art class..."


Later that day in art class, which the two had together, Moondazzle concocted her plan. While Professor Silverstream was describing the assignment, she snuck over to the cabinet of supplies and grabbed a handful of bottles of glitter glue.

"Oh, Moondazzle!" Silverstream said, having noticed the Gardevoir. "How thoughtful of you to get supplies for the class!"

Discord stifled her laughter. "Yeah, thanks Moony!"

Forced to give out the glue by Silverstream, she was left with only one bottle with which to torment Discord. While the class worked on painting plans for a mural, giving advice and talking to each other, the pokemon worked next to each other in silence.

"Girls?" Silverstream had noticed the lack of conversation and come over to their table. "Are you two okay?"

Moondazzle finished a very realistic drawing of a dragon. "Fine." She said, working on the pony standing upon the dragon's back.

"Dissy?" Nocreature wanted to use Discord's real name, opting for a nickname instead.

"Same."

"Okay... just let me know if you need anything!" Silverstream said cheerfully, then bounced away to check on her other students.

Moondazzle smirked. As soon as Silverstream's back was turned, she brought out a bottle of glitter glue and sprayed Discord, who ducked and sprayed Moondazzle with a bottle of glitter glue hidden under the table. The shiny mega was covered in green glitter and shrieked as Discord ran from the room.

"DISCORD!!!" She howled.