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// Discord, meet Discord 
// Story: How To Kill A God 
// by DraconequusInLove 
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"What do you mean there's another me?" Discord exclaimed in shock at Moondazzle's statement. 

Moondazzle placed a newspaper on the table in front of Discord. On the front page in full color was a picture of Equestria's original Discord, the spirit of chaos. "Apparently those old myths are true. Too bad we gave up god slaying, he'd make a heck of a prize." She sat down next to her friend and began to eat her pancakes. 

Discord took a bite of her oatmeal before responding. "So, what are you saying? I should meet this other Discord?"

"I dunno, he seems pretty scary." She winked at Discord. "But Headmare Starlight did say he was a friend of hers, so who knows." 

"Ah, fine. But only for you." The two pokemon finished their food and headed to their first class of the day, a lecture on magic by vice principal Sunburst. 


After, the two had a short break during which they strolled the grounds together. "So, this Discord," Discord said, "when does he show up?"

"Right now." Moondazzle booped her companion on the nose as a loud pop sounded behind them. The atmosphere of the courtyard changed immediately with the Draconequus's arrival. 

"Well now, Moony, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" A silky smooth voice asked. 

The two pokemon turned around and looked at the Draconequus. "Discord, this is Discord." Moondazzle said with a giggle. "Discord, this is also Discord." She broke out into laughter, leaning on her Ampharos friend for support while she tried to recover. 

"You're hilarious." She deadpanned. "So, Discord... Moondazzle thought we should meet." 

"I can't imagine why. Other than you having my name, which who wouldn't want to have, how could we possibly be alike? I'm me, and you're you. Who could be more different?" Discord asked, curling his body around the pair as he examined Discord. 

Moondazzle clearly wouldn't be any help, as she was still recovering from her own joke, so Discord was left to answer the question on her own. "Celestia and Luna. They control opposite celestial bodies." 

"You're not even going to try are you." He said with disapproval. "This was a waste." 

"Well, before you go, would you like to help pull off a little prank? It's kinda our hobby." Moondazzle said, having finally recovered. 

"Please?" Discord looked up at Discord with her eyes wide, trying to appear as cute as possible. 

Discord grinned. "I'd be happy to." 


Twenty minutes later, Starlight's office was covered in purple and blue glitter with glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling. The three pranksters high-fived each other. 

"Now we just gotta get out of here before Starlight shows up."

"I'm afraid it's too late for that," said a very pissed-off unicorn in the doorway.