How To Kill A God

by DraconequusInLove


Introducing Us...

Two pokemon glared at each other across the ruined field. The sky was full of colorful bolts of lightning, black clouds covered the two suns, and both pokemon and humans were running around, screaming as they tried to escape the imminent doom the death of their god would bring.

But the two rivals didn't care about this. They only wanted to kill each other. One was a shiny Mega Gardevoir, the other a Mega Ampharos. Raising her arm, the Gardevoir, Moondazzle, created a blast of pink energy that fired at the other pokemon.

Discord the Ampharos blocked with her own streak of electricity, then built up her mana reserves for a powerful attack.

Noticing the trick, Moondazzle created her most powerful attack, hoping to wipe out the Ampharos before she could get in the buffed spell. She fired it off just as Discord managed to get her flare of electricity in, the two super powerful attacks colliding.

As the blast collided with the flare a massive explosion and a flash of light occurred, ripping a hole in space and sucking both pokemon in towards another world...


"Ugh... where am I?" Discord asked, slowly sitting up. Her eyes blinked open and she saw that she was in a large hall. Stained-glass windows adorned the walls and a throne was sitting upon a dais at one end. And to her horror, she wasn't alone. Another pokemon was laying beside her. One who she hated more than anything in the world.

"You!" Discord accused. "You got us stranded here!"

The Gardevoir stretched and yawned. "I did nothing of the sort, Discord," Moondazzle replied, standing up and doing a few stretches, pops of pink energy coming off her as she woke up her magical capabilities.

Discord growled and rose up on her tippy-toes, trying to see eye-to-eye with the taller pokemon. "You blasted bastard! You're the one who tried to kill my god!"

Suddenly, the door at the end of the hallway flew open and a dragon with purple and green scales came in, carrying a stack of scrolls. He stopped short when he saw the two pokemon, dropping the scrolls and turning around. "Uh, Twilight? There's something in here you better come see."

Discord and Moondazzle exchanged glances. Then the sound of hoofsteps alerted them to an alicorn entering the room. "What kinda pokemon is that? Some Mega Rapidash?" Discord laughed.

"Yeah, if it rolled around in glitter and sprinkles!" Moondazzle added, and they both broke into laughter at the princess's expense.

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Spike, is this another of Rainbow Dash's pranks?" She asked her assistant.

"Not that I know of, Twilight. Rainbow is in Cloudsdale, rehearsing for an upcoming Wonderbolts show, remember?"

"So then that means... Guards! Put the castle into lockdown. We have intruders in our midst!"

Discord and Moondazzle once again looked to each other, but this time it wasn't about a shared joke. They both were daring the other to get in their business and slay their god.