Princess Celestia wants me to make some Friends.
Well, that’s idiotic. Even when I ignore the fact that nobody here is real ‘friend’ material, How do I make friends trapped in this room twenty-four-hours a day? I mean, I can’t just ask to be let out.
Shut up, Spike, it’s not that simple.
…it is?
Oh. I see. Terms and Conditions apply. No burning ponies’ stuff? No deal. I like burning stuff, thank you very much. Welp, It looks like unless Celestia wants to personally bring all my potential friends into my cell, I won’t be befriending anypony, thank you very much.
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Ugh, but I’m sooo BORED!