//------------------------------// // Wake up // Story: Dream about the Moon // by ChocolateDead //------------------------------// is probably the only thing in the world that generates aggression the fastest in the world. An alarm clock playing the same song every day makes me want to kill. What else could a man do at 5:21 am. I go to my bathroom on the Throne of Equestria I look like shit. Still the same greenish blue hair and eyes, and of course that coal-black skin. Well what could be different. How is it that with technology and a system that allows you to change the weather using Pegazines and Griffin technology, they still can't do anything about that pesky rain at 3am. And they cannot silence the windows after being hit by raindrops. And these artificial intelligences to improve human well-being. "Good morning, Mr. Argon." Oh, fuck me. "I can see that you are happy with the new alarm clock song that I have chosen for you." Interfeis said. "Yeah he's great thanks to E.v.A," I said without sarcasm at all. "I chose it based on your condition and preferences, at least you did not destroy the alarm clock against the wall as before." "We weren't supposed to talk about it, were we?" I reminded E.v.A "Yes, of course, you have a meeting at the factory today at 1 p.m., please remember that. You got messages from your parents saying that they did not have fun on the island of the Eastern Empire as they never did in their life, they think it is the best trip in the world, and the capital of the Violet cherry is considered the best "- and I thought for a holiday in Labiranthis with the Minotaurs it was -" Princess Celestia is celebrating with the kingdoms the day of the united lands of "Hanze''. Well, who would have thought it was this time. "And the news of the Twilight wolves ..." “Got it thanks!” I replied, interrupting her argument about this group of scholarly literary fanatics. How I don't like to hear about them and think about it. "Wolves of Twilight" - E.v.a continues - "also known as" Bearers of the Word "think Nightmare Moon will return as a powerful force on earth and with his men waiting in the darkness to destroy the Equestrie and hence the" Hanze ". by Twilight Sparkle.  Here it starts. It's time to wash up. "She searched for her in dreams. She did not eat or sleep, she searched for every evidence of her arrival and the existence of proof that she was right."  Where is that soap?   "During the crisis, it was she who caused and exacerbated the conflict between countries, causing war Here is on the floor.  " It was she, along with her group of chroniclers and followers among soldiers and faithful to the kingdom, sending troops to other countries, which for all purposes were going to get information on Nightmare Moon. -  "Okay, just a few more minutes and to dry . " She was the first to learn about the theories of transmitting consciousness and mind in other beings' bodies, raising her greatest concern that anyone could be Nightmare Moon. " Oh yes! After all, she stopped talking about a group of criminals being prosecuted even after 200 years of the alliance. "Over the years, Twilight Sparkle as a faithful student of Princess Celestia defended Equestria with her friends and formed a group known as the Elements of Harmony. The ensuing group protected the city of Ponyville for a year before they were given the elements to fight against Discord itself, which was reformed as the new co-ruler of Equestria ..." What was reformed? The guy got married to the Kindness element after various actions, and then fought with them against evil. He probably only did it so he wouldn't get into trouble later with her. She must have had sex with him. "After maintaining peace permanently, efforts were made to use the knowledge of the essence of chaos and other advanced technological enemies, technology allowed the Equestrian to expand the communication network and urbanization of cities. to be conti .... "And with it the weapon ...." fuck "and the needs of the citizens for what they needed new energy resources, this stage gave Equestria a development of several hundred years. The development turned out to be too great an achievement for some of the neighboring countries. "There was trade between the lands of resources in exchange for technology. This would eventually lead to a declaration of war between the country of Zebirani, Dragonia and the country of Hippocampus." I have to find clothes, "To these situations, Equestria decided to calm the situation by elements of harmony, unfortunately causing the opposite effect. The entry of the Equestria army into the crisis. The war forced the formation of a new government. Elements was appointed as the peace-building department and Twilight Sparkle as Celestia's right hand. And after years of death and destruction. The war ended with the creation of equal peace and the creation of a league of countries of magic and technology known as the "Hanze". A suit for the holidays or maybe some tracksuit. "I advise you to wear appropriate clothing and you will probably wear a protective suit anyway." She doesn't seem to hear me say no, but she reads my mind when it is necessary. "I don't read your mind, I just know when you have stupid ideas, sir." A horogram began to form before me. "It's not that I don't listen to you, you just don't call me by name."- said. "Yes? What's that name?" - I asked with a smile on my face. "You know my name is Pinkie Pie! Awesome party companion for everyday chores " she said. holographically showing herself as a blue woman with curly hair and pink eyes with the symbol of three balloons around her hips. She herself had quite large breasts and backstocks. I crossed my arms and put my hand on my chin. "Pinkie's wellbeing companion robot named after one of the harmony elements, and I'll be telling you what I think it suits you better." "If you were about to think of something like that, you could call me D.i.a.n.a." - she pouted with her hands behind her back. "There is no option, it's her middle name and my rule is, it's not very funny how I can name you what she wants in the system and you resist anyway. "And you like me for that!" She turned from ear to ear with a smile on her face "Hell, it wouldn't be so much fun without you," I smiled back. Music of joy and paper confetti. "Okay let's go to the factory because a little longer and I'll have a problem with this whole group of technology and sales experts," I told her to stop making those strange heart-shaped eyes. "OKI-DOKI-LOKI" - disappeared from view, shining a blue light down the road straight to the kitchen on the lower floor. I am wearing a white close-fitting thermal garment called A-scan. second skin. Each is to adhere to the body and allow it to safely adjust to the temperature outside and protect against radiation, acid rain and magical influence. In addition, you can buy a version with a special hood that activates when it rains, but who has the money for it. I put on my white rain jacket and overlapping black pants with pockets on the sides which, together with the calf-length boots, look like they are of the same material and piece. Covering up my cute mark As I went downstairs, I noticed that E.v.A was wearing only an apron in the kitchen with the words "Hot, but not just food" with a heart as the background. It is impossible not to see that most of the work she does in the kitchen is done by extra hands behind the walls and her hair holding a knife. "What's on the menu today?" I asked curiously Still looking at the table in the kitchen - "Today I thought I would make you shakshuk and for dinner I'll make spagettes." "This is what coming home is for." he said smiling. I went to the cupboard with two bowls .- "And I just forgot about the news that your RIG broke down, so a mechanic technician in the building will come to repair it." I dropped the plate that she had grabbed with one of her many hands just off the ground. " When?" " Yesterday " " How? " "When that drunk Dragon's blood hit you and you flew against the wall from the metal perimeter." said E.v.A with a raised eyebrow. "Indeed, and then I got up and threw him out of the second floor window." - I scratched my head- "And he under the influence of alcohol did not notice and came back for another drink." "On Tron, you know, your body allows you to regenerate faster than it should, but that does not mean that you would generate these troubles, and besides, who came up with it, to go to work on a holiday "- she pointed at me with a knife with a full bowl of food. "What about Labor Day?" I sat down at the table grabbing a spoon. "Okay, that's the exception!" She said with a bowl full of food data. "And so this holiday gives me a long weekend later, me and the employees work until 1pm" I swallow the first three spoons - "and then only the night shift pretends that I don't want to do it. I take the next four spoons-" And they only work until 3 am. " "But that doesn't explain why so?" - she took a spoonful of updates and new data - "does this symbolize this hour or something?" "I don't know? - I picked up the spoon-" Maybe it's time to sign the decision "- the last spoon -" and the second probably ending the party." "It makes sense, you've always had the habit of coming up with weird reasons," she said, gulping down a bowl of data. "I know" - I got up with the bowl in my hands and as I walked by - "but you like me for that." "Yes" "Okay, if I get to fix my R.I.G, tell her to eat something, maybe give her dinner." - I stated walking up to the door. A E.v.A is smiling at me, waving goodbye. For the first time, as I remember, I go out without E.v. Well, it will be an ordinary short day, but it still feels strange. Knowing her, she probably forgot to eat breakfast. After all, what can he think about when he is constantly thinking about everything. - - "I'm coming out hello!"